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===Olimar's Journal===
==='''Olimar's Journal'''===


''"I never expected to find such a delectable cut of meat deep in this dark and slimy cavern. What kind of a cavern is stocked with savory deli meat? This riddle perplexes me, but I'm sure my unrivaled powers of investigation will prevail. I've made it my personal quest to solve all of the universe's ancient mysteries."''
''"I never expected to find such a delectable cut of meat deep in this dark and slimy cavern. What kind of a cavern is stocked with savory deli meat? This riddle perplexes me, but I'm sure my unrivaled powers of investigation will prevail. I've made it my personal quest to solve all of the universe's ancient mysteries."''


===Sales Pitch===
==='''Sales Pitch'''===


''"Think you can eat it all? Then start eating! That is the goal this giant piece of meat incites. It has just the right texture... And a thick slab of fat that will make all gourmets, epicures, kings of the table, and queens of the buffet howl with delight. Or so I have assessed..."''
''"Think you can eat it all? Then start eating! That is the goal this giant piece of meat incites. It has just the right texture... And a thick slab of fat that will make all gourmets, epicures, kings of the table, and queens of the buffet howl with delight. Or so I have assessed..."''
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