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{{listen|filename=Boss Music.ogg|title=The boss music}} | {{listen|filename=Boss Music.ogg|title=The boss music}} | ||
Pikmin Volume 1 | |||
Olimar, Louie, a red pikmin, a yellow pikmin, a blue pikmin, a white pikmin and a purple pikmin are walking along in the wistful wild. | |||
Purple: IMMMM STAAAAAAAAAARVING! Can't we get somethin' at the Burger Pikmin? | |||
Olimar: No, you shouldve eaten before we left! | |||
Louie:(staring into space; not paying attention) Mmmmm, burgers. | |||
Red: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna Pikkie meal! (like kiddie meal) | |||
Olimar: I already told you, we're not going to Burger Pikmin!!!!! | |||
Purple:(falls in water) AAAGGGGHHH! IM DROWNING SAVE ME!!!! | |||
Yellow:(muttering to himself) No surprise, since we found him sneaking pellets from the onion last night. | |||
Blue: Don't worry I'll save you! (goes in water and picks up purple) | |||
Blue: AAGGH! Geez louis, man, lose some weight!!! | |||
Purple: AAGGH! I HATE TO LOSE WEIGHT!! | |||
White: Yeah, blue's right! lose some weight dude and then you will be as fast as me! | |||
Purple: I HATE RUNNING! IT MAKES ME LOOK...skinny... | |||
White: So you like being slow and getting eaten all the time? | |||
Purple: Yeah, cause no enemy can eat me because I crush them under my extreme weight! | |||
Red: Uhhhh...Speaking of enemies....THERE'S A BULBORB BEHIND YOU OH MY GOSH!!!!! | |||
Everyone (excpet louie, who is still staring into space): AAAAGGGGH!!!! RUUUUUUNNN! | |||
Louie: OOOH A BULBORB (eats bulborb whole) | |||
Purple: Hey, look at what louie just did! He ate the bulborb! (thinking to self -->) ''Why didn't I think of that???'' | |||
Louie: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP | |||
(titan dweevil comes up behind louie) | |||
Red: LOUIE! LOOK OUT! | |||
Louie (notices titan dweevil): OOOH! MORE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! | |||
Titan dweevil:EEEKK! | |||
Louie: CHOMP | |||
Then Louie became extremely fat. | |||
Purple: Ooh, cool! Now Louie looks like me! | |||
Then everyone stares at Louie. | |||
Louie:... What? I'm hungry! | |||
Yellow: Let's go eat at Burger Pikmin! | |||
Purple: No thanks. Louie just made me lose my appetite. | |||
Everyone except purple: WHAT!!!!!!????? | |||
Olimar: Oh great. First you wanted to go and now you don't. | |||
Louie: Hey, it looks like they're having a sale on pikburgers at Burger Pikmin! | |||
Purple: I, uh... I CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!! | |||
Then Purple races to the resturant. | |||
Olimar: Ah, well...once hungry, always hungry. | |||
Louie: Isn't that like some old saying? | |||
Olimar: Never mind. | |||
Later, the pikmin and their leaders are walking through the valley of repose. | |||
Red: Brr! it's cooooold out here! | |||
Blue: I bet it's not a problem for purple. He has so much fat he keeps himself warm anywhere. | |||
Purple: It's to hot in here! Turn up the AC! | |||
Blue (to Yellow):See what I mean? | |||
Purple: Hey, I heard that!!! | |||
Yellow: Heehee! | |||
Then the group comes across a cave. | |||
Olimar: Hmm, what should we call this cave? | |||
Louie: Potato! | |||
Olimar: What does that have to do with caves? | |||
Louie: Nothing, but I'm hungry. | |||
The group jumped into the cave. | |||
Everyone except purple: Wheee! | |||
Purple: AAAAGH! | |||
Everyone: Oof! | |||
Louie: It's creepy in here!! | |||
Then Louie started getting jumpy and spraying everything that made a sudden movement with ultra bitter spray. | |||
(Olimar trips) | |||
Olimar: Oof! | |||
Louie: AAGGH! | |||
(sprays olimar) | |||
Olimar:(petrified) MMMMMMMMMMMMM! | |||
Purple: Don't worry! I'll save you! | |||
(starts smashing Olimar with ground pound) | |||
Olimar:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
Purple: Yay, Olimar's out! | |||
Yellow: Yeah, but you killed him! | |||
Purple: He's not dead! | |||
(Olimar grunts) | |||
Purple: See? | |||
''To be continued in Pikmin Volume 2.'' | |||