User:Redpikminflamethrower

O_Hi! it's about time i cleaned things up. wow.

Pikmin 3 Random stuff about pikmin, DBZ, SSBB, and empress bulblax Quotes blah Images i would rather... This Funny Picture I Found On The Internet And then this cute pic If You cannot identify me... Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar!
 * Brown pikmin (See picture)
 * Pink pikmin: has a tail, 2 wing-like stems, and scales all over. Known as the dragon pikmin. fire resistant. paralyzes on contact.
 * bronze, Silver , and gold pikmin: These pikmin change color depending on their stage. they cannot drink nectar. if they have defeated 100 bulborbs of any type, they will evolve into silver pikmin. silver pikmin evolve into gold ones if they survived for 30 days. they are resistant to water, fire, and electricity.
 * Green Pikmin: Spikes all over it's head make this pikmin do 20X damage than red pikmin . Resistant to spike attacks and magnetizes items that are liquid like nectar. the nectar is transformed into Bitter/Spicy/poison/Volatile/Electric/Multi/Spike/Dark/water sprays

MOO I SAY! MOO! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, NO MORE MR.NICE GUY, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T COUGH UP LOUIE, I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU IN THE PALM OF MY HAND LIKE A BULBORB LARVA, YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND? that kinda reflects my first encounter with the Titian dweevil.That's mama Luigi to you Mario! (Squeaks) Mah Boi! lol 3 kirbyz. yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuutuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbeeeeeee poop poop poop poop

He's Not here at the moment, plz leave a message after the beep.
beep. Who sais dat? Patrick from SPongeBob Yellow from Pikmin X both

Buttward
Since when do you give 2 s**ts about quality service?

(Not really)
O rly? Ya rly No Wai! Ya wai




 * GET OUTTA MY HEAD! LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE! NEVER! NEVER!
 * Well they (Female Sheargrubs) are harmless opposing to the Opposite sex. and shearwigs.
 * I'm going to puke.

Tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee Kkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrruuuusssssstttttyyyyyyyyyy Kkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbb Ttttttttttttttoooooooooddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.............



























































































Friends

 * Crystal lucario
 * Killerbreadbug82
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Jump off a titan dweevil after defeating it and rescuing louie than run away.
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Part 1: The Entrance To the cave of darkness
Setting: Entrance Summary: The first comic. Purple and bulbmin are seen going in. but purple wants to disagree. Bulbmin goes in first, Purple goes in second in disbelief. Red, Yellow, And Blue are co-operating well and they go in 3rd, 4th and 5th. (In that order) White is annoyed by their chatter and goes in 6th. Olimar and louie (To his own (Louie's) dismay) go in 7th and 8th. it gets darker and darker and darker and darker until louie finally says he's scared. olimar says no to this. Translation: Panel 1: Purple: Tell me again why i agreed to this? Bulbmin: The others said so. Panel 2: Purple: Stupid persuasion. i know something bad is gonna occur. no, wait. i don't. Panel 3: All (Singing): Red pikmin are fiery, Yellows can carry 'rocks, Blue can swi-im, and white is poisonous. Panel 4: White: Such lousy creatures. SHUT UP BACK THERE! Panel 5: Olimar: jeez, Louie, why are you so heavy? Louie: Olimar, LET GO! YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT OFF! Panel 6: All are walking in. purple isn't shown because he already went in Panel 7: Yellow: It's getting dark,guys. we should turn back. Final Panel: Louie: I'm scared. can you let go now? Olimar: NO!

Part 2: Lost And dislocated
TBA

Part 3: Lights Out
TBA

Status
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Stories
Submit Your Pikmin story in My talk page.

Team

 * Red: Met at lvl.1 at Impact site, First met since Pikmin 1
 * Yellow: Met at lvl.8 at Forest of hope, Sometimes eavesdrops or drops a bomb-rock.
 * Blue: Met at lvl.9 at Forest Navel, Squirts water at me sometimes
 * Purple: Met at lvl.10 At Emergence Cave
 * White: Met at lvl 15 at White Flower Garden
 * Carrier Pikmin#1: Hatched at lvl.5 at Beach of recovery. (Pikmin fanon)

The complete point of the weird captions
To make them look funny.

The whole point of those "Oh Snap" Pics
Any creatures looking upwards say quote"Oh, Snap!" unquote.lol.

thumb|278px|right|Pikmin 2 commercial, How cute!

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Here is my sig: I Will Make OTHER Sigs. and if my sig is altered, it's for a reason Wink.
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This is 4 easter.

We (Me And Crystal Lucario) Came up with this on my forum.
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Description (And this)
Based on pikmin 2.

Running Gags

 * Purple Farting
 * Yellow dieing-often violently (Begins Episode 2 Because Yellow #3 Was Taunted By, and eaten by a Sheargrub)
 * Louie Suffering from lack of air (Starts In the Pikmin 2 Series)
 * Mentioning a non-existaint Character (For example, Episode 25.)
 * Crystal Saying Lucario Jokes ("You 'Aura' Big Bulborb! Get it? Aura?")
 * Brawl being played inside the onions (Sometimes the OVER 9000! clip)
 * Man-At-Legs Saying "Does not compute" and sometimes exploding afterwards.
 * Louie trying to eat bugs through his helmet
 * Purple saying he has to pee/poop and afterwards saying he just did (In japanese versions, urinating is heard no matter if he says he has to poop)

Episode 25: The team VS. The Wild (CL Can edit this also)
Purple: Guys, does poison cause extreme farting?

* Purple farts*

Yellow: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue: that's not a good sign. White: why?

* Yellow gets hit with the bomb dweevil*

Red: uhhh...dhfldhjgyfhjghfuighdfjghusdhsjgvfxgnsdjldfyhsuofjgyidrhngjfyhgvjdhfioafkvhsdigdsjfhidyf Blue (While Red is blabbling): That's why.

* Continues*

White: SHUT UP!

* Purple farts again*

Red: yudbfihdgjfurjgyrifhygfidsyhfds...KA-ME-MA-ME...

* Gulp*

Yellow: Not again!

* Purple yawns*

Red: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

* Yellow is obliterated*

Blue: You know, you shouldn't have done that.

* Drops book* * Red is foaming at the mouth*

Red: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANNA, I"M A FREE PIKMIN! FREEEEEEEEEEEEE PIKMIIIIIIIIIN! WOO-HOO! I... *Fades*

* Blue picks up his book again*

Blue: Pikminicus 111? Fire overload? These symptoms aren't in them. He's got...

* Closes up*

Blue: MAD DWEEVIL DESEASE!

* Screen backs up*

Others:...

* Splat*

Blue: NO, REALLY!

* White burps out poison*

Purple: zzzzz...

* Blue makes anime pose*

Blue in a generic anime pose: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS???

* Olimar pulls out journal*

Olimar: note to self, don't anger red by farting.

* Makes movements similar to Brawl Tuants 2 ending*

Blue: Okay, we're dead.

* Screen fades to forest of hope*

Red: I Can fart with freedom!

* Glug,Glug, BUUURP!*

Red: also, i hduhfguidgirhtgidusfgdujfudisygixdhjdbgyidjetyiretyrujfgdiOH*Hocotatium 111*ITABULBORB!

* Fades back to perplexing pool*

Olimar: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

* His helmet is filled with drool*

Yellow: WAKE THE *Hocotatium 111* UP!

* White sees this and gets mad*

White: If I Have to spend 30 days with your blabber, Then i will...

* Yellow falls off cliff*

Others:...

* Blue makes another anime pose*

Blue: Well, he did fall of the cliff.

* OVER 9000! Bomb-rocks fall on Yellow* * Blue now looks like vegeta*

Louie: Blue! What does the onion say about Those bomb-rocks?

* Blue takes off scouter*

Blue: IT'S OVER 9000!

* Cricket chirps* * Louie smacks insect and tries to eat it but suffocates and runs to ship*

Louie: OH S**T OH S**T OH S**T! I CAN'T BREATHE THIS AIR!

* Blue throws book at olimar*

Blue: I have no idea what just happened but uhhh... THE DAY'S COMING TO AN END!!!

* Others panic, but screen moves to show that Mitites are causing this* * Fades to Emergence cave*

Red: lalalalalalalalalalalaalalolalabrrrrlalalalalalalala...

* Continues*

Snowy bulborb: You Shouldn't Do that when you are about to run into a...

* Red turns*

Red: Not Listening lalalalalalalalalala...

* Red Bumps into White Fur bulborb*

Red:KA-ME-HA-ME...

* Other Snow bulborbs see this and gasp*

Red:...HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Other Snow bulborbs are like O_O*

Red:Oops.

* Fades to blue onion interior*

Blue: Divided by the power of $$X2P2$$ And Add that to $$2.0+100.0$$...

* Fades to yellow onion interior*

Yellow: ow.

* Fades to red onion interior*

Other Red Pikmin: TGTYRFUGFUYGHFVCTGYVBUFTUUGBHKBKJHGVBFCRFXDFVGFTYFBLIBERBLOOBER.

* Fades to White pikmin room*

White: That's wrong!

* White hits one of her others with a goolix* * Fades to Purple Pikmin room*

Purple: Zzz...Zzz...Zzz...

* Fades to Perplexing pool*

BLL: Oh, fizz dispenser.

* Fades to morning, olimar is gone until The events of pikmin 1* * events of pikmin 1 happen, but altered*

Olimar: Huh? Where's the dolphin?

* Sees ocean*

Olimar: the ocean's calm...too calm.

* Sees dark sky*

Olimar: Dark Sky?

* water bubbles, Shoots out A black lava-like substance*

Olimar *In horror*: AHHHHHHHHH! WATER SPOUTS OF DARK LAVA!!!!

* Pellets start falling from the still dark sky*

Olimar: Pellets falling from the sky? this can mean one thing... i'm in the middle of...EMPEROR'S TRIANGLE!!!

* Dramatic cue p*

Olimar: IN THE OVERWORLD CAVE OF DARKNESS!

* Another dramatic cue p*

Olimar: A NO PIKMIN'S LAND!!!

* Another dramatic cue p... this is getting annoying.*

Olimar: at least i have you, Louie.

* Holds Bulborb fruit and makes it look like Louie* * Pikmin are seen sitting on a dead puffstool*

Yellow: HAH! OLIMAR'S BEFRIENDING A BULBORB FRUIT!

* olimar is drowning*

Olimar *to bulborb fruit*: SAVE ME!

* Others look at blue*

Blue: I'm not doing it. White: *gasps* oh no. Others: What?

* Water snagrets emerge from the flooded ground*

Olimar: WATER SNAGRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Another blue pikmin saves him*

Olimar: AHHH! BULBORBS! SAVE ME LOUIE!

* Throws bulborb fruit at yellow*

Yellow: okay.... sooo.... howzit goin', olimar?

* Rumble, Water snagret knocks bulborb fruit off the poop deck (side)*

Olimar: LOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

* Purple farts, "louie" floats into the ocean*

Water snagrets: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA! Yellow: OH NO! WATER SNAGRETS! THE ONLY WAY TO DRIVE THEM AWAY IS TO...

* White pushes yellow off and yellow gets eaten*

Blue: Sacrifice another pikmin in your team to get rid of them, yes.

* Violin laughing* * Bulborb fruit appears on the side*

Olimar: a, louie.

* Water snagrets swim away* * Purple farts, bomb-rock dweevil drops on the water snagret that ate yellow*

Water snagret #10: hmmm? *Notices bomb-rock dweevil* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

* EXPLOSION!* * Fades to louie, who is trapped on a cliff where the Libra was*

Louie: huh?

* walks up to onion*

Louie: it's from the war of the worlds.

* Sees sprout*

Louie: it's stupid, I'll RIP IT UP! *Uproots sprout* it didn't rip.

* Pikmin is staring*

Louie: yes, i will become pikmin hunter, Hunt your kind, and i will eat you for my breakfast.

* Pikmin begins to chase louie*

Louie: uh.. uh.. oh, no OLIMAAAAAAAAAAR! HELP ME!

* Continues*

Pikmin: STOP RUNNING BEFORE I BLEEP YOU!

* Stops*

Louie: did you just talk?

* Fades to silver beach, where blue, Yellow, Purple, And white are washed up.*

Bronze: Hey, look. Some pikmin washed up. Blue: Where are we? Oh, right, i saw this in a map before. it's silver island, home of the Bronze, Silver And Gold. Yellow: Are you olimar? Purple: *Yawn* I'm gonna take a few minutes. *Snore*

* Others look at him in a strange way* * Fades to Fire mountain, Red is walking up the mountain*

Red: i'll show those darned snagret poopers. Snow snagret: HEY!

* He reaches the top, a wind starts blowing*

Red: I SHALL NOT BE TREATED LIKE A SECOND PIKMIN! I WILL BE THE PIKMIN WHO SHALL YELL THIS IS SPATARA IN A FIGHT! I SHALL...BECOME THE TRUE LEADER OF THE PIKMIN!

* A light starts emitting from red's leaf* * His leaf starts developing an aura similar to a super saiyan* * Fades back to silver island*

Silver *VO*: To some, it seems like a pikmin defeating a bulborb larva. To others, it seems like fighting an empress. Sometimes in swimming, it's the approach that's most important. And sometimes, it's the retreat to their onions. Once in 1,000 years, that perfect wave comes. Not too big, not too small. And the swimmer has to act fast. Gold: GO! Silver (VO): Or he will be stranded forever. Yellow: Do you wanna see something cool?

* Dives*

Yellow: it's a bulborb body. Purple: cool. Silver (VO): But all in all, it's not how we win or lose, But whether we die in a bulborb accident. Bronze: i give up. These pikmin are impossible to teach! DANGIT! especially the one who dies all the time. Yellow: What? Silver: BUT... there is one person who can teach you, if you can find him. He is...THE LEGENDARY GOLDEN PIKMIN! or gold for short. It says he was last seen at libra rock. Where the bottomless pit is located. Purple: Will there be nectar there? (Google translate said "What a honey!" in japanese which is incorrect because in the japanese version it says "Shall nectar be present there?") meanwhile... Red: Hmph, those snagrets stand no chance.

* Relaxation music plays*

Blue: can we stop here? i have to heal my flower.

* Sees sign. it says "Libra rock, home of gold pikmin". blue reads it*

Blue: We found it! White: He might not be here. he might have fallen in the bottomless pit. Blue:he may or may not. ???: those stupid creatures, they will never find out that this is all according to plan. (metallic laugh) Yellow: What was that? Blue: A drift in the wind, perhaps? Olimar: you're staring to freak me out, Blue. Blue: why? all we do is Carry, Fight, Multiply and get eaten!

*Rimshot*

Olimar: i don't get it.

*Yellow Heard this and is now humming Ai No Uta while carrying a Bomb-rock*

Yellow: (Humming) Olimar: What Are You Doing? Yellow: Carrying a Bomb-Rock. (Continues humming)

*A Shine Comes From The Shiny Onion*

Gold: ^_^ Yellow: hi? (Hands him a non-activated Bomb-Rock that says hi) Blue: fascinating. Bulbmin: cool. Olimar (to Bulbmin): WOULD YOU GET OUTTA HERE???

*Bulbmin backs away from the screen*

Olimar: is that a blue beacon light?

*Louie Runs into olimar*

Louie: ugggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggg i...(Blurred image) fried sheargrubs please? (Falls)

*Olimar pulls out bulborb fruit*

Olimar: Nothing will ever come between us, louie. NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING! (Runs up fire mountain) Yellow: Where Is He Going? Gold: (Screeches the same way the water snagrets did) Yellow: is he a water snagret? Blue: no....perhaps.

*A Storm starts to develop*

Blue: hmmm... strange. island storms don't form often in the time of grub-dog reproduction. Yellow: what? Purple: it means storms are rare in the spring, Yellow.

*Gold runs to the libra pillar*

Yellow: Look! He's On top of that pillar! Purple: g..g..Gold pikmin? r u okay? Gold: GRRR! (others shiver) These clouds. they can only mean one thing. Blue: 100% chance of rain, perhaps? Gold: yes. every 1,000 years the moon is close in such a way that the perfect wave is formed.

*Fades to olimar*

Olimar: (Gasping for air) Red: hello. Olimar: ??? Red: it's temporary.

*fades back to libra pillar*

Blue: (Blows Conch) Other Blue Pikmin: (Random chattering)

*Other blue pikmin form a raft*

???: (Metallic laugh) Once they fall off that raft, they will be toast And i will have my revenge! (Metallic laugh)

*closes up on 2 of the blue pikmin*

Yellow: LOOK! Olimar is down there! Olimar: help me! Yellow: Come up here or you will be food for the Snagrets! Olimar: i'm sorry....(Fades as he sinks into the water and yellow becomes serious) Yellow: OLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! (Sniffles) that wave will pay! (Powers up) Purple: Look! it's Red! And Olimar! Olimar: And Louie! (Claps) LOUIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Yellow: RED! RED PIKMIN, NO!!!! Red: Farewell, my brothers. ???: (Metallic laugh) Yellow: GASP! It's Him! The Titan Dweevil! White: POISON GAS SURIKEN! (Throws a shuriken shrouded by poison) Titan: Missed! White: DRAT! Yellow: uhh..blue? Blue: (Mumbles) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Titan: NOT THE RAIN OF 1,000 BLUE PIKMIN! I'LL BE BACK! AND THAT TIME, I WILL DEFEAT YOU!

*Fades back to distant spring*

Blue:... Red: blue? Blue: RED! I MISSED YOU! I THOUGHT YOU DIED! Red: the eternal never die.(Hugs blue) Blue: so uhh. how 'bout you go to your normal self? (Hands Red a taco with a sheargrub in the cheese) Red: DON'T MIND IF I DO! (Takes taco and eats it) And how 'bout you go to Your normal self? Blue: perhaps i will, Rufusia pikminicus. Red: What? Blue: It means "Red Pikmin".

Bloopers
*doesn't rain* Gold:ye...NO!!!CUT!! *gets attacked by rabid Bulborbs* Director:CUT! You're not Pikkgas, you know! TD:Who?
 * Red:Don't Mind if i...(Gets hit with boom)
 * Red:wut?
 * Blue:30% chance of rain?
 * Olimar:At lea....
 * TD:NO ONE CAN GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THE SCRIPT!!

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Blue: Next time on Pikmin X:

The team go into a dark depression when they split up by accident in the marble labyrinth!

Red (In Video): WHY DID I EVER DOUBT YOU, BLUE? WHY?

Blue (off screen): Good thing olimar is normal.

Olimar (In Video): I guess i won't need this anymore. (Throws bulborb fruit)

Blue: Next Time! The Marble Labyrinth! Will They Escape? (Apart from episode name) I Will Defeat That Mandarachnia gargantium!

Crys' End

 * Red: Next time on Pikmin X!
 * * Olimar spins around and blows his whistle*

Episode list (CL Can edit this part of my user page)
Summaries will be around when Crys feels like it. ...


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 1: Intergalactic Crash! Red, Blue, Yellow Attack!


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Epsiode 2: These Creatures... They Can Locate Ship Parts? Danger on the Horizon!


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 13: Red's Day Off! Purple Goes Out to Eat! Bulborb Flies Above the Sky! Louie Eats Some Bugs!


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 19: Secret Insects Grab Crys' Brain! (AKA: Attack of the Secret Insects. Based On'Plankton!')


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 25: The Team VS. The Wild! Titan's Evil Plot! (Based on Spongebob VS. The big one. the transcript will be updated and one day, completed)


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 42: PIKMIN  PAWNCH!!!  The Ultimate Sacrifice!


 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Episode 43: Louie's Dark Secret! Betrayal!

Special Episodes (Holiday-themed)

 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Christmas Special: 1,000 Seeds of Snow!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! St. Patrick's Day Special: Dawn of the Green Pikmin!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar: Halloween Special: Swarm of the Insects! A Scare in the Night!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Easter Special: Bomb-Egg-Rocks? What is This!?!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Valentine's Day Special: Pink Pikmin? Red's True Love? Decicesive Battle!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! Thanksgiving Special: Rise of the Bulborbs! A Feast to Please Purple!
 * Pikmin X! Go Force Olimar! President's Day Special: Patriotic Snagrets!

Quotes: Red
Olimar: make it quick. Red: i just did.
 * REEEEEEEE! RE! RE! RE! RE! (Sub-Episode 50: What The Heck? What The Heck is Happening?)
 * OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM (Thanksgiving)
 * KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAA!(Various)
 * Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-(Various)
 * I need to pee.

Quotes: Yellow (Various types including the main yellow)
Bulborb near yellow: dude, it's only been 4 minutes. Yellow: wut? (Crash) of course.
 * I'm Not Falling For that. (Yellow #5)
 * Oh Sh...(Yellow #2)
 * Purple, stop farting on my (Gets crushed)Pellet weed. (Main)
 * (After yellow #20 gets sucked up) AGHHHHHHHHHHHH! ALIENS! THEY'RE HERE TO EAT MAH BRAINZ! (Gets sucked up himself)GET ME OUTTA HERE!
 * OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! (Runs)
 * beep.
 * ALL HAIL THE PORGG! ALL HAIL THE PROGG! (Smoky Progg rolls eyes and Runs him over anyway) Ouch.
 * beep.

Quotes: Blue
Olimar: What? Purple: Does that mean fart in your face? Blue: indeed, purple. MAL: Does not compute, levels of extreme life is past limit, that also does not compute. (Explodes) Blue: Ugh, more gas tubes being plugged up. Crystal: *Giggles* aura. Blue: Glutius Maximus Red: i sure hope that means butt. Blue: it does, rufusa pikminicus. *Sighs* and again, that means red pikmin. MAL: deja vu.
 * Perhaps.
 * That would never compute! EVER!
 * No, too formal.
 * AGGHHHHHHHHHH! STOP OVERRIDING OUR HARD DRIVES! (Screams so loud the antenna beetle runs away) AND NEVER COPY SLASH PASTE YOURSELF INTO OUR SYSTEM FILES EVER AGAIN!
 * Purple, please do not excrete your noxious gas in my space.
 * At least i was able to override MAL's hard drive so that he joined us, right?
 * it would be so that you have only one weak point
 * Did that compute before?
 * Uggh! That is disgusting! (Picks up book)
 * It just doesn't compute.

Yellow Bulborb
Rare but is seen potraying as a guy with weird mood swings.

Quotes: Yellow Bulborb

 * AGGGGHHHH! IT'S YOUR FAULT I GOT FIRED!
 * I NEEDZ MAH NACHOEZ!
 * GET AWAY! IMA COMPLEAT NACHOEZ!
 * POOP!
 * I NEEDS MAH BATHROOMZ
 * AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! NACHOEZ!
 * needz mah nachoes. nachoez. the cake is a lie. NACHOEZ!