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August 29, 2017

  • 18:3618:36, August 29, 2017 diff hist +157 N Notes:Swooping Snitchbug/heypikminCreated page with "Their atrophied wings force them to spend most of their time on land, but they do fly on occasion to steal Pikmin.<noinclude>{{metadata|hpenemy}}</noinclude>" current
  • 18:3518:35, August 29, 2017 diff hist +243 N Notes:Muggonfly/heypikminCreated page with "I notice it hates to let go of the seeds it collects. It must have more mouths to feed back at its nest. Oh, no... I just thought about my own children and made myself so sad..." current
  • 18:2818:28, August 29, 2017 diff hist +193 N Notes:Adult Centipare/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II says the matured ones travel far from home to find their mates. Love that asks so much effort is the most romantic, in my opinion.<noinclude>{{metadata|hpe..." current
  • 18:2618:26, August 29, 2017 diff hist +336 N Notes:Stony Flint Beetle/heypikminCreated page with "Its carapace is as hard as steel. It often uses its strong hind legs to push rocks, though it's not clear why. Is it hoarding them for some purpose? Watching it reminds me tha..." current
  • 18:2418:24, August 29, 2017 diff hist +252 N Notes:Centipare/heypikminCreated page with "It craves attention and control, as children do. Its back is tough enough to hold some weight without panicking. I envy it as far as that goes. The last time I tried to give m..." current
  • 18:2318:23, August 29, 2017 diff hist +333 N Notes:Emperor Bulblax/heypikminCreated page with "It usually hides underground but will pop out to strike at its prey. Anything that falls into its mouth gets swallowed, even bombs. Its mouth is so big, in fact, that I was wo..." current
  • 18:2118:21, August 29, 2017 diff hist +500 N Notes:Berserk Leech Hydroe/heypikminCreated page with "Normally, this is a harmless species of plant life. We only found out later that it grew vicious because the Sparklium Converter fell from the ship during our crash landing, f..." current
  • 18:1918:19, August 29, 2017 diff hist +368 N Notes:Leech Hydroe/heypikminCreated page with "Strictly speaking, this creature is only the part that takes over a plant to drain its nutrients. Its host must then wander around to find more food. What a shock to see this..." current
  • 18:1618:16, August 29, 2017 diff hist +265 N Notes:Training Rocket/heypikminCreated page with "It looks like someone built a tribute to the small training ships they give you in piloting school. Mine was past its prime and had engine trouble, but I wouldn't have traded..." current
  • 18:1418:14, August 29, 2017 diff hist +226 N Notes:Ever-Night Windows/heypikminCreated page with "When looking through these windows, the bright sky turned to dark night. The Pikmin nearby cried out in fright! Maybe it was that there weren't any stars in the sky—scary in..." current
  • 18:1318:13, August 29, 2017 diff hist +278 N Notes:Tangerine Paste/heypikminCreated page with "Wonderful news! I found a tube filled with tangerines, my favorite fruit, compressed into a juicy paste! But I only got a taste before the S.S. Dolphin II rushed in to tell me..." current
  • 18:1218:12, August 29, 2017 diff hist +273 N Notes:Teeny Power Plant/heypikminCreated page with "How did they shrink a gigantic power plant down to such a tiny size? What a feat of engineering! It reminds me of my first date with my wife. When I ran low on talk, she kept..." current
  • 18:1018:10, August 29, 2017 diff hist +434 N Notes:Tempting Vision/heypikminCreated page with "If the image on this storage medium is anything to go by, there's quite an exciting story contained inside. Giant octopi, fire-breating dogs... Oh! And is that a Hocotate spac..." current
  • 18:0818:08, August 29, 2017 diff hist +279 N Notes:Authoritative Obelisk/heypikminCreated page with "The metal plating really adds to the sense of authority this stone gives off. In fact, it's trying a little too hard. Put on as good a show as you want—if you can't back it..." current
  • 18:0618:06, August 29, 2017 diff hist +394 N Notes:Stuck Compass/heypikminCreated page with "Sometimes when I take the Pikmin exploring, one or two of them don't come back even when I whistle for them. If it still worked, this could be just the thing to help them with..." current
  • 18:0418:04, August 29, 2017 diff hist +393 N Notes:Tandem Sword/heypikminCreated page with "This ancient weapon required two soldiers to operate. They would maneuver it around an enemy then run swiftly toward each other to bring the deadly blades together. Urk... I'm..." current
  • 18:0218:02, August 29, 2017 diff hist +236 N Notes:Thoroughbred Statue/heypikminCreated page with "What a striking silhouette! I hope I can be noteworthy enough someday that someone sculpts a statue of me. That sounds unlikely, now that I say it out loud, but a man should h..." current
  • 18:0118:01, August 29, 2017 diff hist +220 N Notes:Classical Sculpture/heypikminCreated page with "This majestic statue reminds me a good deal of my wife. Calm, elegant, solemn, and capable of great kindness... Hmm. What in the world did a woman like that see in me anyway?<..." current
  • 17:5917:59, August 29, 2017 diff hist +411 N Notes:Parting Tape/heypikminCreated page with "When two people part, the one leaving gives the other this tape. Both hold on to it as the distance between them increases. The one left behind spools it back up to listen to..." current
  • 17:5817:58, August 29, 2017 diff hist +386 N Notes:Star-Beaten Jewel/heypikminCreated page with "We believe that this was beaten into its unique shape by a meteor shower. Come to think of it, meteor showers are the reason I crash-landed here to find it. Maybe that's what..." current
  • 17:5617:56, August 29, 2017 diff hist +430 N Notes:Flauntulent Bauble/heypikminCreated page with "Its yellow sheen screams "quality," or at least "expensive." Someone definitely spent a lot of money on this spaceship part. Putting this on the S.S. Dolphin II will make it e..." current
  • 17:5417:54, August 29, 2017 diff hist +237 N Notes:Dual Wheeler/heypikminCreated page with "This must be a two-wheel vehicle. Or half of a full one. It does remind me of riding along with my dear wife—just the two of us, singing a song, happy together. Much like be..." current
  • 17:5217:52, August 29, 2017 diff hist +258 N Notes:Automatic Fortune-Teller/heypikminCreated page with "Whenever my wife has a problem, she consults her fortune. They say things like, "When things are abundant, you must prepare for the lean times." I'm still trying to figure out..." current
  • 17:5117:51, August 29, 2017 diff hist +268 N Notes:Anti-Routine Screen/heypikminCreated page with "There's very little to do on this planet. I amuse myself by pretending to be a Pikmin by climbing up into the Onion or burying myself in the dirt. It definitely breaks the mon..." current
  • 17:4617:46, August 29, 2017 diff hist +228 N Notes:Flysmacker/heypikminCreated page with "Its wide frame and solid construction make it perfect for smacking down pesky flies. Oh! Is an abundance of this tool the reason I haven't seen any normal-sized flies on this..." current
  • 17:4417:44, August 29, 2017 diff hist +425 N Notes:Self-Reflection Engine/heypikminCreated page with "When I'm alone and tired from exploring or listening to the S.S. Dolphin II, I close my eyes and remember Hocotate, or let my thoughts wander, or try to empty my mind entirely..." current
  • 17:4217:42, August 29, 2017 diff hist +245 N Notes:Sorcerer's Wand/heypikminCreated page with "I can feel the eldritch power in this tool meant to remove obstacles by the force of the user's will. It's fearsome to think about. I'd rather find a wand that would let me pe..." current
  • 17:4117:41, August 29, 2017 diff hist +264 N Notes:Unbelievable Spinner/heypikminCreated page with "My daughter gently shook me awake. In the other room, my wife was cooking a homemade breakfast. My son did his schoolwork between bites. Bulbie fetched the paper! Welcome, Pik..."
  • 17:4017:40, August 29, 2017 diff hist +247 N Notes:Instant Planetarium/heypikminCreated page with "Our sensors indicate that this machine can turn any room into a planetarium. If that's true, maybe it can re-create the blue skies of Hocotate! I know that's not what a planet..." current
  • 17:3917:39, August 29, 2017 diff hist +232 N Notes:Withdrawn Arm of Loneliness/heypikminCreated page with "After a few false starts, we identified this as a humanoid robot's left arm. It seems lonely unattached to the rest of his body. I wonder if my wife gets lonely when I'm not a..." current
  • 17:3717:37, August 29, 2017 diff hist +417 N Notes:Mood Slicer/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II tells me that this crafting device lets you cut things whenever you feel like it. So what if you don't feel like cutting things but have to anyway? Does it..." current
  • 17:3517:35, August 29, 2017 diff hist +227 N Notes:Museum-Quality Egg/heypikminCreated page with "I bet this is an artistic work made by an artist. I can't see inside, but I'm sure whatever it's filled with would turn the surface meaning on its head. That's how art usually..." current
  • 17:3417:34, August 29, 2017 diff hist +247 N Notes:Primitive Saw/heypikminCreated page with "This crude saw has seen a lot of use. Its blade is almost completely worn out. I've cut down my share of indigenous life on this planet...and though I didn't have a choice, I'..." current
  • 17:3317:33, August 29, 2017 diff hist +363 N Notes:Nostalgic Buckler/heypikminCreated page with "I know, because the S.S. Dolphin II keeps insisting, that this is a scale from an aquatic life-form indigenous to this planet. But what it really reminds me of is the shield I..." current
  • 17:3117:31, August 29, 2017 diff hist +241 N Notes:King's Sanctum/heypikminCreated page with "This was an extra-majestic room that an ancient king once lived in. What a fancy way to keep out the world! But the S.S. Dolphin II said that's the same thing as a cage. Way t..." current

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  • 12:1212:12, August 20, 2017 diff hist +199 N Notes:Stuffed Bellbloom/heypikminCreated page with "Its body is stuffed with seeds to keep it going through the winter. It might drop a few if you hit it, but it might also drop something stuffed with energy!<noinclude>{{metada..." current
  • 12:1212:12, August 20, 2017 diff hist +256 N Notes:Clicking Slurker/heypikminCreated page with "The warm air trapped within its body keeps it floating. From the air, it drops its long tongue to catch its prey. On a totally unrelated note: Why the feather on its head? Is..." current
  • 12:0612:06, August 20, 2017 diff hist +337 N Notes:Ornamental Cycle/heypikminCreated page with "I returned to the landing site after today's exlporation and found the Pikmin clearing weeds and pulling up stones! Their diligence is a constant surprise. Maybe I'm just a go..."
  • 12:0512:05, August 20, 2017 diff hist +382 N Notes:Apotheosis of Balance/heypikminCreated page with "I've always been careful when it comes to balance. Work and life, dinner and dessert... If you don't give each side its due, everything falls apart. But even I've never achiev..." current
  • 12:0312:03, August 20, 2017 diff hist +426 N Notes:Sunset Engine/heypikminCreated page with "What would I be doing right now if I hadn't crash-landed here? Would I be better off on Hocotate than on this planet today? Am I missed? Is it really so important that I get h..." current
  • 12:0112:01, August 20, 2017 diff hist +226 N Notes:Starship Bones/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II seemed reluctant to talk about this for some reason. My theory: it's a spaceship skeleton. I dropped the subject so as not to make the Dolphin II uncomfort..." current
  • 12:0112:01, August 20, 2017 diff hist +390 N Notes:Single's Seesaw/heypikminCreated page with "Before, to build your leg muscles on a seesaw, you really needed a trainer or partner. But with this spring-loaded device, you can tone those trunks all on your own! It's so r..." current
  • 11:5911:59, August 20, 2017 diff hist +379 N Notes:Distortion Chamber/heypikminCreated page with "As I entered this metal structure, I was greeted with a version of myself as a much thinner man! But it was just a trick of the light. A lot of people, myself included, have a..." current
  • 11:5711:57, August 20, 2017 diff hist +425 N Notes:Herbivore Molars/heypikminCreated page with "What a find! This should rock the field of xenoarchaeology to its core! Everyone thinks of dinosaurs as vicious predators, but these teeth clearly indicate a plant-eating crea..." current
  • 11:5611:56, August 20, 2017 diff hist +219 N Notes:Humor Implant/heypikminCreated page with "When the S.S. Dolphin II saw these, it begged me to attach them so it could learn how to be funny. I thought the idea that it could wear them at all was already a good joke.<n..." current
  • 11:5511:55, August 20, 2017 diff hist +370 N Notes:Fond-o-Sphere/heypikminCreated page with "This crystal sphere contains an object that emits an energy that makes affections grow. I don't need it at all because I always love my family more the farther away I am. Oh,..." current
  • 11:5311:53, August 20, 2017 diff hist +401 N Notes:Scoot-Over Bench/heypikminCreated page with "According to the S.S. Dolphin II, this is the head of an oversized musical instrument. But I've done enough sitting around to know a bench when I see one! It's the perfect siz..." current
  • 11:5211:52, August 20, 2017 diff hist +359 N Notes:Frozen Stranger/heypikminCreated page with "It's uncertain what this object is, but the S.S. Dolphin II claims that this is a monster, caught in a bubble, who was imprisoned for scaring naughty children. But my own asse..." current
  • 11:5011:50, August 20, 2017 diff hist +405 N Notes:Sunset Projector/heypikminCreated page with "Is the S.S. Dolphin II right? Is this really an artificial sun?! Whatever made this must have been quite advanced, even if it does only manage the intensity of a sunset. I wou..." current
  • 11:4911:49, August 20, 2017 diff hist +255 N Notes:Stoic Head/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II says this is a robot's head. It tried to initiate a conversation. "If I can activate it," the Dolphin II explained later, "maybe it will love me." S.S. Dol..." current
  • 11:4811:48, August 20, 2017 diff hist +211 N Notes:Scallop Spring/heypikminCreated page with "The clickety-clack sound this makes when the Pikmin jump on it sets my heart dancing. I also like the color. If it was an animal, I believe it would make a good pet.<noinclude..." current
  • 11:4711:47, August 20, 2017 diff hist +235 N Notes:Scoreless Dartboard/heypikminCreated page with "Darts was one of many things I tried to impress women when I was young. I got pretty good and hit the bull's-eye on my wife's heart. Unlike darts, love never ends. You have to..." current
  • 11:4611:46, August 20, 2017 diff hist +229 N Notes:Shimmering Skull/heypikminCreated page with ""Most bones look alike, but this was clearly a handsome man's skull. You can tell by the way it shines!" I think the S.S. Dolphin II is reading too much into the Sparklium it..." current
  • 11:4511:45, August 20, 2017 diff hist +401 N Notes:Creativity Stimulator/heypikminCreated page with "This prototype artificial sun barely emits more light than a candle. It's a nice thought, but whatever on this planet invented it clearly had a long way to go with the idea. T..." current
  • 11:4311:43, August 20, 2017 diff hist +456 N Notes:Enduring Partnership/heypikminCreated page with "Retrieving this object from its perch amid blazing fire was especially tricky. I almost sweated through my suit, and a couple of the S.S. Dolphin II's circuit boards were near..." current
  • 11:4211:42, August 20, 2017 diff hist +398 N Notes:Extended Hand of Friendship/heypikminCreated page with "This turned out to be a humanoid robot's right arm. The S.S. Dolphin II asked, "Am I doing my part as your right hand, Captain Olimar?" I had to think about this. The S.S. Dol..." current
  • 11:4011:40, August 20, 2017 diff hist +324 N Notes:Deluxe Something-or-Other/heypikminCreated page with "At first I thought this was an antenna, one that was really powerful. And then I thought it was a bathtub built for maximum luxury! Then the S.S. Dolphin II chirped up and sai..." current
  • 11:3811:38, August 20, 2017 diff hist +235 N Notes:Tiny Jumbo Jet/heypikminCreated page with "I'm not easily surprised, but this one bowled me over! The passenger seating proves that this planet was host to people smaller than I am! I must be very careful where I walk..." current
  • 11:3711:37, August 20, 2017 diff hist +229 N Notes:Vacated Baby Buggy/heypikminCreated page with "Whether an empty baby buggy is a sad sight or a happy one is a matter of perspective. Some people's minds go to a dark place at once, but I see it and am glad my children are..." current
  • 11:3611:36, August 20, 2017 diff hist +239 N Notes:Altitudinal Unlimiter/heypikminCreated page with "Throwing Winged Pikmin put a spring in my step, so I was very excited to find this device that makes me jump higher. I hopped on immediately and have no regrets, apart from th..." current
  • 11:3511:35, August 20, 2017 diff hist +371 N Notes:Menacing Crusher/heypikminCreated page with "We found this object in a place with very heavy rainfall. Some flying jellyfish and bloated frogs tried to stop us from picking it up. Do these creatures have an affinity for..." current
  • 11:3411:34, August 20, 2017 diff hist +380 N Notes:Personal Odor Shield/heypikminCreated page with "I recognized this before the S.S. Dolphin II told me what it was! My wife and I used to wear something very similar when we would change our son's diapers. I wonder what this..." current
  • 11:3211:32, August 20, 2017 diff hist +269 N Notes:Probable Teapot/heypikminCreated page with "This seemed like a stately monument, but then I cracked open its lid and I caught a whiff of...what? It was very fleeting—maybe tea. My theory is that it's a teapot with two..." current
  • 11:2711:27, August 20, 2017 diff hist +377 N Notes:Ominous Vault/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II claims it's a harmless washing machine with a timer feature, but I think it looks more dangerous and sinister than that. That giant dial... Those impenetra..." current
  • 11:2511:25, August 20, 2017 diff hist +406 N Notes:Sloshy Nostalgia/heypikminCreated page with "I'm not sure what this contains, but I think it's 100% pure nostalgia in liquid form. The animal on the picture seems to long for bygone days, though it's looking forward to b..." current
  • 11:2311:23, August 20, 2017 diff hist +257 N Notes:Zappy Safe/heypikminCreated page with "This is clearly a high-security safe that contains a massive pile of money. I got a huge shock when I tried twisting its two dials! And no, I didn't do it to grab the cash. It..." current
  • 11:2211:22, August 20, 2017 diff hist +212 N Notes:Distinguished Speaker/heypikminCreated page with "The S.S. Dolphin II went on and on about how this device could go on and on. If I had the power for it, I'd lock the two of them in a room together and hold a debate.<noinclud..." current
  • 11:2111:21, August 20, 2017 diff hist +217 N Notes:Sonic Relaxant/heypikminCreated page with "The sounds on this tape play in a soothing order, which helps me get some rest when the chirping of the Pikmin or the strange noises from outside prevent me from sleeping.<noi..." current
  • 11:2011:20, August 20, 2017 diff hist +397 N Notes:Silence Breaker/heypikminCreated page with "I'm a quiet man. I don't like too much fuss. But sometimes I get the urge to change that about myself. I went to an office party where they had these and tried one, and it was..." current
  • 11:1911:19, August 20, 2017 diff hist +270 N Notes:Bond Impressor/heypikminCreated page with "My daughter caught a snake once and was so thrilled, but my wife and son hated the thing. I promised I'd let it go, but secretly I helped keep it in the garage. That was the f..." current
  • 11:1811:18, August 20, 2017 diff hist +258 N Notes:Almighty Ruiner/heypikminCreated page with "Our president is a titan of business who can cause a lot of havoc, but even he's nothing compared to this device. It crushes, bends, cuts, and pulverizes—a flexible weapon o..." current
  • 11:1711:17, August 20, 2017 diff hist +438 N Notes:Life-Form Prototype/heypikminCreated page with "This prototype for a robotic life-form resists attempts by the S.S. Dolphin II to read its mind. Maybe when we get it back to Hocotate, we'll have better luck at getting at th..." current
  • 11:1511:15, August 20, 2017 diff hist +234 N Notes:Metamorphocistern/heypikminCreated page with "I once dreamed of being a movie star known for all sorts of roles. But really, I already play many roles: Hocotate Freight employee, husband, father, and on my best days, mast..." current
  • 11:1311:13, August 20, 2017 diff hist +234 N Notes:Whisper Broadcaster/heypikminCreated page with "This device is used to beam your deep secrets to trusted friends. It also has a dangerous setting: sharing gossip with everyone all the time! That really seems like the worst..." current
  • 11:1211:12, August 20, 2017 diff hist +375 N Notes:Lopsided Barbell/heypikminCreated page with "This exercise equipment is missing the weight from one of its ends, which makes it unfit for fitness. Each half of a pair is important to help things stay in balance. Just lik..." current
  • 11:1011:10, August 20, 2017 diff hist +269 N Notes:Un-Damaging Javelin/heypikminCreated page with "What a strange weapon this is. It helps repair, not destroy, things. Simply hurl it into the right part of an object, and it twists until the thing is fixed. Ah, if only all w..." current
  • 11:0811:08, August 20, 2017 diff hist +225 N Notes:Private Castle/heypikminCreated page with "It's shaped like a castle for one. Even without a courtyard or servants, a castle is still a castle. Only the greatest and most powerful people have them, after all. I want on..." current
  • 11:0711:07, August 20, 2017 diff hist +222 N Notes:Metal Bagel/heypikminCreated page with "Bagels are always nice when they're chewy, but I'd crack my teeth on this metal treat. Besides, whoever left this behind scraped off all the poppy seeds. People can be so mean..." current
  • 11:0611:06, August 20, 2017 diff hist +260 N Notes:One-Way Time Machine/heypikminCreated page with "This machine lets you skip forward directly to the time of your choosing. It sounds familiar—did we have anything like it on Hocotate? I should set my alarm and get some sle..." current
  • 11:0511:05, August 20, 2017 diff hist +378 N Notes:Well-Loved Gauge/heypikminCreated page with "Today, I explored a cave covered in sparkling crystals, but I noticed they didn't radiate any kind of energy. There must be no connection between their appearance and Sparkliu..." current
  • 11:0311:03, August 20, 2017 diff hist +425 N Notes:Royal Suite/heypikminCreated page with "Once, I got to my daughter's birthday party late. She took the present and told me the party was over already, but there would be a makeup one tomorrow. I had to buy a second..." current
  • 11:0111:01, August 20, 2017 diff hist +416 N Notes:Value Band/heypikminCreated page with "As I stare at this gem's crisp edges and pleasing gleam, I muse on what value it must have represented to its native owner. A business gift? A type of currency? A precious hei..." current
  • 10:5910:59, August 20, 2017 diff hist +343 N Notes:Manifested Time Container/heypikminCreated page with "I knew that light could be a particle, but the advanced technology of this civilization has broken time into particles as well. I don't know how the science of it works, and f..." current
  • 10:5810:58, August 20, 2017 diff hist +424 N Notes:Gigaton Bag/heypikminCreated page with "In my first week at Hocotate Freight, the president asked me to deliver a heavy satchel. When I arrived at my destination, to my surprise, my wife was there to receive it. It..." current
  • 10:5410:54, August 20, 2017 diff hist +416 N Notes:Numerical Monument/heypikminCreated page with "I read a magazine article on Hocotate once that said the number of planets and species in the universe had been determined. But no one knew about Pikmin before me, so now I wo..." current
  • 10:5210:52, August 20, 2017 diff hist +393 N Notes:Cheer-o-Sphere/heypikminCreated page with "This crystal sphere contains an object that emits joy. As I report this, however, I doubt that it works. I miss my family back home, and I'm alone with these...with these... T..." current
  • 10:5010:50, August 20, 2017 diff hist +387 N Notes:Snack Vault/heypikminCreated page with "This canister looks chock-full of sweet treats. The S.S. Dolphin II doesn't like me going near it. Does the ship actually think that I'm going to raid the canister for all of..." current
  • 10:4810:48, August 20, 2017 diff hist +260 N Notes:Grown-Up Dynamo/heypikminCreated page with "This might have once been a little cell but has grown into a plump dynamo. Remarkable! It makes me think of growing older—though I hope that when I'm our president's age, I'..." current
  • 10:4710:47, August 20, 2017 diff hist +385 N Notes:Giant Rodent Skull/heypikminCreated page with "My first impression was that this was a vehicle of some sort, but the S.S. Dolphin II claims that it was once a mouse. I can almost see it: the cranial ridge, the extended jaw..." current
  • 10:4510:45, August 20, 2017 diff hist +267 N Notes:Everyday Cell/heypikminCreated page with "Everyone wants to be loved by the whole world, but to do that, you have to be as ordinary and dull as this small, everyday thing. All I need is the love of my family, who stic..." current
  • 10:4310:43, August 20, 2017 diff hist +417 N Notes:Conformity Enhancers/heypikminCreated page with "Each type of Pikmin is unique. Some love heights, some thrive in high heat, but they all have their special qualities. Compared to them, I seem very bland and unremarkable. Th..." current
  • 10:4010:40, August 20, 2017 diff hist +395 N Notes:Twisty Pick/heypikminCreated page with "My daughter said she wanted to be treated like her mom, so I got her a fancy dress. She said, "No, like MOM!" so I bought her a toy car to drive. She threw a fit. I couldn't t..." current
  • 10:3710:37, August 20, 2017 diff hist +255 N Notes:Greed-o-Sphere/heypikminCreated page with "This crystal sphere contains an object that emits energy that will awaken one's greed. It seems to have no effect on me, however. I fear what would happen if it came anywhere..." current
  • 10:3510:35, August 20, 2017 diff hist +241 N Notes:Hairy Serpent Fossil/heypikminCreated page with "The remains of a serpentine creature with the hair still intact. My wife always cautioned me against letting my hair end up like the president's: "Caring for what you have kee..." current
  • 10:2410:24, August 20, 2017 diff hist +269 N Notes:Handy Hand/heypikminCreated page with "I'm not sure I believe the S.S. Dolphin II that this thing has hundreds of uses. It's just a bizarre metal hand on a stick! But my son calls his favorite snack his "medicine,"..." current
  • 10:2310:23, August 20, 2017 diff hist +408 N Notes:Evidence Pulverizer/heypikminCreated page with "There are so many embarrassing memories: calling my teacher "Mom," sending a mushy note to the president instead of my wife, locking myself out of the S.S. Dolphin II, and on..." current
  • 10:2010:20, August 20, 2017 diff hist +227 N Notes:Work-Life Imbalancer/heypikminCreated page with "This beach chair was designed to help people stay in constant communication with their bosses. But what kind of vacation is that? I'm not sure this planet ever had intelligent..." current
  • 10:1910:19, August 20, 2017 diff hist +260 N Notes:Unstrung Racket/heypikminCreated page with "I've never found a tennis racket inside an indigenous creature before. It's heavy, but I can still swing it. Maybe I'll bring it back with me to teach my son to play. Though I..." current
  • 10:1610:16, August 20, 2017 diff hist +394 N Notes:Attitude Adjuster/heypikminCreated page with "Sometimes my darling wife will get cross with me for no reason that I can figure out. My daughter does it, too. They tell me I ought to know what I did. I'm worried that they'..." current

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