Editing Mail

{{game icons|p2=y}}
[[File:P2 President First Mail.png|thumb|The first piece of mail the player receives; sent by [[the President]].]]
{{Todo|Verify the icon for each message. Also, it looks as though each character has their own notification sound for when the letter opens. At least the last message with Olimar's wife does. Elaborate.}}
At the [[Day results menu|end of every]] [[day]] in {{p2}}, [[Captain Olimar]] receives some '''mail''' ({{j|メール|Mēru|Mail}}). These short messages provide context to the story and show what [[the President]] and the various [[minor characters]] are doing while the [[leader]]s are exploring.

The mail that appears for each day is taken from a specified set that depends on how many [[Poko]]s the player has collected, and is always received in a set order. Once every message in one set has been shown, the final message in the set is repeated until the requirements for the next are met.

It is possible to view past mail entries by pressing {{button|gc|l|wii|padl|switch|facel}} and {{button|gc|r|wii|padr|switch|facer}}, but only pieces of mail from the last 20 days are saved.

In the following lists, each piece of mail has a header to differentiate between the English and Japanese GameCube, Wii, and Switch versions.

{{listen|filename=P2 New Mail Jingle.ogg|title=The jingle that plays when receiving mail.}}

== Up to 2999 Pokos ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|You found your first bit of treasure. Fine work! Our future depends on your efforts, so check your {{color|treasure hoard |red}}regularly. I'll check in often. Keep up the pace!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|さっそくお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>つけたようじゃな。その<ruby>調子<rt>ちょうし</rt></ruby>じゃよ！わしの<ruby>未来<rt>みらい</rt></ruby>はキミたちのはたらきにかかっておる。そうそう、あとで{{color|2=red|お<ruby>宝一覧<rt>たからいちらん</rt></ruby>}}をチェックしておくようにな。では、くれぐれもたのむぞい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Looks like you found treasure promptly. Keep it up! My future depends on your work. By the way, be sure to check the {{color|treasure hoard|red}} later. With that, I'm sincerely counting on you!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Baby steps first, Olimar! Plan well, and don't worry about me. Our debt is with Happy Hocotate Savings & Loan, after all. Besides, there's nothing left to repossess, so HA!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|まずはノンビリとな。アセってもうまくいかないもんじゃよ。わしは<ruby>心配<rt>しんぱい</rt></ruby>いらんよ。なにせ{{color|2=red|ニコニコホコタテローン}}じゃ。<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>のカタに<ruby>持<rt>も</rt></ruby>ってかれる<ruby>物<rt>もの</rt></ruby>ものこっておらんし、<ruby>今<rt>いま</rt></ruby>さらコワいものなど、なにもないわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|First of all, take it easy. Hurrying rarely turns out well. Don't worry about me. After all, this is {{color|Happy Hocotate Savings & Loan|red}}. There's nothing left to be taken as collateral, so there's nothing to be afraid of now.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube - English'''<br>{{Transcript|How's progress, Olimar? Remember, you'll never get anything done if you sit back and watch from afar. Be sure to {{color|hold|red}} {{color|{{button|gc|r}} |red}}occasionally for a close-up view of the action.|block=y}}
'''Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|How's progress, Olimar? Remember, you'll never get anything done if you sit back and watch from afar. Press Left or Right on {{button|wii|pad}} for a close-up view of the action.|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|How's progress, Olimar? Remember, you'll never get anything done if you sit back and watch from afar. Press {{button|switch|zr}} for a close-up view of the action.|block=y}}
'''GameCube - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ノビノビ、やっとるか？いつも<ruby>高<rt>たか</rt></ruby>みから<ruby>見下<rt>みお</rt></ruby>ろしてても、<ruby>人生<rt>じんせい</rt></ruby>はつまらん！たまには{{color|2=red|{{button|gc|r}}を<ruby>押<rt>お</rt></ruby>し<ruby>続<rt>つづ</rt></ruby>けて}}<ruby>目線<rt>めせん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>低<rt>ひく</rt></ruby>くしてみるといいぞい。お<ruby>宝探<rt>たからさが</rt></ruby>しの<ruby>役<rt>やく</rt></ruby>には<ruby>立<rt>た</rt></ruby>たんが、<ruby>散歩<rt>さんぽ</rt></ruby>するにはぴったりじゃよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Are you at ease? Life is boring if you're always looking down from on high! Sometimes it's good to {{color|press and hold {{button|gc|r}}|red}} to lower your viewpoint. It won't help you find treasure, but it's perfect for taking a stroll.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Wii - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ノビノビ、やっとるか？いつも<ruby>高<rt>たか</rt></ruby>みから<ruby>見下<rt>みお</rt></ruby>ろしてても、<ruby>人生<rt>じんせい</rt></ruby>はつまらん！たまには{{color|2=red|{{button|wii|pad}}<ruby>左右<rt>さゆう</rt></ruby>を<ruby>押<rt>お</rt></ruby>し<ruby>続<rt>つづ</rt></ruby>けて}}<ruby>目線<rt>めせん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>低<rt>ひく</rt></ruby>くしてみるといいぞい。お<ruby>宝探<rt>たからさが</rt></ruby>しの<ruby>役<rt>やく</rt></ruby>には<ruby>立<rt>た</rt></ruby>たんが、<ruby>散歩<rt>さんぽ</rt></ruby>するにはぴったりじゃよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Are you at ease? Life is boring if you're always looking down from on high! Sometimes it's good to {{color|press and hold {{button|wii|pad}} Left or Right|red}} to lower your viewpoint. It won't help you find treasure, but it's perfect for taking a stroll.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ノビノビ、やっとるか？いつも<ruby>高<rt>たか</rt></ruby>みから<ruby>見下<rt>みお</rt></ruby>ろしてても、<ruby>人生<rt>じんせい</rt></ruby>はつまらん！たまには{{color|2=red|{{button|switch|zr}}を<ruby>押<rt>お</rt></ruby>して}}、<ruby>目線<rt>めせん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>変<rt>か</rt></ruby>えてみるといいぞい。お<ruby>宝探<rt>たからさが</rt></ruby>しの<ruby>役<rt>やく</rt></ruby>には<ruby>立<rt>た</rt></ruby>たんが、<ruby>散歩<rt>さんぽ</rt></ruby>するにはぴったりじゃよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Are you at ease? Life is boring if you're always looking down from on high! Sometimes it's good to {{color|press {{button|switch|zr}}|red}} to change your viewpoint. It won't help you find treasure, but it's perfect for taking a stroll.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's wife
|[[File:P2 mail yome normal.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|My dearest dear...how are you? Your boss gave me this space e-mail account and told me all about your business trip. Just remember: you have a family to think about!|block=y}}
'''Nintendo Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|My dearest dear...how are you? Your boss gave me this space email account and told me all about your business trip. Just remember you have a family to think about!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あなた、<ruby>元気<rt>げんき</rt></ruby>？<ruby>社長<rt>しゃちょう</rt></ruby>さんからこのアドレスを<ruby>教<rt>おし</rt></ruby>えていただいたの。<ruby>事情<rt>じじょう</rt></ruby>はうかがったけど、<ruby>家庭<rt>かてい</rt></ruby>のことも<ruby>忘<rt>わす</rt></ruby>れないでね！わたしはかまわないけど、<ruby>子供<rt>こども</rt></ruby>たちには<ruby>父親<rt>ちちおや</rt></ruby>が<ruby>必要<rt>ひつよう</rt></ruby>なのよ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Honey, how are you? The president gave me this e-mail address. I've heard about the situation, but don't forget about your family! I don't mind, but the kids need a father!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie: It's been three months since you joined our company, and I'm sure you love it. I expect big things from you, Louie. Far bigger things than I expect from Olimar!|block=y}}
'''Nintendo Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie, It's been three months since you joined our company, and I'm sure you love it. I expect big things from you, Louie. Far bigger things than I expect from Olimar!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイくん、<ruby>入社<rt>にゅうしゃ</rt></ruby>から３ヶ<ruby>月<rt>げつ</rt></ruby>。そろそろ、わが<ruby>社<rt>しゃ</rt></ruby>のフンイキにもなれてきたようじゃな。キミはちょっと<ruby>無口<rt>むくち</rt></ruby>じゃが、クールとかいうやつじゃろ？キミにはオリマーくん<ruby>以上<rt>いじょう</rt></ruby>に<ruby>期待<rt>きたい</rt></ruby>しておるよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie, it's been three months since you joined our company. By now, you must have gotten used to the atmosphere of our company. You're a little quiet, but you're what they call cool, aren't you? I have even higher expectations for you than for Olimar.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son zurui.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Papa! No fair! No fair! You snuck off and went on an expedition without me! You have to promise to absolutely, positively take me next time! Say it! Say you PROOOOOMISE!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ！ズルイよ。ボクにナイショで、あたらしいたんけんにいくなんて！つぎはゼッタイ、ゼッタイ、ボクもいっしょにいくからね！やくそくだよ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa! No fair! Going on a new expedition without telling me! Next time, I'm coming with you no matter what! That's a promise!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! I see that you're making notes in the {{color|treasure hoard|red}}. This is no scientific jaunt! It's business! Which is why the ship is writing {{color|sales pitches|red}} for your finds.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、キミは{{color|2=red|お<ruby>宝一覧<rt>たからいちらん</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>探険<rt>たんけん</rt></ruby>の<ruby>記録<rt>きろく</rt></ruby>ばかりつけておるな。<ruby>商売<rt>しょうばい</rt></ruby>よりも<ruby>探険<rt>たんけん</rt></ruby>か。<ruby>若<rt>わか</rt></ruby>いもんはこれだから……。やれやれ。ドルフィン<ruby>初号機<rt>しょごうき</rt></ruby>に{{color|2=red|セールストーク}}を<ruby>考<rt>かんが</rt></ruby>えるように<ruby>命<rt>めい</rt></ruby>じておいて<ruby>正解<rt>せいかい</rt></ruby>じゃったわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, I see you have been recording your explorations on the {{color|treasure hoard|red}}. Is exploration more important than business? It's because young people are like this that... Good grief. I was right to order the Dolphin 1 to come up with {{color|sales pitches|red}}.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's daughter
|[[File:P2 mail daughter normal.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Dear Papa... How are you? I am fine. But Mommy is very, very mad at you. Please don't make Mommy mad! Pretty please with sugar?|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|1=パパ、げんき？こっち、ピリピリ。ママ、プリプリおこってるの。あんま、おこらせないでね！<span style="font-size:1.2em">めっ！</span>|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|1=Papa, how are you? I'm scared. Mama's really angry. Don't make her too angry, okay? <span style="font-size:1.2em">Don't!</span>|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fusigi.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|I wonder where we'd be now if I hadn't been so stingy and purchased space insurance... But the route Louie took was always a {{color|safe shipping lane|red}}...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>はひさしぶりに<ruby>平和<rt>へいわ</rt></ruby>な１<ruby>日<rt>にち</rt></ruby>じゃったよ。それにしても、あの<ruby>時<rt>とき</rt></ruby>ケチらずに<ruby>宇宙<rt>うちゅう</rt></ruby><ruby>保険<rt>ほけん</rt></ruby>に<ruby>入<rt>はい</rt></ruby>っておけば……。だが、あそこはいつも<ruby>使<rt>つか</rt></ruby>っとる{{color|2=red|<ruby>安全<rt>あんぜん</rt></ruby>な<ruby>航路<rt>こうろ</rt></ruby>}}のはずなんじゃが。<ruby>不思議<rt>ふしぎ</rt></ruby>なこともあるもんだわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today was the most peaceful day I've had in a long time. Still, if only I hadn't been so stingy and bought space insurance... But that's supposed to be a {{color|safe route|red}} that we always use. Strange things sure do happen.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fusigi.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|You know, Olimar, I've been in this business for over 50 years, and I've never heard of space bunnies in that shipping lane. I have some doubts about Louie's {{color|accident|red}}...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ううむ。<ruby>考<rt>かんが</rt></ruby>えれば<ruby>考<rt>かんが</rt></ruby>えるほど、<ruby>不思議<rt>ふしぎ</rt></ruby>だわい。５０<ruby>年<rt>ねん</rt></ruby>、<ruby>運送業<rt>うんそうぎょう</rt></ruby>をやっておるが、あの<ruby>航路<rt>こうろ</rt></ruby>に<ruby>宇宙<rt>うちゅう</rt></ruby>ウサギが<ruby>出<rt>で</rt></ruby>たことは<ruby>一度<rt>いちど</rt></ruby>もなかったんじゃが。{{color|2=red|ホントに<ruby>事故<rt>じこ</rt></ruby>なのか}}、ちょっとうたがわしくなってきたわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Hmmm. The more I think about it, the stranger it is. I've been in the shipping business for 50 years, and I've never seen space bunnies on that route. I'm starting to get suspicious {{color|if it was really an accident|red}}.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son nedari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Papa! There's this girl at school who's kind of nice, and I've been bragging all about you to her. So, I need you to bring me back the coolest souvenir ever!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ！なにかカッコイイおみやげをもってかえってきて！ガッコウにきになるコがいてさ。ボク、パパのこと、おもいきりジマンしちゃったんだ。スッゴイおみやげ、おねがい！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa! Bring home some kind of cool souvenir! There's this girl at school that I'm interested in. I've been bragging to her all about you. Please bring me an awesome souvenir!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fuan.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Yet another lonely day at the office. I have nothing to do here, so I'm just counting the hairs on my head. Like my employees, I have precious few left...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>も、<ruby>会社<rt>かいしゃ</rt></ruby>にはわしひとり。ヒマでしかたないから、<ruby>頭<rt>あたま</rt></ruby>の<ruby>毛<rt>け</rt></ruby>の<ruby>本数<rt>ほんすう</rt></ruby>をかぞえておったよ。のこった<ruby>毛<rt>け</rt></ruby>も、のこった<ruby>社員<rt>しゃいん</rt></ruby>も、<ruby>少数精鋭<rt>しょうすうせいえい</rt></ruby>だから<ruby>大事<rt>だいじ</rt></ruby>にせんとな。なんだか<ruby>毎日<rt>まいにち</rt></ruby>おんなじことをやっとる<ruby>気<rt>き</rt></ruby>がするの。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today, I am again alone in the office. I was counting the number of hairs on my head because I had nothing else to do. Remaining hairs, remaining employees, I have to be careful with them because they are a select few. I have the feeling that I'll be doing this same thing every day.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|}

== 3000-4999 Pokos ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou surprise smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! Good work so far! I hereby promote you to {{color|Perennial Manager|red}}! Press {{button|gc|x}} to divide up work, and {{button|gc|y}} to delegate more to your subordinate leader. Hope all goes smoothly!|block=y}}
'''Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! Good work so far! I hereby promote you to {{color|Perennial Manager|red}}! Press {{button|wii|c}} to divide up work, and {{button|wii|-}} to delegate more to your subordinate leader. Hope all goes smoothly!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar!  Good work so far!  I hereby promote you to {{Color|assistant manager|red}}!  Press {{button|switch|x}} to divide up work, and {{button|switch|y}} to delegate more work to your subordinate leader.  Hope all goes smoothly!|block=y}}

'''GameCube - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、かなりのお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めたようじゃな。よくやった！！{{color|2=red|マンネン<ruby>係長<rt>かかりちょう</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！キミもついに<ruby>管理職<rt>かんりしょく</rt></ruby>。{{button|gc|x}}で<ruby>手分<rt>てわ</rt></ruby>けして<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>したり、{{button|gc|y}}でリーダーを<ruby>交替<rt>こうたい</rt></ruby>したり、<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>の<ruby>進<rt>すす</rt></ruby>め<ruby>方<rt>かた</rt></ruby>を<ruby>工夫<rt>くふう</rt></ruby>するんじゃ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, you have collected quite a few treasures. Well done!! You've been promoted to {{color|perennial assistant manager|red}}! You are finally in management. You'll be splitting up labor with {{button|gc|x}}, switching leaders with {{button|gc|y}}, and devising new ways to work.|block=y}}|showall=y}}

'''Wii - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、かなりのお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めたようじゃな。よくやった！！{{color|2=red|マンネン<ruby>係長<rt>かかりちょう</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！キミもついに<ruby>管理職<rt>かんりしょく</rt></ruby>。{{button|wii|c}}での<ruby>別行動<rt>べつこうどう</rt></ruby>や、{{button|wii|-}}でのリーダー<ruby>交代<rt>こうたい</rt></ruby>など<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>の<ruby>進<rt>すす</rt></ruby>め<ruby>方<rt>かた</rt></ruby>を<ruby>工夫<rt>くふう</rt></ruby>するんじゃ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, you have collected quite a few treasures. Well done!! You've been promoted to {{color|perennial assistant manager|red}}! You are finally in management. You'll be devising new ways to work, such as working separately with {{button|wii|c}} and switching leaders with {{button|wii|-}}.|block=y}}|showall=y}}

'''Switch - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、かなりのお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めたようじゃな。よくやった！！{{color|2=red|マンネン<ruby>係長<rt>かかりちょう</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！キミもついに<ruby>管理職<rt>かんりしょく</rt></ruby>。{{button|switch|x}}での<ruby>別行動<rt>べつこうどう</rt></ruby>や、{{button|switch|y}}でのリーダー<ruby>交代<rt>こうたい</rt></ruby>など<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>の<ruby>進<rt>すす</rt></ruby>め<ruby>方<rt>かた</rt></ruby>を<ruby>工夫<rt>くふう</rt></ruby>するんじゃ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, you have collected quite a few treasures. Well done!! You've been promoted to {{color|perennial assistant manager|red}}! You are finally in management. You'll be devising new ways to work, such as working separately with {{button|switch|x}} and switching leaders with {{button|switch|y}}.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou surprise.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! Terrible news! I thought I went to {{color|Happy Hocotate Savings & Loan|red}}, but it seems my loan came from the shop next door: {{color|All-Devouring Black Hole Loan Sharks|red}}! Oops!|block=y}}

'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>大変<rt>たいへん</rt></ruby>じゃ！！{{color|2=red|ニコニコホコタテローン}}から<ruby>借<rt>か</rt></ruby>りたはずが、となりの{{color|2=red|ドキドキ<ruby>暗黒宇宙<rt>ブラックホール</rt></ruby>ローン}}だったんじゃよ！いかつい<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りどもでな。もうガクガクブルブルじゃよ！<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>くお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めてくれ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|It's terrible!! I thought I borrowed from {{color|Happy Hocotate Savings & Loan|red}}, but it turns out it was the {{color|All-Devouring Black Hole Loan Sharks|red}} next door! Those were some real scary debt collectors. I'm already shaking with fear! Hurry up and collect treasure!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou surprise.gif]]
|'''Gamecube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|I just took a call from my loan agent! He has the scariest voice I've ever heard. While you two are dawdling about, my life hangs by a thread! Get to work, slackers!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|I just took a call from my loan agent! He has the scariest voice I've ever heard.  While you two are dawdling, my life hangs by a thread! I know it's hard out there, but hurry up!|block=y}}
'''Gamecube / Wii - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ついさっき、<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りどもから<ruby>電話<rt>でんわ</rt></ruby>がかかってきたんじゃ！とてもおそろしい<ruby>声<rt>こえ</rt></ruby>じゃった。キミたちがモタモタしているとわしの<ruby>身<rt>み</rt></ruby>が<ruby>危<rt>あぶ</rt></ruby>ないんじゃ……。キミたちの<ruby>身体<rt>からだ</rt></ruby>がぶっ<ruby>壊<rt>こわ</rt></ruby>れてもかまわん！<ruby>徹夜<rt>てつや</rt></ruby>でがんばれ！！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Just a few minutes ago, I received a phone call from those debt collectors! They sounded terrifying. I'm in danger if you're too slow... I don't care if your bodies are destroyed! Work hard all night long!!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ついさっき、<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りどもから<ruby>電話<rt>でんわ</rt></ruby>がかかってきたんじゃ！とてもおそろしい<ruby>声<rt>こえ</rt></ruby>じゃった。キミたちがモタモタしているとわしの<ruby>身<rt>み</rt></ruby>が<ruby>危<rt>あぶ</rt></ruby>ないんじゃ……。<ruby>未開<rt>みかい</rt></ruby>の<ruby>地<rt>ち</rt></ruby>での<ruby>苦労<rt>くろう</rt></ruby>はわかるが、<ruby>頼<rt>たの</rt></ruby>む、<ruby>急<rt>いそ</rt></ruby>いでお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めてくれ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Just a few minutes ago, I received a phone call from those debt collectors! They sounded terrifying. I'm in danger if you're too slow... I know the hardship of being in uncharted land, but please, hurry up and collect treasures!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son smill.gif]]
|'''Gamecube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Hi, Papa! Mama heard you got a promotion, so now she's very happy. You have lots of people under you now, right? So, does this mean you're a Super Captain?|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Hi, Papa!  Mama heard you got a promotion, so now she's very happy.  You have lots of people under you now, right?  So, does this mean you're a super captain?|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、{{color|シュッセ|red}}したって、ママがおおよろこびしてたよ。{{color|ブカ|red}}をいっぱいひきつれてるんだよね！すごいや！！こんどはボクもつれていってよ！ところで、キャプテンのうえはグレート・キャプテンなの？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa, Mama's so happy that you've been {{color|promoted|red}}. You have a lot of {{color|subordinates|red}} with you, don't you? That's awesome!! You should take me with you next time! By the way, is the title above a captain a great captain?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''Gamecube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie, your auntie sent me some cookies. Now, I only meant to taste one, but...then I ate them all. Sorry. To make up for it, I shall officially make you a Cookie Specialist.|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie, your grandma sent me cookies. Now, I only meant to taste one, but... then I ate them all. Sorry. To make up for it, I shall officially make you a cookie specialist.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイくん、キミのバアさんからつくだ<ruby>煮<rt>に</rt></ruby>が<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>られてきたんじゃ。ちょっと<ruby>味見<rt>あじみ</rt></ruby>をさせてもらうつもりが、１ビンぜーんぶ、<ruby>食<rt>く</rt></ruby>っちまったわい。スマンの。キミを{{color|2=red|つくだ<ruby>煮<rt>に</rt></ruby><ruby>平社員<rt>ひらしゃいん</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>任<rt>にん</rt></ruby>ずる！これでカンベンじゃよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie, your grandmother sent me some {{w|tsukudani}}. I was going to have a little taste, but I ate the whole bottle. Sorry. I'm going to appoint you as a {{color|tsukudani employee|red}}! This should make up for it.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal2.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Some say that you should look to the past, to places you have been already, in order to make new finds... Of course, extraordinary people like me always press onward.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|たまには<ruby>過去<rt>かこ</rt></ruby>をふり<ruby>返<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>って、<ruby>以前<rt>いぜん</rt></ruby><ruby>探険<rt>たんけん</rt></ruby>した<ruby>地域<rt>ちいき</rt></ruby>にもどってはどうかのう。もしかすると、<ruby>新<rt>あたら</rt></ruby>しい<ruby>発見<rt>はっけん</rt></ruby>があるかもしれんぞい。まあ、わしのような<ruby>非凡<rt>ひぼん</rt></ruby>な<ruby>人間<rt>にんげん</rt></ruby>はつねに<ruby>前進<rt>ぜんしん</rt></ruby>あるのみじゃがな。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Sometimes it is a good idea to reflect on the past and return to areas you have explored before. Perhaps you will discover something new. However, for extraordinary people like me, we always have to keep moving forward.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's wife
|[[File:P2 mail yome fuan.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Hey, you should know... I didn't get that part-time job. That stupid store is only hiring teenagers who wear too much makeup, apparently. Maybe I need a new look or something.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あなた、<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>もパートの<ruby>面接<rt>めんせつ</rt></ruby>に<ruby>落<rt>お</rt></ruby>ちてしまったわ。あの<ruby>店<rt>みせ</rt></ruby>、<ruby>若<rt>わか</rt></ruby>い<ruby>娘<rt>こ</rt></ruby>ばかり<ruby>採用<rt>さいよう</rt></ruby>して！わたしだって、まだまだ……。あなたはわたしの<ruby>魅力<rt>みりょく</rt></ruby>をわかってくれるわよね。そんなあなたを<ruby>愛<rt>あい</rt></ruby>してるわ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Honey, I failed another part time interview today. That store only hires young girls! But I'm still... You know how attractive I am, don't you? I love you for that.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal2.gif]]
|'''GameCube / US Wii / Switch - English.'''  '''<br>{{Transcript|Louie... When I was about your age, I made my name thunder through the universe as a great explorer. Model yourself after me, son, and you'll go places. Persevere!|block=y}}
'''Wii - British English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie... When I was about your age, I made my name thunder through the universe as a great explorer. Model yourself on me, son, and you'll go places. Persevere!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイくん、わしがキミぐらい<ruby>若<rt>わか</rt></ruby>かった<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>は、{{color|2=red|<ruby>大<rt>だい</rt></ruby><ruby>探険家<rt>たんけんか</rt></ruby>}}として<ruby>名前<rt>なまえ</rt></ruby>を<ruby>全<rt>ぜん</rt></ruby><ruby>宇宙<rt>うちゅう</rt></ruby>にとどろかせたものじゃよ。キミもわしを<ruby>見習<rt>みなら</rt></ruby>えば、きっと{{color|2=red|ご<ruby>近所<rt>きんじょ</rt></ruby><ruby>探険家<rt>たんけんか</rt></ruby>}}ぐらいにはなれるかもしれんぞ。<ruby>精進<rt>しょうじん</rt></ruby>せよ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie, when I was as young as you, I was known throughout the universe as a {{color|great explorer|red}}. If you follow my example, you might even become a {{color|neighborhood explorer|red}}. Be diligent!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fuan.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|All I do is take calls from debt collectors! Thinking it was OK to work at a leisurely pace was a big mistake. Work isn't about quality, it's all about speed. Hop to it!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>朝<rt>あさ</rt></ruby>から<ruby>晩<rt>ばん</rt></ruby>まで<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りから<ruby>電話<rt>でんわ</rt></ruby>がくるんじゃ……。ノンビリはたらけばいいと<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>っていたわしが<ruby>甘<rt>あま</rt></ruby>かった！！<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>は<ruby>質<rt>しつ</rt></ruby>よりスピードじゃ。キリキリ、ヒーヒー、はたらいてくれ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|From morning till night, I get calls from debt collectors... I was naive to think that working leisurely was enough!! Work isn't about quality, it's about speed. Chop chop, keep working!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou gextusori.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|The phone is off the hook again today... Darn debt collectors! I'm becoming neurotic! I've begun to lose track of days. What day is today? And what month is it?!?|block=y}}
'''Switch English'''<br>{{Transcript|The phone is off the hook again today... Darn debt collectors! I'm becoming neurotic! I've begun to lose track of days. What day is today? And what month is it?!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>も<ruby>電話<rt>でんわ</rt></ruby>がかかってきた……。<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りどもめ……。わしはもうノイローゼになりそうじゃよ。ムォォ……<ruby>月日<rt>つきひ</rt></ruby>の<ruby>感覚<rt>かんかく</rt></ruby>もなくなってきた。<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>は<ruby>何月何日<rt>なんがつなんにち</rt></ruby>かの？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I got another call today... Those debt collectors... I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. Oh... I'm starting to lose my sense of the days. What day, what month is it?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|}

== 5000-7999 Pokos ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! You're my hero! You've erased half of our debt. Still, things have become a bit dangerous, so I'm going into hiding. Focus on work...and don't slack off!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、わしは<ruby>感動<rt>かんどう</rt></ruby>した！たくさんのお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>をよく<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めた。キミは{{color|2=red|スレスレ<ruby>課長<rt>かちょう</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>もあと<ruby>半分<rt>はんぶん</rt></ruby>。そろそろ<ruby>危<rt>あぶ</rt></ruby>なくなってきたから、わしはしばらく<ruby>身<rt>み</rt></ruby>を<ruby>隠<rt>かく</rt></ruby>す。くれぐれもサボってはいかんぞ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, I'm impressed! You've collected a lot of treasures. You've just been promoted to the position of {{color|narrowly section manager|red}}! Half of the debt is paid. Things have become a bit dangerous, so I'm going to go into hiding for a while. Make sure you don't slack off!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou gextusori.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Hello... I am still on the lam from debt collectors. For the time being, I've decided to live under the bridge, but if they catch me, I don't know what they'll do to me...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|こっちは、コワ〜い<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りから<ruby>隠<rt>かく</rt></ruby>れるのに<ruby>必死<rt>ひっし</rt></ruby>じゃ……。わしはしばらく<ruby>橋<rt>はし</rt></ruby>の<ruby>下<rt>した</rt></ruby>でくらすことにした。とっくに<ruby>返済<rt>へんさい</rt></ruby><ruby>期限<rt>きげん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>過<rt>す</rt></ruby>ぎとるからのう。<ruby>捕<rt>つか</rt></ruby>まったら、わしはどんな<ruby>目<rt>め</rt></ruby>にあうか……。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I am struggling to hide from the scaaary debt collectors... I've decided to start living under a bridge. We're long overdue for repayment. If I'm caught, I wonder what fate I'll be met with...|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fuan.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Some wild animals are nesting under the bridge now. They think I'm their pal or something. My stylish suits are covered in hair. I'm pitiful...but at least they're warm...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>野良<rt>のら</rt></ruby>の<ruby>動物<rt>どうぶつ</rt></ruby>が<ruby>寄<rt>よ</rt></ruby>ってきて、うっとうしくてかなわんよ。<ruby>自慢<rt>じまん</rt></ruby>のエグゼクティブ・スーツがすっかり<ruby>毛<rt>け</rt></ruby>だらけじゃ。どうもわしを<ruby>仲間<rt>なかま</rt></ruby>だと<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>っとるらしい。<ruby>自分<rt>じぶん</rt></ruby>が<ruby>情<rt>なさ</rt></ruby>けない……。しかし<ruby>温<rt>あたた</rt></ruby>かいのは<ruby>助<rt>たす</rt></ruby>かるわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Some stray animals started stopping by, and it's intolerably gloomy. My prideful executive suit is completely covered in fur. Apparently, they think I'm one of them. I'm pitiful... Thank goodness for the warmth, though.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''English<br>{{Transcript|Well, the animals that adopted me are actually rather cute once you get used to them. Once we get the debt paid off, I might build a refuge for them. What do you think?|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|がんばっておるようだのう。その<ruby>調子<rt>ちょうし</rt></ruby>じゃよ！！わしになついてる<ruby>野良<rt>のら</rt></ruby>たちも、なれれば、かわいいやつらでな。<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>返<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>したら、こいつらをつれて、<ruby>田舎<rt>いなか</rt></ruby>に<ruby>野良<rt>のら</rt></ruby>の<ruby>王国<rt>おうこく</rt></ruby>でも<ruby>作<rt>つく</rt></ruby>ろうかのう。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|You're doing a great job. Keep it up!! The strays that have taken to me are cute now that I've gotten used to them. After the debt is paid, maybe I can take them and build a kingdom of strays in the countryside.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|When you're down, you find out who your true friends are...and I think I finally have. Maybe I'll just fire you two ingrates and hire these nice animals...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>人間<rt>にんげん</rt></ruby>、<ruby>追<rt>お</rt></ruby>いつめられた<ruby>時<rt>とき</rt></ruby>にこそ、<ruby>本当<rt>ほんとう</rt></ruby>の<ruby>友<rt>とも</rt></ruby>、かけがえのない<ruby>仲間<rt>なかま</rt></ruby>と<ruby>出会<rt>であ</rt></ruby>うのかもしれんのう。キミらをクビにして、<ruby>野良<rt>のら</rt></ruby>たちを<ruby>社員<rt>しゃいん</rt></ruby>にしようかと<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>うんじゃ。キミらより、ずっとたよりになりそうだわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|It is only when people are trapped that they meet their true friends and irreplaceable companions. I'm thinking of firing you and making the strays my employees. They'll be much more reliable than you.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou gextusori.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, a group from the government offices paid me a visit. They kicked me out from under the bridge as if I were trash. The animals left... I have nowhere left to turn...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby><ruby>役所<rt>やくしょ</rt></ruby>の<ruby>連中<rt>れんちゅう</rt></ruby>がやってきて、わしは<ruby>橋<rt>はし</rt></ruby>の<ruby>下<rt>した</rt></ruby>から<ruby>追<rt>お</rt></ruby>い<ruby>出<rt>だ</rt></ruby>されてしまったよ……。きたないモノを<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>るような<ruby>目<rt>め</rt></ruby>でわしを<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>おって！<ruby>野良<rt>のら</rt></ruby>たちともはぐれ、わしは<ruby>行<rt>ゆ</rt></ruby>くあてもない……。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today, some government officials came and kicked me out from under the bridge... They looked at me like I was a filthy thing! I was separated from the strays and have nowhere to go...|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|I found some tasty grass today. It was the first time in a while that I could eat until I was full. I've become one heck of a grass and root chef... Maybe I'll write a book.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>はうまい<ruby>草<rt>くさ</rt></ruby>を<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>つけてな。ひさしぶりに<ruby>満腹<rt>まんぷく</rt></ruby>じゃったわい。わしもすっかり<ruby>草<rt>くさ</rt></ruby>の<ruby>根<rt>ね</rt></ruby><ruby>料理<rt>りょうり</rt></ruby>の<ruby>名人<rt>めいじん</rt></ruby>じゃよ。<ruby>今度<rt>こんど</rt></ruby>、<ruby>本<rt>ほん</rt></ruby>でも<ruby>書<rt>か</rt></ruby>いてみるかな。きっとベストセラーまちがいなしじゃな。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I found some tasty grass today. I'm full for the first time in a long time. I'm a master of cooking with grass roots. Maybe I'll try to write a book about it. I'm sure it will be a bestseller.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son surprise.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Dad! Mom is not fair! She said that this month I don't get any allowance! And there's this game I really want to buy! She said I'd get more money when you got back! Hurry!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ママったらひどいんだ！こんげつから、おこづかい、なしだって！！ほしいゲームあったのに。パパががんばったら、おこづかいふっかつだって。パパ、ファイト！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Mama is awful! She says she won't give me any allowance from this month!! Even though there was a game I wanted. She said if Papa works hard, I'll get my allowance back. Papa, fight!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's wife
|[[File:P2 mail yome smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, as I cleaned the bedroom, I found your secret cash stash. With thanks, I'll accept it gladly. I'll just pretend I didn't see that journal of yours...|block=y}}
'''Switch English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, as I cleaned the bedroom, I found a little cash you tucked away. I’ve spent it on something nice. I found that journal you scribble in too. Don’t worry. I didn’t read it!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>、あなたの<ruby>部屋<rt>へや</rt></ruby>をお<ruby>掃除<rt>そうじ</rt></ruby>していたら、へそくりを<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>つけたわ。ありがたくいただいておくわね。あやしいキャバレーのマッチは<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>なかったことにしておくわ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today, I was cleaning your room and found your secret cash stash. With thanks, I'll take it. I'll just pretend that I didn't see the suspicious cabaret matches.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's daughter
|[[File:P2 mail daughter smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Dad! Dad! Thank you so much! Mom is giving me an allowance again! She had this huge smile when she gave it to me, too. You had a TON stashed away, didn't you?|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Dad! Dad! Thank you so much! Mom is giving me an allowance again! She had this huge smile when she gave it to me too. You had a TON stashed away, didn't you?|block=y}}                             ''''
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、ありがとう！おこづかい、もらえたの。ママ、とてもニコニコ。めずらしいの。パパのへそくり、すごいね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa, thank you! I got an allowance. Mama is smiling so much. That's rare. Papa's secret cash stash is amazing.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, I just missed getting nabbed by the debt collectors. I was able to escape them thanks to my all-grass diet! You should try it, too!|block=y}}
'''Switch English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, I just missed getting nabbed by the debt collectors. I was able to escape them thanks to my all-grass diet! You should try it too!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>はあやうく<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りに<ruby>捕<rt>つか</rt></ruby>まるところじゃった。なんとか<ruby>逃<rt>に</rt></ruby>げ<ruby>切<rt>き</rt></ruby>ったがのう。<ruby>妻<rt>つま</rt></ruby>にいわれてダイエットしていたおかげじゃよ。キミも<ruby>中年太<rt>ちゅうねんぶと</rt></ruby>りしとるが、わしを<ruby>見習<rt>みなら</rt></ruby>うといいぞい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I almost got caught by the debt collectors today. I managed to escape, though. It was thanks to my wife's advice to stay on a diet. You too are gaining weight in your middle age, but you can learn from me!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou gextusori.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|All day, every day, it's the same old thing: dodge debt collectors! I can't take it! My pleasantly plump face has gotten deathly skinny. Hurry up and collect treasures!|block=y}}
'''Switch English'''<br>{{Transcript|All day, every day, it's the same old thing—dodge debt collectors! I can't take it! My pleasantly plump face has gotten deathly skinny. Hurry up and collect treasures!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>も１<ruby>日<rt>にち</rt></ruby>、<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りと<ruby>追<rt>お</rt></ruby>いかけっこじゃった。<ruby>連日<rt>れんじつ</rt></ruby>これでは、たまらんわい！ふくよかなわしの<ruby>顔<rt>かお</rt></ruby>も、<ruby>今<rt>いま</rt></ruby>ではガリガリじゃ……。<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>くお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>めておくれ……。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I've been chased by debt collectors all day again today. It's unbearable to keep doing this day after day! My once plump face is now so skinny... Please collect treasure quickly...|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|}

== 8000-9999 Pokos ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou surprise smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! You'll soon be promoted to manager! Only a small bit of debt remains. You've done great...as have I! No one dodges debt collectors like I do! I'm a pro!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、キミは{{color|2=red|ハラハラ<ruby>部長<rt>ぶちょう</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>ものこりわずかとなった。あともう<ruby>一息<rt>ひといき</rt></ruby>じゃよ！よくがんばった！！わしもがんばって<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby><ruby>取<rt>と</rt></ruby>りから<ruby>逃<rt>に</rt></ruby>げのびてみせるからの！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, you've been promoted to {{color|anxiety director|red}}! The debt only has a little bit left to repay. You're almost there! Good job!! I'll do my best to escape the debt collectors!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou nonbiri smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Today, I tried building a small room at the top of a tree. It reminded me of my younger days, when I lived in a little shed. Those memories help make this bearable.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>は<ruby>木<rt>き</rt></ruby>の<ruby>上<rt>うえ</rt></ruby>に<ruby>小屋<rt>こや</rt></ruby>を<ruby>作<rt>つく</rt></ruby>ってみたんじゃ。なんだか<ruby>若<rt>わか</rt></ruby>い<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>を<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>い<ruby>出<rt>だ</rt></ruby>したわい。<ruby>昔<rt>むかし</rt></ruby>は、<ruby>家<rt>いえ</rt></ruby>もビルもなくてな。ほったて<ruby>小屋<rt>ごや</rt></ruby>みたいな<ruby>所<rt>ところ</rt></ruby>にくらしておった。あの<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>を<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>えば<ruby>今<rt>いま</rt></ruby>の<ruby>生活<rt>せいかつ</rt></ruby>など<ruby>苦<rt>く</rt></ruby>でもないわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today I attempted to build a hut on top of a tree. It kind of reminds me of when I was young. In the old days, I had no house nor building. We lived in something like a hut. When I think back to those days, my lifestyle now doesn't seem so difficult.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Only a bit of debt remains! If you two dolts can gather treasures with such ease, I figure I could find boatloads down there. I'll have to think about this...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>も、のこりわずかじゃな！キミたちでも、ラクラクお<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>集<rt>あつ</rt></ruby>められるなら、わしが<ruby>行<rt>い</rt></ruby>けば、お<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>根<rt>ね</rt></ruby>こそぎいただけるかもしれんな！ムォーッ、これは<ruby>検討<rt>けんとう</rt></ruby>に<ruby>値<rt>あたい</rt></ruby>するかもしれん。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|There's only a little bit of debt left! If you guys can collect treasure so easily, maybe if I go, I can uproot them all myself! Oh~ this might be worth considering.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|All is well! I'll soon be able to bid farewell to this fugitive lifestyle! It's strange, but I think I may miss it a little. It feels good to survive incredible hardships!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|いい<ruby>調子<rt>ちょうし</rt></ruby>じゃな！この<ruby>逃亡生活<rt>とうぼうせいかつ</rt></ruby>とも、もうすぐオサラバじゃよ！！そう<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>うと、なんだか<ruby>名残<rt>なごり</rt></ruby>おしく<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>えるから<ruby>不思議<rt>ふしぎ</rt></ruby>なもんじゃな。ムォーッ、わしは<ruby>人生<rt>じんせい</rt></ruby>サバイバルに<ruby>打<rt>う</rt></ruby>ち<ruby>勝<rt>か</rt></ruby>ったんじゃ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|You're doing great! I'll soon be saying goodbye to this life on the run!! When I think about that, it's strange, but I think I may miss it. Oh, I've conquered survival in life!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou fuan.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''<br>{{Transcript|I have a regrettable message. I have been caught. If I don't pay off the company debt right away, I'm to be buried in Hocotate Swamp. It's bleak here... Hurry!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''<br>{{Transcript|I have a regrettable message. I have been caught. If I don't pay off the company debt right away, I'm to be sent off to Hocotate Swamp. It's bleak here... Hurry!|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>残念<rt>ざんねん</rt></ruby>なお<ruby>知<rt>し</rt></ruby>らせじゃ。わしはついにコワい<ruby>人<rt>ひと</rt></ruby>たちに<ruby>捕<rt>つか</rt></ruby>まってしまった。<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>いこと<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>返<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>さんと、わしは{{color|2=red|ホコタテ<ruby>星沖<rt>せいおき</rt></ruby>のブラックホール}}に<ruby>沈<rt>しず</rt></ruby>められてしまうんじゃ……。もう<ruby>後<rt>あと</rt></ruby>がない。<ruby>急<rt>いそ</rt></ruby>いでくれ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I have some unfortunate news. I have finally been caught by some scary people. If I don't pay the debt soon, I'm going to be sunk into {{color|the black hole visible from Hocotate|red}}... There's no time left. Hurry up!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>残念<rt>ざんねん</rt></ruby>なお<ruby>知<rt>し</rt></ruby>らせじゃ。わしはついにコワい<ruby>人<rt>ひと</rt></ruby>たちに<ruby>捕<rt>つか</rt></ruby>まってしまった。<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>いこと<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>返<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>さんと、わしは{{color|2=red|ホコタテ<ruby>星沖<rt>せいおき</rt></ruby>のブラックホール}}に<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>られてしまうんじゃ……。もう<ruby>後<rt>あと</rt></ruby>がない。<ruby>急<rt>いそ</rt></ruby>いでくれ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I have some unfortunate news. I have finally been caught by some scary people. If I don't pay the debt soon, I'm going to be sent to {{color|the black hole visible from Hocotate|red}}... There is no time left. Hurry up!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou normal.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! Come back to Hocotate right away. I need you to be held hostage in my place. I'm going to run....uh, I mean...search for treasures. Hurry up!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん！！<ruby>今<rt>いま</rt></ruby>すぐホコタテ<ruby>星<rt>せい</rt></ruby>にもどってくるんじゃ。わしにかわって<ruby>人質<rt>ひとじち</rt></ruby>になってくれ。わしが<ruby>逃<rt>に</rt></ruby>……いや、お<ruby>宝<rt>たから</rt></ruby>を<ruby>探<rt>さが</rt></ruby>すから、それまでの<ruby>辛抱<rt>しんぼう</rt></ruby>じゃよ。<ruby>悪<rt>わる</rt></ruby>い<ruby>話<rt>はなし</rt></ruby>ではないじゃろ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar!! Come back to Hocotate right away. Take my place as hostage. I'll escape...er, search for treasures, so just be patient until then. It's not a bad idea, right?|block=y}}
|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! You are as slow as molasses. Effective now, I'm reducing you to a bottom-rung employee until you get back on pace! Lately, Louie has held more promise...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、どうもキミは<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>が<ruby>遅<rt>おそ</rt></ruby>いのう。キミは<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>から{{color|2=red|ドンゾコ<ruby>平社員<rt>ひらしゃいん</rt></ruby>}}じゃ。<ruby>心<rt>こころ</rt></ruby>をいれかえてキリキリガリガリはたらくようにな！どうもルーイくんのほうが<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>こみがありそうじゃわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Olimar, you're a slow worker. You're a {{color|bottom-rung employee|red}} starting today. I hope you'll get a new attitude and start working harder and faster! I think Louie has more potential than you.|block=y}}
|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar! Hurry it up! I'm at the end of my rope! If you get this debt repaid for me, I'll pay you any bonus you want! And promote you! And buy you a new suit! Anything!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|オリマーくん、<ruby>急<rt>いそ</rt></ruby>いでおくれ。わしの<ruby>命<rt>いのち</rt></ruby>は<ruby>風前<rt>ふうぜん</rt></ruby>の<ruby>灯火<rt>ともしび</rt></ruby>じゃ……。<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>返<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>せたら、いくらでもボーナスをやるぞい。<ruby>出世<rt>しゅっせ</rt></ruby>も<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>うがままじゃよ。ほれ、{{color|2=red|ドキドキ<ruby>専務<rt>せんむ</rt></ruby>}}に<ruby>昇進<rt>しょうしん</rt></ruby>じゃ！わしのかわりに<ruby>責任<rt>せきにん</rt></ruby>とってくれ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Hurry up, Olimar. My life is hanging by a thread... If you can pay off the debt, I'll give you any bonus you want. I'll even promote you as much as you want. Here, I'm promoting you to {{color|heart-pounding executive director|red}}! Please take charge for me.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Will my life end in a place like this? No! I won't die! Olimar! I believe in you! Hurry up and get this debt repaid! Oh, how I wish I were there to oversee this project!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|わしはこんな<ruby>所<rt>ところ</rt></ruby>で<ruby>終<rt>お</rt></ruby>わるのか。いや、<ruby>終<rt>お</rt></ruby>わってなるものか。ぬおーっ！オリマーくん、わしはキミを<ruby>信<rt>しん</rt></ruby>じておるぞ。だから<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>く<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>返済<rt>へんさい</rt></ruby>するんじゃ！こんなことなら、わしが<ruby>行<rt>い</rt></ruby>っておればよかったわい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Is this where I will meet my end? No, I will not be finished. Oh! Olimar, I believe in you. So pay off the debt as soon as possible! If only I would have come along.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President
|[[File:P2 mail syatyou gextusori.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|I wonder how many days have gone by since I was captured by the debt collectors. Olimar... Louie... I'm almost done for... Repay...debt! P...l...e...a...s...e...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>借金取<rt>しゃっきんと</rt></ruby>りに<ruby>捕<rt>つか</rt></ruby>まってからいったい<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby>は<ruby>何日<rt>なんにち</rt></ruby><ruby>目<rt>め</rt></ruby>なんじゃ。オリマーくん、ルーイくん、わしはもう<ruby>限界<rt>げんかい</rt></ruby>かもしれん。<ruby>早<rt>はや</rt></ruby>く<ruby>借金<rt>しゃっきん</rt></ruby>を……。…………。……。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|How many days has it been since I got caught by the debt collectors? Olimar, Louie, I may have reached my limit. Quick, repay the... ...... ...|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|}

== After debt is repaid ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|President's wife
|[[File:P2 mail madam ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Hmmph! Some president you are! I just got back from vacation to find out you're on a treasure hunt! Well, don't bother coming home until you've found every item on your list!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あんた、<ruby>社長<rt>しゃちょう</rt></ruby>のクセに<ruby>会社<rt>かいしゃ</rt></ruby>をほったらかして！あたしがバカンスからもどってみれば、<ruby>辺境<rt>へんきょう</rt></ruby>の<ruby>惑星<rt>わくせい</rt></ruby>でお<ruby>宝探<rt>たからさが</rt></ruby>し。まったくいい<ruby>気<rt>き</rt></ruby>なもんね！{{color|2=red|お<ruby>宝一覧<rt>たからいちらん</rt></ruby>}}が<ruby>全部<rt>ぜんぶ</rt></ruby><ruby>埋<rt>う</rt></ruby>まるまでは<ruby>帰<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>ってこないでいいわ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|You're the president, yet you neglect the company! I come back from vacation and you're off on a treasure hunt on a remote planet. You're always so easygoing! You don't need to come back home until the {{color|treasure hoard|red}} is complete.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba sinpai.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Louie, we suddenly stopped hearing from you! Everything OK? If things get tough, you can always come home. I'll stock up on those Pikpik carrots you love!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイや。<ruby>急<rt>きゅう</rt></ruby>に<ruby>便<rt>たよ</rt></ruby>りがこなくなったけど、<ruby>元気<rt>げんき</rt></ruby>にやってるね？ババは<ruby>心配<rt>しんぱい</rt></ruby>でならないよ。どうしてもつらくなったら、<ruby>一度<rt>いちど</rt></ruby><ruby>帰<rt>かえ</rt></ruby>っといで。お<ruby>前<rt>まえ</rt></ruby>の<ruby>大好<rt>だいす</rt></ruby>きなピクピクニンジンをたーんと<ruby>用意<rt>ようい</rt></ruby>しとくからね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie. Your mail stopped coming suddenly, but I hope you're doing well? Nana can't help but worry. If things get really tough, come home sometime. I'll have plenty of your favorite Pikpik carrots ready for you.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's wife
|[[File:P2 mail yome smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Olimar, you've worked so hard! Your special bonus arrived today. This is a first, right? I bought the kids a few things they've been wanting. They were so happy! And so was I...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あなた、お<ruby>仕事<rt>しごと</rt></ruby>ご<ruby>苦労<rt>くろう</rt></ruby>さま。<ruby>今日<rt>きょう</rt></ruby><ruby>特別<rt>とくべつ</rt></ruby>ボーナスがとどいたわ。こんなこと、はじめてじゃない？　<ruby>子供<rt>こども</rt></ruby>たちにもほしい<ruby>物<rt>もの</rt></ruby>を<ruby>買<rt>か</rt></ruby>ってあげたの。よろこんでたわ！ひさしぶりに<ruby>愛<rt>あい</rt></ruby>してる。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Honey, thank you for your hard work. I received a special bonus today. This is a first, isn't it? I bought the kids some things they wanted. They loved it! It's been a long time since I've loved you so much.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son smill.gif]]
|'''English'''<br>{{Transcript|Oh yeah! Oh yeah! My allowance doubled! And it's all thanks to my papa! After all, he's a great captain! But when in the world will he be able to come home, huh?|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''<br>{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|やったー！！おこづかい、２ばいになったよ。これもパパのおかげだね。さすがはキャプテン！でも、いつになったらかえってくるの？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Yaaay!! My allowance has doubled. It's all thanks to Papa, isn't it? You're a great captain, after all! But when are you coming home, huh?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***
|[[File:P2 mail hatena.png]]
|'''GameCube - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>I am so lonely... I want a friend that'll listen to my troubles. I want to meet someone like you. Contact me at http://www.pikmin.com.|block=y}}
'''Wii - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>I am so lonely... I want a friend that'll listen to my troubles. I want to meet someone like you. Contact me at http://www.nintendo.com.|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - British English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>I am so lonely... I want a friend that'll listen to my troubles. I want to meet someone like you. Contact me at http://pikmin2.nintendo.co.uk.|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Don't we all want friends who will smile when we need a little sunshine in our day?  Sure!  If you see friends who need a smile, give 'em your best one!|block=y}}
'''GameCube - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br>さびしいの。<ruby>悩<rt>なや</rt></ruby>みを<ruby>聞<rt>き</rt></ruby>いてくれるオトモダチがほしいです。やさしいあなたと<ruby>出会<rt>であ</rt></ruby>いたい……。パソコンでアクセスしてね。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c234/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>I'm lonely. I want a friend who will listen to my problems. I want to meet someone kind like you... Please access this on a PC.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c234/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br>さびしいの。<ruby>悩<rt>なや</rt></ruby>みを<ruby>聞<rt>き</rt></ruby>いてくれるオトモダチがほしいです。やさしいあなたと<ruby>出会<rt>であ</rt></ruby>いたい……。パソコンでアクセスしてね。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w234/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>I'm lonely. I want a friend who will listen to my problems. I want to meet someone kind like you... Please access this on a PC.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w234/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>迷惑<rt>めいわく</rt></ruby>メール……？<br><ruby>見知<rt>みし</rt></ruby>らぬ<ruby>星<rt>ほし</rt></ruby>でさびしい<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>いをしているそこのあなた。<ruby>悩<rt>なや</rt></ruby>みを<ruby>聞<rt>き</rt></ruby>いてくれるオトモダチはすぐそばにいるものよ。<ruby>相手<rt>あいて</rt></ruby>のフトコロに<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>い<ruby>切<rt>き</rt></ruby>って<ruby>飛<rt>と</rt></ruby>び<ruby>込<rt>こ</rt></ruby>んでみたらどうかしら？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Spam mail...?<br>You there who are feeling lonely on an unfamiliar planet. There's always a friend nearby who will to listen to your problems. Why not try to take the daring plunge into their heart?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba sinpai.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Louie! Are you eating well? When you were a boy, you were quite skinny, so I made you clean your plate. Be sure to cook suspicious food before eating it!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイや。<ruby>三度<rt>さんど</rt></ruby>、<ruby>三度<rt>さんど</rt></ruby>、ごはんはしっかり<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べとるね？<ruby>小<rt>ちい</rt></ruby>さい<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>はほんにヤセっぽちで、ババがたんと<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べさせたけどね。<ruby>食<rt>く</rt></ruby>えるかどうかわからんもんはよーく<ruby>火<rt>ひ</rt></ruby>を<ruby>通<rt>とお</rt></ruby>しんさいね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie. You're eating three meals, three meals a day, right? When you were little, you were so skinny that Nana made you eat a lot. If you don't know if something's edible or not, make sure to cook it well.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's daughter
|[[File:P2 mail daughter smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! I'm going to prep school! Mama said that if I don't study hard, I can't become a proper lady. Did I write a nice proper mail? Do tell, Papa!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! I’m going to prep school! Mama said that if I don’t study hard, I can’t become the best me that I can be! Did I write a nice, proper mail? Do tell, Papa!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ。じゅくに、いってるの。ママが、いっぱい、ベンキョー　しないと、りっぱな れでぃに　なれないって。メール、よくかけた？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa. I'm going to cram school. Mama says, if I don't study a lot, I can't be a proper lady. Did I write a proper message?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba sinpai.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|At my age, reminiscing is wonderful. Louie, do you remember the hill behind our house? You hated to play outside, so I made you eat bugs and plants. Ah, memories...|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|Remember the hill near our house, Louie? You didn't like being outside as a kid, so I took you there to learn to love plants. We ate a bug or two as we went. Lovely fall memory!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|この<ruby>歳<rt>とし</rt></ruby>になっと、<ruby>昔<rt>むかし</rt></ruby>をやけに<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>い<ruby>出<rt>だ</rt></ruby>してね。うちの<ruby>裏山<rt>うらやま</rt></ruby>、おぼえとるかい。<ruby>外<rt>そと</rt></ruby>で<ruby>遊<rt>あそ</rt></ruby>ばん<ruby>子<rt>こ</rt></ruby>だったから、<ruby>無理<rt>むり</rt></ruby>に<ruby>山<rt>やま</rt></ruby>さ<ruby>連<rt>つ</rt></ruby>れ<ruby>回<rt>まわ</rt></ruby>して、<ruby>虫<rt>むし</rt></ruby>さ<ruby>採<rt>と</rt></ruby>っては<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べさせたもんだけど。あの<ruby>山<rt>やま</rt></ruby>の<ruby>紅葉<rt>こうよう</rt></ruby>はきれいだったね。ほんと。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|At this age, I often remember the old days. Do you remember the mountain behind our house? You didn't like to play outside as a child, so I dragged you to the mountain and made you eat insects I picked up for you. The autumn leaves on that mountain were beautiful, weren't they? Indeed.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***
|[[File:P2 mail hatena2.gif]]
|'''GameCube - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Do you love BARGAINS? Do you like DESIGNER ITEMS AT CUT-RATE PRICES? Then come save tons of Pokos at... http://www.pikmin.com.|block=y}}
'''Wii - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Do you love BARGAINS? Do you like DESIGNER ITEMS AT CUT-RATE PRICES? Then come save tons of Pokos at... http://www.nintendo.com.|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - British English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Do you love BARGAINS? Do you like DESIGNER ITEMS AT CUT-RATE PRICES? Then come save tons of Pokos at... http://pikmin2.nintendo.co.uk.|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Do you love BARGAINS? Do you like designer items at cut-rate prices? Then come learn how to pinch a Poko from your favorite Hocotate radio station!|block=y}}
'''GameCube - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br>みなさんの<ruby>人生体験<rt>じんせいたいけん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>募集<rt>ぼしゅう</rt></ruby>しちゃいます。ビックリするようなオモシロい<ruby>体験<rt>たいけん</rt></ruby>ドシドシ<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>ってね！ホコタテ・ラジオより。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c756/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>We are looking for everyone's life experiences. Please don't hesitate to send us your surprising and interesting experiences! From Hocotate Radio.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c756/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br>みなさんの<ruby>人生体験<rt>じんせいたいけん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>募集<rt>ぼしゅう</rt></ruby>しちゃいます。ビックリするようなオモシロい<ruby>体験<rt>たいけん</rt></ruby>ドシドシ<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>ってね！ホコタテ・ラジオより。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w756/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>We are looking for everyone's life experiences. Please don't hesitate to send us your surprising and interesting experiences! From Hocotate Radio.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w756/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>迷惑<rt>めいわく</rt></ruby><ruby>放送<rt>ほうそう</rt></ruby>……？<br>みなさんの<ruby>人生体験<rt>じんせいたいけん</rt></ruby>を<ruby>募集<rt>ぼしゅう</rt></ruby>しちゃいます。マジでビックリなオモシロい<ruby>体験<rt>たいけん</rt></ruby>やアブナい<ruby>体験<rt>たいけん</rt></ruby>をドシドシ<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>ってね！ホコタテ・ラジオより。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Spam broadcast...?<br>We are looking for everyone's life experiences. Please don't hesitate to send us your interesting or dangerous experiences that are really surprising! From Hocotate Radio.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son normal.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Lately, I've been getting a ton of mail from a strange person selling designer items at cut- rate prices. It sounds like a deal. Should I send them your bonus check?|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|さいきんボクのアドレスにおかしなメールがいっぱいとどくんだ。おんなのひとから、オトモダチになってって。ボク、ドキドキしちゃった。パパならどうする？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I've been getting a lot of strange emails sent to my email address lately. A woman asking me to be her friend. My heart is racing. What would you do, Papa?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|さいきんボクのアドレスにおかしなメールがいっぱいとどくんだ。ぜったいにクリックしたり、ヘンシンしたりしないからね！パパはだいじょうぶかなあ？|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|I've been getting a lot of strange emails sent to my email address lately. I never click or reply to them! Are you doing okay, Papa?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba sinpai.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Louie, I sent you some of the preserved bug foods from home. You should share some with your company president. As a kid, bugs loved you so much. Always nibbling...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイや、<ruby>裏山<rt>うらやま</rt></ruby>の<ruby>虫<rt>むし</rt></ruby>のつくだ<ruby>煮<rt>に</rt></ruby>を<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>ったからね。<ruby>上司<rt>じょうし</rt></ruby>さんといっしょに<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べんさい。お<ruby>前<rt>まえ</rt></ruby>は<ruby>虫<rt>むし</rt></ruby>に<ruby>好<rt>す</rt></ruby>かれる<ruby>子<rt>こ</rt></ruby>だったよ。かじられて、<ruby>飲<rt>の</rt></ruby>みこまれて。また<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べられてやしないか<ruby>心配<rt>しんぱい</rt></ruby>だよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie, I've sent you some {{w|tsukudani}} made with bugs from the mountain behind our house. Please eat it with your boss. You were the kind of kid that bugs loved. You were bitten, swallowed. I'm worried whether or not you'll be eaten again.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba sinpai.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Louie... You've sent absolutely no replies. I'm worried about you. I'd like to come see you, but I'm so old... All I can do is send you preserved bug foods...|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|…………。ちっとも<ruby>返事<rt>へんじ</rt></ruby>をよこさないね。ババは<ruby>心配<rt>しんぱい</rt></ruby>でね。そっちに<ruby>行<rt>い</rt></ruby>きたいけど、ババも<ruby>歳<rt>とし</rt></ruby>だからね。ババにできるのはつくだ<ruby>煮<rt>に</rt></ruby>を<ruby>送<rt>おく</rt></ruby>るぐらいじゃね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|...... You haven't sent any replies. Nana's worried. Nana wishes she could come see you, but it's hard at my age. All I can do is to send you some {{w|tsukudani}}.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|}

== After Louie is found, before all treasures are collected ==
{|class="wikitable"
!Sender
!Icon
!Message
|-
|Louie's grandmother
|[[File:P2 mail luibaba smill.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Louie, I'm really relieved to know you're safe and sound. I'd heard you'd been eaten by a bug! They sure loved chewing on you as a boy. Guess you haven't changed!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|ルーイや。ババはお<ruby>前<rt>まえ</rt></ruby>が<ruby>無事<rt>ぶじ</rt></ruby>で、ほんにホッとしたよ。<ruby>虫<rt>むし</rt></ruby>に<ruby>飲<rt>の</rt></ruby>みこまれてたんだって。お<ruby>前<rt>まえ</rt></ruby>は<ruby>虫<rt>むし</rt></ruby>に<ruby>好<rt>す</rt></ruby>かれる<ruby>子<rt>こ</rt></ruby>じゃねえ。<ruby>小<rt>ちい</rt></ruby>さい<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>からほんに<ruby>変<rt>か</rt></ruby>わらん。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Louie. Nana is so relieved that you're okay. I heard you were swallowed up by a bug. You're still the same kid that bugs loved. You really haven't changed since you were little.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's wife
|[[File:P2 mail yome kanemoti smill.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|We received yet another special bonus! I've come to love you all anew! I decided to take the kids to the hot springs. We'll have enough fun for you too, so don't worry!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|またまた<ruby>特別<rt>とくべつ</rt></ruby>ボーナスよ！あなたのこと、ほれ<ruby>直<rt>なお</rt></ruby>したわ。<ruby>今度<rt>こんど</rt></ruby>みんなで<ruby>温泉<rt>おんせん</rt></ruby>に<ruby>行<rt>い</rt></ruby>くことにしたの。<ruby>今<rt>いま</rt></ruby>はペット<ruby>犬<rt>けん</rt></ruby>も<ruby>泊<rt>と</rt></ruby>まれる<ruby>宿<rt>やど</rt></ruby>があるの。あなたの<ruby>分<rt>ぶん</rt></ruby>もしっかり<ruby>楽<rt>たの</rt></ruby>しんでくるから、<ruby>安心<rt>あんしん</rt></ruby>してね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Another special bonus! It has rekindled my love for you! I've decided that we're all going to the hot springs together. There are hostels now that allow pet dogs to stay. Don't worry, we'll have fun for you, too.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! Thanks! There were so many cute girls at the hot springs! I was a little nervous, but I got over it. Next time, you totally have to come with us! We'll have so much fun!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! Thanks! There was a slide and a wave pool at the hot springs. I had so much fun splashing around again and again. Can't wait to go there with you!|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、ありがとう！おんせんには、キレイなおんなのひとがたくさんいたんだ。ちょっとドキドキしちゃった。ボク、なんかいも、なんかいも、おフロにはいったよ。つぎはパパもいっしょだよ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Thanks, Papa! There were so many beautiful women at the hot springs. It made my heart race a little bit. I hopped into the bath many, many times. Next time, you're coming too!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、ありがとう！おんせんには、すべりだいとかナミのでるおフロがあったよ。とーっても、たのしかった。ボク、なんかいも、なんかいも、おフロにはいっちゃった。つぎはパパもいっしょだよ！|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Thanks, Papa! The hot springs had a slide and a wave pool! It was so much fun. I hopped into the bath many, many times. Next time, you're coming too!|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President's wife
|[[File:P2 mail madam ikari.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Your notification report was wrong again. How many times do I have to correct you? It's because of behavior like this that I, the REAL boss, have to work so hard.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|また<ruby>報告書<rt>ほうこくしょ</rt></ruby>がまちがってたわ。<ruby>何度<rt>なんど</rt></ruby>いえばわかるんだい！<ruby>社長<rt>しゃちょう</rt></ruby>のあんたがそんなだから、{{color|2=red|<ruby>大社長<rt>だいしゃちょう</rt></ruby>}}のあたしが<ruby>苦労<rt>くろう</rt></ruby>するのさ。あんたも<ruby>若<rt>わか</rt></ruby>い<ruby>頃<rt>ころ</rt></ruby>は、<ruby>宇宙<rt>うちゅう</rt></ruby>をまたにかける<ruby>探険家<rt>たんけんか</rt></ruby>だったのにねえ。あたしも<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>る<ruby>目<rt>め</rt></ruby>がなかったわ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Your report was wrong again. How many times do I have to tell you!? It's because you, the president, are like this that I, the {{color|grand president|red}}, have to work so hard. When you were young, you were an explorer who traveled throughout the universe. I also wasn't a good judge of character.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***
|[[File:P2 mail hatena3.png]]
|'''GameCube - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>It slices! It dices! It plays video games! It sends mail! It wraps gifts! It cures snoring! Interested? Check out http://www.nintendo.com.|block=y}}
'''Wii - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>It slices! It dices! It plays video games! It sends mail! It wraps gifts! It cures snoring! Interested? Check out http://www.nintendo.com.|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - British English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>It slices! It dices! It plays video games! It sends mail! It wraps gifts! It cures snoring! Interested? Check out http://pikmin2.nintendo.co.uk.|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>All you can eat? That’s not enough at our restaurant. Eat all of the universe! We have a big menu for every kind of appetite. Bring the crew and feast, friend!|block=y}}
'''GameCube - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br><ruby>超絶悶絶<rt>ちょうぜつもんぜつ</rt></ruby>やりたい<ruby>放題<rt>ほうだい</rt></ruby>！わたし、あなたのすご〜いテクニックが<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>てみたいの。ラブリーなわたしがあなたをお<ruby>待<rt>ま</rt></ruby>ちしています。パソコンでアクセスしてね。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c986/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>I want to do as much as possible in supreme agony! I want to see your amaaazing techniques. My lovely self is waiting for you. Please access this on a PC.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c986/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br><ruby>超絶悶絶<rt>ちょうぜつもんぜつ</rt></ruby>やりたい<ruby>放題<rt>ほうだい</rt></ruby>！わたし、あなたのすご〜いテクニックが<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>てみたいの。ラブリーなわたしがあなたをお<ruby>待<rt>ま</rt></ruby>ちしています。パソコンでアクセスしてね。<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w986/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>I want to do as much as possible in supreme agony! I want to see your amaaazing techniques. My lovely self is waiting for you. Please access this on a PC.<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w986/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>迷惑<rt>めいわく</rt></ruby>メール……？<br><ruby>全宇宙<rt>ぜんうちゅう</rt></ruby>を<ruby>食<rt>く</rt></ruby>らう！<ruby>超絶悶絶<rt>ちょうぜつもんぜつ</rt></ruby>の<ruby>食<rt>た</rt></ruby>べ<ruby>放題<rt>ほうだい</rt></ruby>！！すご〜い<ruby>食欲<rt>しょくよく</rt></ruby>を<ruby>見<rt>み</rt></ruby>せてほしいわ。ラブリーなメニューであなたをお<ruby>待<rt>ま</rt></ruby>ちしています。<ruby>家族<rt>かぞく</rt></ruby>みんなで<ruby>来<rt>き</rt></ruby>てね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Spam mail...?<br>Eat the whole universe! A supremely agonizing all-you-can-eat buffet! We would love to see you show off your amaaazing appetite. Our lovely menu is waiting for you. Bring the whole family, won't 'cha?|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's daughter
|[[File:P2 mail daughter smill.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|Papa, today I went to see the orchestra to help me become a proper lady. I think it was expensive. Both Mom and Brother slept through it, but not me! Aren't I proper?|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|Papa, today I went to see the orchestra to help me get an ear for the arts. I think it was spendy. Both Mom and Brother slept through it, but not me. Maybe I have that ear already!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|きょう、オーケストラ、いったの。すてきな　れでぃの　ためなの。とっても　たかい　らしいの。ママも、にいちゃも、グウグウ。わたし、がんばっておきてたよ。ほめて。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Today we went to the orchestra. It was to help me become a proper lady. I think it was very expensive. Mama and Brother were both sleeping soundly. I tried hard to stay awake. Say I did good.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***
|[[File:P2 mail hatena4.png]]
|'''GameCube - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Would you like to find the new you? If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz do the work for you! See http://www.nintendo.com!|block=y}}
'''Wii - US English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Would you like to find the new you? If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz do the work for you! See http://www.nintendo.com!|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - British English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Would you like to find the new you? If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz do the work for you! See http://pikmin2.nintendo.co.uk!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***<br>Would you like to find the new you? If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz help out! We can’t wait to hear from you!|block=y}}
'''GameCube - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br><ruby>新<rt>あたら</rt></ruby>しいあなたを<ruby>発見<rt>はっけん</rt></ruby>しませんか？<ruby>転職<rt>てんしょく</rt></ruby>するならぜひわたしたちホコタテ・ワーカーズにおまかせください！あなたの<ruby>未来<rt>みらい</rt></ruby>とコラボレーション！！<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c089/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>Why don't you discover a new you? If you are looking for a new job, leave it to us, Hocotate Workers! Collaborate with your future!!<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/c089/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>未承諾<rt>みしょうだく</rt></ruby><ruby>広告<rt>こうこく</rt></ruby>※<br><ruby>新<rt>あたら</rt></ruby>しいあなたを<ruby>発見<rt>はっけん</rt></ruby>しませんか？<ruby>転職<rt>てんしょく</rt></ruby>するならぜひわたしたちホコタテ・ワーカーズにおまかせください！あなたの<ruby>未来<rt>みらい</rt></ruby>とコラボレーション！！<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w089/|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Unsolicited advertising<br>Why don't you discover a new you? If you are looking for a new job, leave it to us, Hocotate Workers! Collaborate with your future!!<br>http://nintendo.jp/p/w089/|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|<ruby>迷惑<rt>めいわく</rt></ruby>メール……？<br><ruby>新<rt>あたら</rt></ruby>しいあなたを<ruby>発見<rt>はっけん</rt></ruby>しませんか？<ruby>転職<rt>てんしょく</rt></ruby>するならぜひわたしたちホコタテ・ワーカーズにおまかせください！あなたの<ruby>未来<rt>みらい</rt></ruby>とコラボレーション！ご<ruby>来店<rt>らいてん</rt></ruby>お<ruby>待<rt>ま</rt></ruby>ちしております。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Spam mail...?<br>Why don't you discover a new you? If you are looking for a new job, leave it to us, Hocotate Workers! Collaborate with your future! We look forward to seeing you at our store.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|President's wife
|[[File:P2 mail madam normal.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Hey, you think you can loaf because I can't see you? The ship has been reporting everything to me! Are you surprised? That machine knows who the real boss is.|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あんた、あたしの<ruby>目<rt>め</rt></ruby>がとどかないと<ruby>思<rt>おも</rt></ruby>って、ダラダラやるんじゃないのよ。ちゃんとドルフィン<ruby>初号機<rt>しょごうき</rt></ruby>に<ruby>報告<rt>ほうこく</rt></ruby>させてるんだからね。おどろいた？　<ruby>機械<rt>きかい</rt></ruby>はね、<ruby>誰<rt>だれ</rt></ruby>がエラいのかよくわかってるのよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Honey, don't be so lazy thinking that I can't see what you're doing. I'm having the Dolphin 1 report everything to me. Surprised? Machines, you see, know perfectly well who's the greater one.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's daughter
|[[File:P2 mail daughter iyaiya.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|Mama is being mean. Every day I go to school. I want to be a great lady. But I'm so, so tired... Brother is always crying. Growing up isn't any fun at all...|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|I know Mama wants the best for me. So I go to school all the time. Who wouldn’t want to be a great lady someday? But I’m tired, and Brother keeps crying. Not fun!|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あのね、ママが、こわいの。まいにち、じゅくに、いくの。りっぱな　れでぃ　めざすの。わたし、つかれた。おにいちゃ、ヒーヒー。もう、イヤ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|You know, Mama scares me. I go to cram school every day. I try to be a proper lady. I'm tired. Brother cries. I can't do this anymore.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あのね、ママに、いわれて　まいにち、じゅくに、いくの。りっぱな　れでぃ　めざすの。わたし、つかれた。おにいちゃ、ヒーヒー。パパに、あいたい。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|You know, Mama says to go to cram school every day. I try to be a proper lady. I'm tired. Brother cries. Papa, I want to see you.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
|-
|Olimar's son
|[[File:P2 mail son naki.gif]]
|'''GameCube / Wii - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! Hurry up and come home! Mama is so nuts! Every day, she orders me to study, study, study! She's even thinking about sending our dog, Bulbie, to the circus! Help!|block=y}}
'''Switch - English'''{{Transcript|Papa! Hurry up and come home! Mama just wants me to study, study, study! I don’t have enough time to play with our dog, Bulbie!|block=y}}
'''GameCube / Wii - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、はやくかえってきて！ママがすっかりスパルタ・ママになっちゃった。まいにち、まいにち、ベンキョーしろって、うるさいんだ。いぬのチャッピーも、サーカスにかよわされてるんだよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa, come home soon! Mama has turned completely into a total Spartan Mama, super strict! She's always nagging us to study every day, every day. Even Bulbie, the dog, has to attend circus.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
'''Switch - Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|パパ、はやくかえってきて！ママがすっかりスパルタ・ママになっちゃった。まいにち、まいにち、ベンキョーしてる…。いぬのチャッピーと、もっとあそびたいよ。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Papa, come home soon! Mama has turned completely into a total Spartan Mama, super strict! We study every day, every day. I want to play with Bulbie, the dog, more.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
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|President's wife
|[[File:P2 mail madam kanemoti normal.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|Hey, just how long are you planning on staying on that planet? Men! All they do is chase empty dreams! It's pure, unadulterated nonsense! Nonsense, I tell you!|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|あんた、いったいいつまでその<ruby>星<rt>ほし</rt></ruby>にいる<ruby>気<rt>き</rt></ruby>なんだい。……まったく<ruby>男<rt>おとこ</rt></ruby>って<ruby>生<rt>い</rt></ruby>き<ruby>物<rt>もの</rt></ruby>は、どうして<ruby>夢<rt>ゆめ</rt></ruby>みたいなことばかり<ruby>追<rt>お</rt></ruby>いかけてるんだろうね。|block=y}}|
Translation|{{Transcript|Just how long are you planning to stay on that planet? ...I wonder why men are always chasing after their dreams.|block=y}}|showall=y}}
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|President's wife
|[[File:P2 mail madam kanemoti yareyare.gif]]
|'''English'''{{Transcript|It may interest you to know I've somehow been able to begin turning the company around in your absence. So, you just go on doing what you like for a bit longer, OK?|block=y}}
'''Japanese'''{{switchable|Text|{{Transcript|…………。<ruby>少<rt>すこ</rt></ruby>し<ruby>昔<rt>むかし</rt></ruby>のあんたの<ruby>顔<rt>かお</rt></ruby>にもどってきたようじゃないか。やれやれ。<ruby>会社<rt>かいしゃ</rt></ruby>のほうはあたしがなんとか<ruby>回<rt>まわ</rt></ruby>しとくさ。もうしばらくは<ruby>好<rt>す</rt></ruby>きにやりな。|block=y}