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''' | '''Olimar''', commonly called '''"The Smelly Banana"''', is the main protagonist of the [[Pikmin series]]. He discovered the [[Planet of the Pikmin]] and the [[Pikmin (species)|Pikmin species]]. He works at [[Hocotate Freight]]. Olimar owns and captains his ship, the [[S.S. Dolphin]], in the [[Pikmin (game)|first Pikmin game]]. He has a [[Olimar's family|family]] ([[Olimar's Wife|wife]], [[Olimar's Son|son]] and [[Olimar's Daughter|daughter]]) on [[Hocotate]]. According to the notes on the [[Worthless Statue]] and the [[Priceless Statue]], Olimar has a father who may seem useless to him and a mother who is rumored to be deceased. In-game, Olimar's dialogue of notes to himself are in ''Pikmin 1'' only; in the second game, they are replaced by [[the Ship|the Ship's]]. | ||
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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===From shipwrecked to shipshape=== | ===From shipwrecked to shipshape=== | ||
[[File:March_of_the_Pikmin.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Olimar and Red Pikmin.]] | [[File:March_of_the_Pikmin.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Olimar and Red Pikmin.]] | ||
Fortunately for Olimar, he was able to regain conscious from his crash, but he became hopeless, as his ship was stuck in the ground and 30 of its pieces were dislodged. While he was exploring an area he called [[the Impact Site]], he met odd creatures called [[Pikmin family|Pikmin]] at an unoccupied [[Onion]]. The [[Red Pikmin]] were able to reproduce more Pikmin, so Olimar was able to find some useful helpers on the planet. Utilizing the Pikmin's many talented deeds, he was able to find the Dolphin's [[Main Engine]] which had | Fortunately for Olimar, he was able to regain conscious from his crash, but he became hopeless, as his ship was stuck in the ground and 30 of its pieces were dislodged. While he was exploring an area he called [[the Impact Site]], he met odd creatures called [[Pikmin family|Pikmin]] at an unoccupied [[Onion]]. The [[Red Pikmin]] were able to reproduce more Pikmin, so Olimar was able to find some useful helpers on the planet. Utilizing the Pikmin's many talented deeds, he was able to find the Dolphin's [[Main Engine]] which had unfortunately landed in the same area as he crashed. The Pikmin helped him find and retrieve it back to his ship, letting the Dolphin at least lift off. As he was looking for more parts, he discovered more Pikmin, including [[Yellow Pikmin]] and [[Blue Pikmin]] in two different areas. The wildlife he encountered intrigued him; they were nothing like he had ever seen. The creatures were no match for the Pikmin he commanded, for the Pikmin slaughtered them like ripe pigs and took their bodies to their Carrots, in order to produce more Pikmin. Luckily for Olimar, he was able to find at least 25-30 ship parts on the planet and restore his ship's damage. Before he left, he took a bottle cap from the planet as a souvenir and took notes on the wildlife. | ||
====Olimar's possible failure==== | ====Olimar's possible failure==== | ||
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===Return to Hocotate=== | ===Return to Hocotate=== | ||
-Cheese doesn't stick to canoes, but you can fling peanut butter 15 yards with toothbrush | |||
Hiigly Giggly said I to Mr. Fo-figgly,"Dingle your berries without hesitation good sir, but when you eat glue-paste I refrain from mooing so diligantly." | |||
This worried me so for they walked too and fro, my pet goose, JoJoBillyBobGarrettMichaelJerry,had finished cooking himself in my sink full of spickely bubbles. As I chewed his leg I growled with pleasure so ferociously, I questioned whether I happened to be a GooBerry bird! So said Mr Piggly of Wiggly, "Remember to dance to the llama and dribble the cheese with significant amounts of uranium harvested from a chicken's inner ear! This will allow you to hear a tornado from 2 feet away! It will also enhance your brain so much, it will actually dissolve and turn into a rare type of moldy chocolate ice cream, a delicacy in Blurgsothemhah." | |||
With those jiggles of wisdumb, I swaggered to the urine-yellow brick road, which was white when paved. Eating the roses, I mooed with ignorant pleasure. Tommorow I have done without the same. | |||
The moral of this story is, "Don't injest apple juice without a ballot in a soup can." | |||
After Olimar's success at the Pikmin planet, he was able to blast off the planet to return to Hocotate, see his family and return to his normal life. Deciding to land at Hocotate Freight, he met up with the [[President of Hocotate Freight]] and a new employee named [[Louie]]. After landing his ship, he learned that the company was in debt, having to pay at least 10,100 [[Poko]]s for the loss of a [[golden Pikpik carrot]] shipment (which was actually caused, not by "Space Bunnies" as Louie claimed, but [[Louie]] himself). Learning that the Dolphin was sold to pay the debt, Olimar was so shocked he dropped a souvenir for his son. As the bottle cap rolled past Louie, an old ship commonly referred to as "[[the Ship]]" was able to use its [[Research Pod]] to suck up the rusty bottle cap. The Pod analyzed the piece of salvage to be worth 100 Pokos, which lowered the debt to 10,000 Pokos. The President commanded Olimar and Louie to return to the Pikmin Planet and collect more [[Treasure Hoard|treasure]]. | After Olimar's success at the Pikmin planet, he was able to blast off the planet to return to Hocotate, see his family and return to his normal life. Deciding to land at Hocotate Freight, he met up with the [[President of Hocotate Freight]] and a new employee named [[Louie]]. After landing his ship, he learned that the company was in debt, having to pay at least 10,100 [[Poko]]s for the loss of a [[golden Pikpik carrot]] shipment (which was actually caused, not by "Space Bunnies" as Louie claimed, but [[Louie]] himself). Learning that the Dolphin was sold to pay the debt, Olimar was so shocked he dropped a souvenir for his son. As the bottle cap rolled past Louie, an old ship commonly referred to as "[[the Ship]]" was able to use its [[Research Pod]] to suck up the rusty bottle cap. The Pod analyzed the piece of salvage to be worth 100 Pokos, which lowered the debt to 10,000 Pokos. The President commanded Olimar and Louie to return to the Pikmin Planet and collect more [[Treasure Hoard|treasure]]. | ||
===Paying off Hocotate Freight's debt=== | ===Paying off Hocotate Freight's debt=== | ||
As Olimar and Louie were heading to the [[Valley of Repose]], Louie fell out of the cockpit and Olimar had to search for him. Luckily for Olimar, he found a group of [[Red Pikmin]] fighting a lone [[Dwarf Red Bulborb]]. He was able to unite with Louie by using the Pikmin to sqash the [[Paper bag|barriers]]. Before, Louie had discovered a treasure, and with the help of Olimar, were able to forage a treasure, dubbed the [[Courage Reactor]] and start their adventure. They then discovered a series of [[Cave]]rns deep underground, which housed many treasures and even some new [[Pikmin(species)#Purple Pikmin|Pikmin species]]. As they were able to make movements in [[Awakening Wood]] and [[Perplexing Pool]], the debt lowered to a small amount. In the end, Olimar and Louie were able to pay the debt. Olimar blasted off the planet, but noticed that he somehow left Louie behind, but at too late a time to go back and rescue Louie immediately. | As Olimar and Louie were heading to the [[Valley of Repose]], Louie fell out of the cockpit and Olimar had to search for him. Luckily for Olimar, he found a group of [[Red Pikmin]] fighting a lone [[Dwarf Red Bulborb]]. He was able to unite with Louie by using the Pikmin to sqash the [[Paper bag|barriers]]. Before, Louie had discovered a treasure, and with the help of Olimar, were able to forage a treasure, dubbed the [[Courage Reactor]] and start their adventure. They then discovered a series of [[Cave]]rns deep underground, which housed many treasures and even some new [[Pikmin(species)#Purple Pikmin|Pikmin species]]. As they were able to make movements in [[Awakening Wood]] and [[Perplexing Pool]], the debt lowered to a small amount. In the end, Olimar and Louie were able to pay the debt. Olimar blasted off the planet, but noticed that he somehow left Louie behind, but at too late a time to go back and rescue Louie immediately. | ||