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Warning: the followin article or section gotz nuff major spoilers about the final boss up in Pikmin.

Da Emperor Bulblax is tha second phattest known speciez of tha Grub-dog crew right afta tha Empress Bulblax. Well shiiiit, it serves as tha final boss up in tha first Pikmin game, droppin tha last shizzle part needed ta complete tha game.

Da Emperor Bulblax is different than most thugz of tha Grub-dog crew as it has a sludgy, melted appearance, smalla eyes, n' a mo' flexible tongue. Moss grows upon its thick hide, givin its body a greenish color n' servin as camouflage, n' up in the first game n', it even bears tall mushrooms n' fern-like stems fo' realz. Although these growths is missin up in Pikmin 2, they is replaced by what tha fuck appears ta be rocks embedded tha fuck into its back.

This beast probably hides up in tha ground ta ambush prey, catchin dem wit its long, sticky tongue. Its soft grill is its only weak point ta battle yo, but since it don't discriminizzle much when smokin thangs, it can be hustled ta swallow suttin' a lil' bit less tasteful than Pikmin – namely, bomb-rocks.

It varies a lil' bit between tha three games, bein a shitload weaker n' smalla up in Pikmin 2, even havin less health than a Fiery Bulblax – a enemy which aint considered a funky-ass boss. In addition, it has tha least game of any boss up in tha game. In ''Yo dawwwwg! Pikmin'', it is normally unreachable, n' need ta be coaxed tha fuck into smokin a funky-ass bomb rock before any damage can be done.

Pikmin
Da Emperor Bulblax is tha final boss up in Pikmin. Well shiiiit, it lies buried up in tha ground at Da Final Trial inside tha centa of tha sandy arena uptown of tha landin site, visible only by tha mossy growth on its back protrudin from tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When approached, tha Bulblax will rear up n' roar, knockin Olimar n' tha Pikmin back, n' will then proceed ta battle by lickin Pikmin tha fuck into its grill wit a big-ass purple tongue. If Pikmin is latched onto it or located under it, it will jump up in order ta shake off any Pikmin on it, n' crush any Pikmin underneath. Once it reaches beneath half of its maximum health, it will add a freshly smoked up battle ta its arsenal: jumpin high up tha fuck into tha air, n' eventually droppin onto tha army of Pikmin.

One can tell when it is willin ta use its tongue by observin its salivation: if itz drooling, dat means it will soon battle by rockin its tongue, gobblin up any Pikmin up in front of dat shit. Da tongue is big-ass n' has no limit on tha amount of dirtnaps it can cause. When itz up in a jumpin phase, one can foresee a jump by knowin dat its eyes widen just before it hops.

Once defeated, tha Emperor Bulblax will go tha fuck into a particularly long dirtnap animation, where it writhes round while droolin n' appears ta be sucked underground, leavin behind tha Secret Safe n' five randomly colored 5-pellets.

It aint nuthin but probably a phat scam ta devote a single dizzle ta removin obstaclez n' clearin tha path, n' then deal wit tha Bulblax tha followin day, since tha battle itself can often be time-consuming. Da Bulblax must be defeated up in a single day, since any damage done on one dizzle aint gonna carry over, n' if tha dizzle is ended before it is capped, then it is ghon be at full game tha next day. It make me wanna hollar playa! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat experienced playas can cover all of Da Final Trial up in a single day, which be a must fo' a 6 dizzle run.

Pikmin 2


In Pikmin 2, these beasts is much weaker, most likely cuz of they diminished size. They is found only underground, wit only they eyes exposed as a gangbangin' form of camouflage yo, but emerge up in tha same manner, sans tha leader knockback. Da hide aint straight-up mossy yo, but tha backside of tha beast is still chronic n' slimy, as well as invulnerable. This could mean dat tha Pikmin 2 versions may just be younger than tha one up in Pikmin.

They still smoke tha now big-ass bomb-rocks yo, but must be coaxed tha fuck into bustin so instead, seein as Yellow Pikmin no longer have tha mobilitizzle ta handle dem explosive objects fo' realz. All other abilitizzles is retained, except fo' tha jumpin phase. Well shiiiit, it is replaced by a roarin phase when tha Bulblax is on some quarta until dirtnap; it will make other Bulblaxes join tha fight n' drag existin Mitites outta tha ground, which will scare tha Pikmin tha fuck into a gangbangin' frenzy.

Luckily, unlike up in tha previous game, a Emperor Bulblax can only smoke a maximum of 9 Pikmin at a time. When it dies, tha Bulblax spins round n' roars, whippin gobz of saliva everywhere until it shrinks down ta a pre-determined size fo' easier carrying.

This creature is found on tha last sublevel (7) of tha Bulblax Mackdaddydom, where it is larger n' stronger than normal; two is found on sublevel 4 of tha Cavern of Chaos n' sublevel 10 of tha Hole of Heroes; n' three is up in tha Emperorz Realm up in Challenge Mode.

Yo dawwwwg! Pikmin
Da creature never leaves its central spot up in tha arena, although it can bury down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When tha battle begins, tha boss will idle fo' a funky-ass bit, then start turnin towardz Captain Olimar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once it is facin him, it will stop, locked n loaded a funky-ass bite fo' all dem seconds, n' then lunge in, chompin all up in tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. While it is gettin locked n loaded ta chomp, it won't rotate any further, givin Olimar n' tha Pikmin time ta escape tha area of battle fo' realz. Afta tha bite, it will simply repeat tha cycle. Captain Olimar will take damage from dis bite n' be launched away, n' if it manages ta git Pikmin, it will gobble dem up, up ta a maximum of four fo' realz. Any Pikmin dat is thrown at it while its grill is up in reach cuz of a funky-ass bite will just bounce back.

If tha Emperor Bulblax chomps a funky-ass bomb rock on tha floor, it will chew on it until it blows up in its grill. This causes a lil' small-ass amount of damage. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stunned, it will topple forward onto tha floor, n' stay there motionless fo' some seconds. Eventually, it will jump back up, n' start burrowin tha fuck into tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When it do this, two Crumbugs pop up from behind tha grass fo' realz. Afta some seconds, tha boss will sprang back up from underneath tha ground n' restart tha cycle. While tha creature is lyin down, unconscious from tha bomb blast, Pikmin can be thrown at its grill ta damage it further n' shit. To note is dat when tha boss collapses onto tha floor, it can harm Olimar if he underneath yo, but Pikmin will merely be shoved away, n' also dat if it manages ta smoke two bomb rocks, tha resultin damage n' stun time is ghon be tha same as if it caught just one fo' realz. Amusingly, if tha chomp battle captures any Crumbugs, tha Emperor Bulblax will straight-up chew on dem n' smoke dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

If its game reaches two thirdz when it is bein beat down by tha Pikmin, it will jump up n' shake dem off, n' will then lick its lips twice. This signals tha next attack: a horizontal tongue swipe up in front of it fo' realz. Any Pikmin caught by dis attack, up ta four, will git capped right away, n' Olimar can also take damage from it; bomb rocks is ghon be ignored by dis attack. From dis point on, its battle pattern will also chizzle: afta it turns ta grill Olimar, it will instead start bobbin, n' then jump, n' up in mid-air, quickly turn ta grill Olimarz freshly smoked up position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta this, it will also big-ass up tha lip lickin n' tongue swipin from before, n' only afta dat do it big-ass up tha chomp battle n' restart tha cycle. When it starts bobbin ta jump, two Sparrowheads step tha fuck up from behind it, n' before long, they will git near Olimar, one on each side. They will swoop down while tha boss is lickin its lips.

When its game reaches tha final third, it will once again n' again n' again jump up, bobbin tha Pikmin off, big-ass up tha lick attack, n' will burrow down n' then unburrow. From here on out, four Sparrowheadz will step tha fuck up instead of two, wit two on each side.

It can be noted dat bomb rock explosions on its grill will cause no damage. For unknown reasons, tha boss can straight-up miss a funky-ass bomb rock dat is right up in front of it n' not smoke dat shit. This could be cuz of tha way tha physics work up in dis particular area, since tha movement, hitboxes, etc. is all adjusted ta rotate round a cold-ass lil circular path.

Pikmin
When you enta tha sandy arena, it is dopest ta sneak round tha beast, n' take down tha bramble wall behind dat shit. Once fucked wit, there is ghon be fifteen bomb-rocks available ta use, found inside tha strange pipe structures. Give dem ta yo' Yellow Pikmin, n' dismiss dem up in a open area, where you can easily select one from tha group. Brin yo' big-ass army of Red Pikmin along wit you as well, since they is da most thugged-out bangin Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Awaken tha beast by throwin a Pikmin onto tha moss patch, n' wait fo' it ta locked n loaded its tongue fo' a attack. With proper timing, throw a funky-ass bomb-rock carryin Pikmin up in front of it so dat it will throw tha rock tha fuck into its grill, stunnin tha Bulblax fo' a period of time. If tha Pikmin gets consumed wit tha bomb rock, tha stun aint gonna last as long, so be careful.

Once stunned, throw yo' crew of Red Pikmin onto tha Emperor Bulblaxz face. Throwin Pikmin onto its back will bounce dem right back off. When tha Bulblax gets back up, it will hop tha fuck into tha air ta shake off Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If there be no Pikmin under it, wait until it is up in tha air before yo' call yo' Pikmin back, ta maximize damage; otherwise, call dem back before it jumps so dat no Pikmin is lost. Keep repeatin dis process until tha final boss has reached half health, where it will begin rockin its high-jumpin attack.

Now yo big-ass booty is ghon gotta be a lil mo' cautious. Yo ass can tell whether or not tha Emperor Bulblax will jump tha fuck into tha air if it aint droolin when it sees yo' Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you peep its eyes go wide open, flee from tha arena, as dat be a indicator dat it be bout ta jump tha fuck into tha sky. If tha Bulblax is drooling, proceed ta use tha game used before, n' eventually tha Emperor Bulblax is ghon be defeated.

Pikmin can also be thrown tha fuck into its grill while it is preparin ta stick up its tongue n' still give a stun-like effect. Once tha bomb-rocks explode, it/they will stun tha Bulblax (the mo' bomb-rocks, tha longer tha stun), providin a phat time ta toss as nuff Red Pikmin, as they is stronger than other Pikmin, as possible onto its face. Bustin dis repeatedly gonna git it beaten doggystyle.

A slightly fasta method would be ta leave a Yellow Pikmin wit a funky-ass bomb-rock behind it when it has turned around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! All of tha Red Pikmin (which should be able ta amount ta 85 or so) then swarm tha Bulblax as soon as it notices tha Yellow Pikmin, as comin' at its hairy-ass legs also hurts dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat careful timin is necessary when callin back tha Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da stompin battle is ghon be especially dangerous, as tha Pikmin is right beneath tha creature, n' tha battle can be initiated very doggystyle.

It be also possible ta beat tha Bulblax by throwin Pikmin onto its head when it is distracted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Well shiiiit, it is mo' risky than rockin bomb-rocks yo, but much mo' simple n' possibly tha only feasible option fo' playas tryin ta do a zero-death run.

In New Play Control! Pikmin, tha only ways ta have Yellow Pikmin stun tha enemy wit a funky-ass bomb-rock is ta let tha Pikmin be eaten, or ta time tha throw erectly so dat tha bomb-carryin Pikmin throws tha bomb tha fuck into tha Bulblaxz open grill, which will stun it fo' a longer duration dat allowin it ta smoke tha Pikmin.

Leaders
In Pikmin, tha beast cannot be damaged wit Captain Olimarz punch.

Speedrunning
One of tha fastest strategies ta whoopin it up in Pikmin fo' tha GameCube is ta gather nuff muthafuckin bomb-rocks, place tha carrier Pikmin near it, n' when it is readyin ta smoke them, call dem back so dat they drop tha bombs on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da boss will instead gulp on tha bomb-rocks n' become paralyzed fo' a cold-ass lil considerable amount of time fo' realz. Afterwards, quickly throw yo' Pikmin army at its grill path (startin wit tha Reds). With enough speed, tha creature should be defeated up in a single cycle. This game aint gonna work up in ''New Play Control! Pikmin''.

Pikmin
Brin a lil' small-ass crew of Purple Pikmin (10 or more) n' toss dem right up in between tha eyes; up in no time at all, tha beast is ghon be defeated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. If you aint gots enough, use Red Pikmin n' other Pikmin types yo, but be prepared ta use sprays up in case yo' numbers dwindle. One way ta bust a cap up in it without Purple Pikmin is ta brang a crew of 10 White Pikmin, as they is fast, or any of tha original gangsta Pikmin, ta fight n' throw all on tha Bulblaxz grill n' tha battle is ghon be over up in from 30 secondz ta on some minute.

Where bomb-rocks is available, makin it smoke dem is tha safest game, n' if tha beast is underwater, tha only game. By standin near a funky-ass bomb-rock n' hustlin away before tha boss strikes wit its tongue, it is possible ta make it smoke tha explosive instead, causin a high amount of damage. This method can be a lil' bit time-consuming, however.

Leaders
In Pikmin 2, it is possible ta bust a cap up in a Emperor Bulblax without Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da first method is ta lure tha Bulblax tha fuck into smokin bomb-rocks, should there be any nearby, until it succumbs ta tha explosions fo' realz. Another is ta punch it while petrified. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis requires bout 50 sprays under non-stop punching. Mo' damage can be dealt wit tha Rocket Fist upgrade; rockin holla'd upgrade would require twenty less sprays. Well shiiiit, it is one of tha only two bosses up in tha game tha leadaz can hit, tha other bein tha Waterwraith.

Speedrunning
By far, tha quickest method is ta rapidly throw Purple Pikmin at it, even when buried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If tha playa is fast enough, it'll have suffered almost fatal damage by tha time it is locked n loaded ta fight, n' should succumb soon after.

Yo dawwwwg! Pikmin
Right when tha battle starts, start movin either right or left ta grab a funky-ass bomb rock. Da boss is ghon be turnin ta keep up wit you as you move. Yo ass should have enough time ta grab a funky-ass bomb rock. When you peep tha Emperor Bulblax start ta growl, throw tha bomb rock all up in tha centa of its shadow on tha floor, n' run up in tha opposite direction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If it didn't catch tha bomb rock, hurry ta grab another one on tha opposite end n' try again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If it caught it, stand nearby yo, but not under tha shadow, since dat will just result up in you gettin knocked back when tha boss collapses fo' realz. As soon as it do, throw Pikmin at its face.

Yo ass should brang its game down ta two thirds, so when you hear tha Pikmin squeal, whistle dem n' start hustlin ta tha other corner of tha arena. When tha Emperor Bulblax burrows down, two Crumbugs will appear, so git locked n loaded ta throw Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass can start throwin Pikmin at dem while they is up in mid-air fo' a easy as fuck kill. To take up Crumbugs on tha floor, try ta be at a medium distizzle from it, n' aim a lil' bit closer ta you then you normally would, ta compensate fo' tha angled throw trajectory up in dis area.

With its game at two thirds, its battle pattern will chizzle. Go ta one of tha cornerz of tha arena, n' grab a funky-ass bomb rock while you there, if you can. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Make shizzle you flush ta a cold-ass lil corner when it starts bobbin wit its snout low, since dat means it will jump up ta readjust its angle, n' end up facin near tha corner n' shiznit fo' realz. As soon as it landz from tha jump, run ta tha opposite corner, so you can escape both tha tongue swipe battle n' tha Sparrowheads dat will appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Keep it realz in mind dat a Sparrowhead can still come yo' way, n' it is possible fo' it ta still be up in battle mode, so if you peep one, take it up before it touches yo' crew of Pikmin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass can also take tha chizzle dat you up in a cold-ass lil corner ta git another bomb rock. Eventually, tha boss will grill you again, n' you can throw another bomb rock all up in tha floor.

When its game reaches tha last third, tha only chizzle is ghon be dat four Sparrowheadz will step tha fuck up instead of two. Repeat tha process until tha boss is dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you wanna complete tha battle quickly n' don't wanna risk tha Emperor Bulblax missin a funky-ass bomb rock, you can try collectin two bomb rocks whenever possible, n' when tha beast is readyin its chomp attack, place both bombs, up in slightly different positions. This vastly increases tha chancez of one bein snatched. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Also, ta note is dat tha creature cannot be coaxed tha fuck into chompin one of tha bomb rock generators, as it aint gonna reach dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Back
Da mossy growth visible when tha creature is buried up in Pikmin be a separate entity.

In tha Supa Smash Bros. series
Da Emperor Bulblax appears as one of tha spirits up in z Spirits mode.

It appears as a puppet fighta of a giant Mackdaddy K. Rool, wit tha attributez of makin tha enemy hard ta launch or make flinch (supa armor) n' forcin tha match tha fuck into a stamina-based mode as opposed ta tha typical damage-based mode.

Naming
Da Emperor Bulblax is tha phattest thug gangmember of tha grub-dog family, which gots it tha title of emperor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da reason fo' it ta be called Bulblax instead of Bulborb is unknown yo, but it could be cuz of tha creature bein considerably different from common grub-dawgs. In Japan, it is given tha name, where means "great mackdaddy",  means "bug-eyed", n'  means "spots".

In tha scientistical name, Oculus supremus, Oculus is tha Bulborb genus, n' supremus means "supreme" up in Latin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da creaturez internal name up in both game refers ta it as a mackdaddy – tha mackdaddy of tha Caiiight (Bulborbs) – wit tha name  up in Pikmin n'   up in tha sequel.

Trivia

 * Captain Olimarz notes fo' tha Emperor Bulblax say dat moss n' plants grow on its back up in wet-ass seasons. In Pikmin 2, these beasts only step tha fuck up in caves, which, added wit tha presumably younger age, might explain why so much moss be absent on tha beastz back, as tha moss only has tha cavez moisture ta grow with.
 * Da Emperor Bulblaxz attacks n' appearizzle may be based off of tha real-life . They both bury or immerse theyselves wit only they eyes n' backs exposed while hunting, use they long sticky tongues ta catch lil' small-ass thangs passin by (in dis case, tha Pikmin), they can both jump higher than most other creatures, both look similar up in appearances, n' both make bangin croakin noises.
 * Da Emperor Bulblax is one of three bosses up in Pikmin ta reappear up in Pikmin 2, alongside Beady Long Legs n' tha Burrowin Snagret.
 * Da Emperor Bulblax is one of tha three creatures up in tha whole Pikmin series ta have plant-life growin on tha beast, tha other two bein tha Quaggled Mireclops n' tha Flatterchuck.
 * In tha Cavern of Chaos, there be a sublevel wit a pond n' 2 Emperor Bulblaxes. Go onto tha smallest island afta wakin one up. Well shiiiit, it will attempt ta use its tongue, only it aint gonna wave, just poke up n' go back up in its grill. Walk away n' it freezes but if you go back on tha island it keeps playin tha struttin animation but do not go anywhere.
 * In Pikmin, tha creaturez tongue is exactly 14.94 centimetas long.
 * A rough copy of tha Emperor Bulblax from Pikmin 2 exists up in unused filez up in Pikmin 3.