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PIKMIN: THE QUEST FOR GOD PIKMIN There are Pikmin with special powers, very special powers that are buried deep underground. Can you find them all?
Chapter 1: the discovery Omilar and Louie were back on Hoctocate, hard at work snoring in their chairs. The president called them over the P.A. “GET UP YOU LAZY @#%^4&*S!” Omilar and Louie sat bolt upright in their chairs. “Omilar!” Louie screamed. “There’s a ghost that knows swear words in the computer!” “No, it’s just the president, which is either worse or better.” Omilar said. “We’ve gotten reports of god Pikmin. I want you two to get back to that planet and see if the rumors are true.” “Well,” Omilar said. “This should be interesting. Especially with the fact that there’s probably more Pikmin and beasts.” “JUST GET YOUR BUTTS OUT THERE!” “Yes ma’am!” Louie said. “LOUIE, WHEN YOU GET BACK I AM GOING TO….” The president screamed until Omilar dragged Louie out the door. “Okay, Louie, you take the S.S. Angel…” “What!!” “-While I’ll go with the S.S. Dolphin.” Omilar finished. The S.S. Angel shot a claw out and dragged Louie inside while Omilar climbed inside the S.S. Dolphin. Omilar could hear Louie swearing angrily over the radio. “Take off.” Omilar ordered. They took off.
Chapter 2: the planet Omilar landed and stepped out. He saw the S.S. Angel land. The door flew open and Louie ran out. He ran into a stone and proceeded to run around the clearing screaming “Freedom!” There were all the Pikmin onions in the clearing. Omilar stepped under the light and got out 50 of 3999 red Pikmin. He explored around with Louie and found 5 dwarf bulborbs. He and got 15 more Pikmin from them. He had the S.S. Dolphin draw a map of the region. (It’s on the next page) Omilar and Louie got all their Pikmin and went to Nitrogen Pit. It had poison and toxic waste hazards. Omilar went off to try and find some whites while Louie dealed with the Boulder Bulborbs. (See Pikmin report.) He got 15 Pikmin from them. Omilar found a white onion. He wasn’t surprised. He had known that sooner or later he had to find white and purple onions. What surprised him was the little pool of green sludge. The S.S. Dolphin analyzed it and said that it was toxic waste. Omilar scouted around until he found a green onion. Out popped a Pikmin seed. Omilar plucked it and out came a green Pikmin that had sludge instead of sweat. Omilar threw it in the pool and it didn’t die! Then Omilar noticed the shiny thing in the pool. It weighed so much that one Pikmin wasn’t going to do it. Then Omilar noticed the moving heaps in the pool. He threw his one green Pikmin at it and the Pikmin killed it. The Pikmin took it back to the onion and got 5 Pikmin seeds which he rapidly plucked out. Then he had the green Pikmin capture a live specimen. He had them take it to the S.S. Angel. Thankfully Louie must have turned off the ship’s speaking program, or else the ship would be complaining till the end of the world. Meanwhile, Louie was exploring around. He found some dwarf bulborbs and a bulborb and . He was about to take them back to the onion when Omilar showed up with 6 little green Pikmin. “Thanks for killing these for me,” Omilar said. “We really need more green Pikmin. They’re immune to the toxic waste!” Omilar took the Pikmin with the beasts back to the onion and got about 15 green Pikmin. Then with 21 Pikmin, he dragged out the treasure and took it to the S.S. Dolphin. “This treasure is immune to the Toxic waste,” It said. “If I combine it with your spacesuits I can make them immune to the toxic waste. Processing… processing…complete!” Omilar and Louie took all their Pikmin and the pod from the S.S. Dolphin and went down into Nitrogen Pit. Sublevel 1: “Man, its dark down here.” Louie said to Omilar as they were walking. “I can’t see a- AHHHHH!” A fire geyser had erupted in front of Louie. “Ship, please contact the S.S. Angel and tell it to transport that treasure that makes everything brighter here.” A few minutes later, they could see around them. “Louie, take the whites and greens back to the ship while I go forward with the reds. Ship, why are there fire geysers if there’s not a fire hazard?” “It’s not the earth making the fire.” The ship said. Omilar had the reds attack a geyser. The earth around it started trembling. A strange kind of bulborb burst up through the ground. It had the geyser on its back. It roared and breathed fire at the Pikmin. They were red Pikmin, so the fire didn’t affect them. Omilar started throwing Pikmin like crazy. They started to attack the bulborb. One got thrown off and landed on another geyser. “Uh oh.” Omilar said. Soon the whole colony of them was up. The bulborbs attacked as a group. The red Pikmin would kill one, but then another one would attack. Although Pikmin were steadily lost, more bulborbs were lost than Pikmin. Eventually there was one huge geyser left. It was blocking the exit. “Well, here goes.” Omilar said. He threw a Pikmin on the geyser. A giant fiery bulblax with the geyser on it’s back burst from the ground. The red Pikmin eventually defeated it. A treasure was in the bulblax’s body. FLAME EMITTER-2089 POKOS Omilar went with the Pikmin to the next sublevel. Sublevel 2: This sublevel was mostly toxic waste. Omilar took all the greens and went down into the sludge. He looked around until he found a treasure. There were a lot of eggs around. “Hmmm. Why are those eggs here?” Omilar wondered. He got his Pikmin to haul a treasure back to the ship. LEADER MONUMENT-1000 POKOS Then one of the eggs started quaking. A smoky progg came out! Omilar knew that it’s only weak point was it’s head. He threw green Pikmin on its head. The progg was defeated eventually by Omilar’s green Pikmin. That was no surprise, since the smoky progg’s only defense was its trail of deadly slime, which the green Pikmin are immune to. Omilar broke all the remaining eggs and found a few smoky progg and 1 treasure. PROGG PEARL-3000 POKOS Omilar took all the Pikmin to the next sublevel. Sublevel 3(FINAL FLOOR!!): Omilar had a bad feeling about the giant slime cocoon in the center of the room. He and Louie left all their Pikmin and punched the cocoon. CRACK “Did you say some thing?” Omilar asked Louie. CRACK “No, did you?” CRAAAACKRRROAARRRR! It was an emperor progg! “AHHHHH!!” cried Louie and Omilar simultaneously. Louie ran around in circles. Omilar ran to get the Pikmin. He had noticed that the progg had lost its slime trail. “AH! AH! AHHHH!” cried Louie as he ran around in circles. “Take this, you ex-slimy beast!” Omilar shouted as he threw Pikmin at the progg. ROOOOAAARRR! (Flamethrower sound) Omilar dragged the whites and greens out of the way just in time! The progg let loose a torrent of fire! The reds were not affected and continued to attack the progg. SKKWISSSHH The progg tried to let loose its slime, but the reds were already off and the greens were already on. The progg shook them off and slashed them. SWISH! SWISH! AHHHHH! The claws slashed through Pikmin easily. But Omilar threw Pikmin from behind! ROOARRRRRBLEH the progg keeled over. And out came the EMPORER PEARL-5000 POKOS! “Louie, you can stop running around in circles now.” Omilar said. “A little help would be nice.” Louie said from the bottom of a deep circle-shaped hole. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Omilar laughed until he passed out. The Pikmin took him to a geyser and rode it with him to the surface. Louie was slapping his helmet. “What’s wrong?” asked Omilar. “End of day music.” Louie said. “Maybe this is better.” Said Omilar as he pushed a button. “I love you…you love me…we’re all one big happy family…” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Screamed Louie. Omilar turned it off.
END OF DAY 11,089 POKOS EARNED 3 NEW PIKLOPEDIA ENTRIES: Fire Geyser Bulborb Oculus ignitus russus Grub dog family This species of bulborb has developed a mound on its back that it forcibly expels fire through. It incinerates its waste the same way.
First, cut off the eye stalks. Throw them in a pan and boil with cheese for 10-15 minutes. Then, carefully scrape off the mound (which is made mostly of rock and dirt) and clean out any waste that happens to be around or in it. Remove the fire glands and put on a platter for later. Roast in a large oven at 500 degrees until lightly roasted. Take the eye stalks out of the pan, wrap them in a tortilla, insert the fire glands, and aha! You have now made a main course, and a delicious spicy appetizer!
Fire Geyser Bulblax Oculus ignitus volcanus Grub dog family This is a mature form of the fire geyser bulborb, except with a bigger mound and a hotter stream of fire.
Repeat steps for fire geyser bulborb, but use a bigger pan and oven. The eye stalk spicy tortilla can now be presented as an entrée.
Emperor Progg Proggus supremeus Progg family The mature form of the smoky progg. Can breathe fire and, although it has lost its slime trail, can make the toxic slime encase itself like a cocoon and use it to attack attacking Pikmin.
The slimy texture of a progg is perfect for soup. Remove fire producing glands and the pearl from its chest. Repeat the steps for an eye stalk spicy tortilla, minus the eye stalks, of course. Bake the progg itself for 10 minutes. Then chop it up and put in soup. It makes a lovely entrée and appetizer. The pearl can not only be sold for a very high price, but it makes a lovely centerpiece. Omilar woke up and roused Louie. He took 60 out of 4000 blue Pikmin and explored the pond with the cave. The cave was FIRE HOLE and had a fire hazard. Louie was walking around when he found a silver onion. “Omilar, come quick!” he shouted. Omilar was there in the blink of an eye. He pulled the silver seed out of the ground and out came silver Pikmin. “Time to see what you do.” Omilar said as he threw it into the water. It transformed into a small boat! Omilar threw one of the blue Pikmin on it. The silver Pikmin in boat form could take Pikmin across water! “Louie, we’ve made a super discovery!” he took the silver Pikmin to fight a dwarf red bulborb. It got eaten. But then a silver blade sliced through the creature’s heart. The silver Pikmin had sawed its way out! Omilar had it take the bulborb to the onion. It produced 5 seeds. Omilar plucked them and went to find something to fight. He came back with a creeping chrysanthemum’s head and a plan thingy. The Pikmin took it to their onion and went over to some water with 10 new Pikmin. They all melded together and formed a big boat. Omilar had Louie run back and exchange the blues for reds. He came back and saw all the reds board the boat. Omilar lead them over to the cave and looked back at Louie, who was staring with his mouth open. “You coming?” he called. Sublevel 1: this room was nearly covered with fire geysers. Omilar had the red Pikmin attack the geysers. Some were actual geysers, but most were fire geyser bulborbs. There were two fire geyser bulblaxes. There were buried treasures, but, thankfully, the silver Pikmin could dig them up. SKELETEL STRUCTURE-950 POKOS, CRATER CREATOR-690 POKOS. Omilar went to the next sublevel. Sublevel 2: bulborbs and fiery blowhogs and fire geyser bulborbs, oh my! Yup, all things fire is here. Fiery bulblaxes check. Fire dweevils check. Omilar barely got past this one. He got the only treasure, too. FIRE MAKER-760 POKOS. Sublevel 3(final floor!): Omilar looked out at the sandy battlefield and saw a pair of eyestalks with pure red pupils that seemed to burn. He went out with his red Pikmin and tapped them. HHHAAHHHROOOARR! A giant emperor bulblax burst out of the ground! But like a fiery bulblax, it was on fire! Omilar threw red Pikmin as fast as possible at its face. It was almost dead when it jumped and crushed some of the Pikmin! The rest of the Pikmin defeated it and got the treasure. COURAGE ELBUM EXTREME-4000 POKOS. Omilar took the Pikmin out of the cave. When they were out of the cave, Omilar got all the Pikmin to the other side of the lake and had Louie exchange all the reds for blues. He then searched around for treasures in the water. Louie took the silver Pikmin and went exploring. He found a group of leaf skitters and . He got 10 more silver Pikmin out of them. He noticed several seeds on the ground and tried to make more Pikmin with them. It didn’t work. Then he found out that they weren’t treasures. He found a pile of leaves and brushed them aside. He found a bright green Pikmin onion. Out came a bright green Pikmin seeds. “Omilar will make me classify these later, and it’ll be really annoying to write down ‘bright green Pikmin’ a lot, so I’ll call them B. green Pikmin.” Louie said to himself. “Good thinking.” Omilar said as he came into the clearing. He plucked the seed out of the ground and out came a B. green Pikmin. He threw it at a seed and the seed grew into a flower. “Cool! Those Pikmin make flowers grow!” Louie said. “And they have seeds on their heads!” Omilar used the B. green Pikmin to make a lot of flowers. Then he used the flowers to make 20 more B. green Pikmin. Then he went over to the pond near the clearing and saw the big man-at-legs. Except this one was blue and had two bulges on it. “What the heck is this thing?” Omilar said. “I don’t know, but it looks bad.” Louie said. “Thank you captain obvious.” “You know, I think that you should go back to the onions and get a lot of blue pikmin.” “Already did.” “Then what are you waiting for?” “For you to go and touch it.” Louie went and touched it. It rose out of its hole thingy and dropped its two bulges. The bulges were tiny submarines, which seemed to count as part of the creature’s life force. The creature got out a machine gun and started firing. BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! Omilar threw pikmin on it like crazy! Louie hunted the submarines down and . He found out that they were actually small creatures that had tails that twirled rapidly to look like propellers. It looked like they were also bonded with machinery. Meanwhile, Omilar had almost finished beating the creature. In its final moments, the creature gave one last salute to the world. BLAM! Went his gun, just like the dieing soldier giving one last salute to his commander. Omilar had the pikmin take the creatures back to the ship. The creature also gave them a treasure: SUBMARINE-5000 POKOS. The S.S. Dolphin told them that the submarine would let them explore deeper waters. Omilar and Louie retired dreaming about the next cave they were going to encounter.
END OF DAY 10,450 POKOS EARNED OUT OF 21,539 POKOS TOTAL 3 NEW PIKLOPEDIA ENTRIES
Fiery Emperor Bulblax Oculus Volcanus Supremeus Grub Dog family An evolved version of the Emperor Bulblax, although it is believed that it is the cross-breed gotten by breeding an Emperor Bulblax and a Fiery Bulblax. This theory would explain the similar body structure to both species.
Remember those spicy eye stalk tortillas you made? Well, make em’ again, although the eye stalks will make it spicy anyway, so you don’t have to use the fire glands. For the body, carefully remove every grain of sand that might be there from periods of time spent buried in the ground. Cut off feet, rock-hard back, and wrap in a tortilla for a treat.
Watery Man-at-Legs
Pseudoarachnia Sus Navaronia
Arachnorb family
The Man-at-Legs has adapted to its environment. It has turned blue for camouflage and its young are shaped like submarines. There were some worries about the original species becoming extinct, but a team of explorers found one. It nearly , too. The theory about why the Man-at-Legs adapted to water is this: the Man-at-Legs habitat became flooded. Man-at-Legs can be in water, but not completely in it, so it has developed pockets for air, latches for covering the smokestacks on it, and, because it lost its machine gun, the males have missile launching tubes in the place of where the female has its young.
Slight metallic taste, but that can be avoided by separating the machinery from the beast. Chop up, cook for several minutes at 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Throw in some soup with Dwarf Bulborb chicken and some noodles for a weird attempt at chicken noodle soup. Remember to take out the missile launchers if any.
Watery Man-at-Legs larva Pseudoarachnia Sus Navaronia Bambinii Arachnorb family
It has two legs that twirl around at high speeds to move very fast, giving them the appearance of a propeller. Before growing its defenses, it has the ability to shoot explosive missiles from a tube above its head.
Repeat steps for Watery Man-at-Legs. Remember to take out missile launcher.
See? I'll work on it. Keep U posted!! Did I mention that you can advertise your forums here?
- This... is quite a surprise. I wouldn't have expected a Pikmin fiction here. Some nice ideas in there, even though I didn't read the entire text. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten anything; I almost chocked myself in the beginning.
- Well, this may have certain aspects of a fan site, but fictionous content shouldn't really be here. If you wish to continue anyways, then please post it on your userpage. You should register for that, but if you'd like to keep posting nontheless, than that would be a helpful anyway.
- And, no, please do not advertise any other forums here.--Prezintenden
But I wanted a place to "advertise" my pikmin wars thing. And I noticed you nearly "chocked" in the beginning. Was it really that funny? And i do beleive that I can "advertise" pikmin wars here, seince I am the creator of this page. And when I said that I will write this in 10 seconds it was just copy and then paste.67.38.27.116 18:02, 22 December 2007 (UTC)pikman04