User:PotatoMuncher/Pik-chaos: A Pikmin comic!
The page for my fanmade Pikmin “comic”/fanfiction/whatever you would call it idk
Episode 1: Onion Quest pt. 1
* A Red Pikmin walks through a dense tropical forest, seemingly searching for something.*
Red Pikmin: It’s been… what, four days? Since I lost my Onion. I haven’t had any luck finding a new one in this forest either. Maybe I should just give up…
* She spots a tricolor Onion floating across the sky.*
Red Pikmin: Aha! If I can make it over there safely, I’ll finally have an Onion again!
* The Red Pikmin sprints toward the Onion’s direction, until she is met with an obstacle: A huge lake.*
Red Pikmin: Oh, c’mon! Seriously? *sigh*, it’ll probably take forever to make my way around the lake…
* A voice is heard from the water.*
Mysterious Voice: Did ‘ya say you needed help crossing the lake?
Red Pikmin: What the…
* The source of the voice emerges from the murky lake. It’s a Blue Pikmin.*
Blue Pikmin: Hello! I’m a Blue Pikmin, and I can help you get across this lake!
Red Pikmin: Uhh…
* Blue Pikmin grabs Red Pikmin and throws her to the other side of the lake.*
Red Pikmin: Oh! Uh, thanks!
Blue Pikmin: Sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you!
* She dives underwater and re-emerges near the other shore.*
Blue Pikmin: Now, what were you sayin’?
Red Pikmin: I was just saying thank you.
Blue Pikmin: No prob! Uh, say, you… don’t happen to know if there’s an Onion nearby, do ‘ya?
Red Pikmin: Oh, I was just heading towards one I saw fly across the sky.
Blue Pikmin: Cool! Do you mind if I come along?
Red Pikmin: I don’t mind at all!
* The pair heads off into the wilderness.*
* The End.*
Episode 2: Onion Quest pt. 2
* Red Pikmin and Blue Pikmin wander through the marsh, when they are met with a tree stump. A drop of nectar glitters on top.*
Blue Pikmin: *gasp*, Red, look! It’s nectar! That can help us get to the Onion faster!
Red Pikmin: Uh, I… don’t think we can reach it.
Mysterious Voice: Oooo! Nectar!
Red Pikmin: Did you hear that?-
* A Yellow Pikmin leaps into the air and onto the stump.*
Yellow Pikmin: Mmm! Yummy nectar! Oh, hey! Do you two want some?
Blue Pikmin: That’d be nice!
* Yellow Pikmin pushes the nectar off the stump.*
Red Pikmin: Oh! Thanks!
Yellow Pikmin: Mhm, uh, if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go towards that Onion.
Blue Pikmin: Wait! We’re also tryna get to that Onion! Can you, uhm, show us the way?
Yellow Pikmin: …Sure!
* The three Pikmin start to run towards the Onion.*
Red Pikmin: Uh, guys? The sun is setting soon! We gotta get to the Onion ASAP!
* The End.*
Episode 3: Onion Quest pt. 3: The Final Trial
* The group finally slows to a stop. In front of them lies a sideways tire rim.*
Yellow Pikmin: Look! Over there!
* The Onion is landing just beyond the tire. The only thing standing between them and the Onion is… a… rock? Hm, now that can’t be right.*
Red Pikmin: Sweet! The Onion’s right across from us! We can just run over there!
* Red Pikmin starts to sprint across the inside of the tire rim.
Blue Pikmin: Wait, Red!
Red Pikmin: Huh?
* Ah, there’s the Emperor Bulblax. It burrows out of the ground with a deafening roar.*
Yellow Pikmin: Yikes! That’s quite the sizable creature!
Red Pikmin: Sorry!
Blue Pikmin: No, it’s okay. You couldn’t have known about the Emperor. I only know about them because one destroyed my Onion.
Red Pikmin: Soooo… What do we do about this thing?
Yellow Pikmin: Hm… Aha!
* Yellow Pikmin darts toward a nearby rock. The rock is glowing.*
Red Pikmin: What are you doing? You’re gonna get eaten!
Yellow Pikmin: No, no, just listen, if I can get the Bulblax to eat this rock, we can get to the Onion and take off!
Blue Pikmin: What is a rock gonna do?
Yellow Pikmin: This is no normal rock: it’s a bomb-rock! These little stones hold a great destructive power.
* The Emperor Bulblax opens its mouth and drags its tongue toward Yellow Pikmin.*
Red Pikmin: Watch out!
Yellow Pikmin: Hm?
* Red Pikmin pushes Yellow Pikmin out of the way of the Emperor Bulblax. Conveniently, the bomb-rock Yellow was holding was the only thing the Emperor ended up snagging.*
Red Pikmin: Everyone, run to the Onion!
* Right as they all reach the Onion, the Emperor Bulblax picks itself up and starts to march toward the Onion.*
* Everyone hops into the Onion.*
Blue Pikmin: Ugh, how do you make this thing take off?
* The Onion starts to lift off the ground and retract its legs.*
* Red Pikmin stares down at the Emperor, glad to have made it out alive.*
* The End.*
Episode 4: The P in Scornet Stands for Pest
* As the sun rises, the Onion gently lowers itself down to the Twilight River.*
Yellow Pikmin: Ahh, it’s morning again. What should we do today?
Uh, guys?
Red Pikmin: Blue is still asleep… BLUE! WAKE UP!
Blue Pikmin: IMAWAKE
Yellow Pikmin: What should we do today?
Blue Pikmin: Mmm, I don’t know… Maybe we should find something to eat?
Red Pikmin: Oh, that sounds nice.
Yellow Pikmin: Great! Let’s go do that!
* At noon:*
Yellow Pikmin: I’m glad we found something that could be carried by all three of us.
* Suddenly, a swarm of Scornets descends onto the Onion.*
Blue Pikmin: Oh no! They’re attacking the Onion!
* Red Pikmin throws a rock at one of the Scornets, but all it does is anger it.*
Red Pikmin: Uh oh.
Yellow Pikmin: Begone, you pests!
* She hurls a bomb-rock at the swarm.*
Blue Pikmin: WAIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-
* The Onion is destroyed, along with all of the Scornets.*
Red & Blue:…
WHY DID YOU DO THAT???
Yellow Pikmin: Sorry! I panicked!
Red Pikmin: Great, now we have to find a new Onion. Again.
Episode 5: Onion Quest, Again
* Red & Yellow start fighting.*
Blue Pikmin: Guys! We aren’t gonna find a new Onion, IF ALL YOU TWO ARE DOING IS GOING AT EACHOTHER’S THROATS!
Red & Yellow:…
Blue Pikmin: Listen, you can either come with me, or, you can stay here and get RIPPED APART BY THE RABID BULBORBS. Which one sounds better?
Red & Yellow: Going with you.
Blue Pikmin: I’m glad we all agree then. *sigh*, I heard what sounded like an Onion land somewhere over to the west of us. That might be our best clue.
* Red, Blue, and Yellow head to the west and begin the search.*
* The End.*
Episode 6: Hocotate Freight? Why Would I be Afraid of Hocotates?
* The trio of Pikmin reach some sort of small ledge, and hear someone arguing.*
Blue Pikmin: Is that… what I think it is?
Yellow Pikmin: It’s… an Onion. No, no, not just an Onion. Multiple Onions!
Red Pikmin: In our colors! Jackpot!
Arguing Voice 1: *sigh*, If it wasn’t for your carelessness, we would still have Pikmin! The Onions got so badly damaged they can’t even produce more!
Arguing Voice 2:…Sorry.
Arguing Voice 1: No, no, I should be one who’s sorry. Sorry for yelling at you. I just…
Arguing Voice 2:…Sorry.
Yellow Pikmin: I don’t think that conversation is going anywhere.
Mystery Voice 1: Huh? Louie, did you hear that?
Louie:…Pikmin.
Mystery Voice 1: Yeah, we need more of those.
Louie: No, Olimar. Pikmin. Over there.
Olimar: Oh! Hello there, little Pikmin!
Red Pikmin: Who are you.
Olimar: Oh, right. Ahem, my name is Captain Olimar, and I-
Louie: We work for a shipping company.
Olimar:…
Yes, that is our job, but we are here on this planet in particular to repay our company, Hocotate Freight,’s debt.
Blue Pikmin: What’s a debt?
Yellow Pikmin: I don’t know! Why would I know?
Blue Pikmin: Fair.
Red Pikmin: Aaanyway, we’re here because someone… BLEW UP OUR ONION.
Yellow Pikmin: I said sorry!
Blue Pikmin: As Red was saying, we would like to shelter in these Onions for the time being.
Olimar: Of course! We do need more Pikmin, after all.
Yellow Pikmin: Sweet!
* The End.*
Episode 7: Funky Spelunky
* Olimar, Louie, and the Pikmin wander over to a hole in the ground, with mist pouring out of it.*
Blue Pikmin: Oh my, thats looks…
Yellow Pikmin: Hazardous?
Red Pikmin: Deadly?
Blue Pikmin:…I was gonna say deep, but those all work aswell.
Olimar: *breathes*, Let’s hope this cave isn’t as dangerous as the last one…
* Olimar & Louie jump into the cave.*
Yellow Pikmin: Uh, are we supposed to do that too?
Blue Pikmin: I mean, I… guess?
Robotic Voice: Comin’ through!
* A red Research Capsule dives into the hole.*
Red Pikmin: Okayyyy… Are you all ready to go?
Blue & Yellow: Yep!
* All three jump into the hole.*
Yellow Pikmin: Agh! It’s so dark down here!
Red Pikmin: Well, yes, caves tend to be that way.
Blue Pikmin: Hey, wait a sec, where are Olimar and Louie?
Louie: Right behind you.
Blue Pikmin: Ah! Phew, sorry, you scared me.
* A strange-looking beetle with glowing eyes waddles into view.*
Olimar: Uh oh. Cover your ears!
Yellow Pikmin: Wait, I’m the only one that has those!
* The beetle sprints towards Olimar and kicks him, knocking him unconscious. Louie runs away in fear.*
Yellow Pikmin: What’s going on?
* The beetle grabs the unconscious Olimar by his radio antenna, and drags him down lower into the cave.*
All:…
What.
Red Pikmin: *sigh*, Whatever, let’s go get him back.
* The Pikmin descend further into the darkness.*
* The End.*
Episode 8: A "Friendly" Warning
* They end up in a dark, rusted floor. A faint laugh can be heard from somewhere in the cavern.*
Blue Pikmin: What… is that noise?
Yellow Pikmin: What noise?
Blue Pikmin: I… heard something. In the dark.
Red Pikmin: I think it was just your imagination.
Blue Pikmin: No, I swear that something was laughing.
* The laughing sound is heard again, this time closer.*
Red Pikmin: Nevermind, that was definitely real.
Yellow Pikmin: I’ll go investigate.
Blue Pikmin: Wait! I’ll go, too.
Red Pikmin: If you two are going, I’ll go aswell.
* Before the trio can even take one step, the laughing sound becomes louder than ever, and the source emerges from the abyss.*
* In front of them is a pair of Dwarf Bulborbs.*
Yellow Pikmin: Ah! Dwarf Bulborbs! Squish them!
Dwarf Bulborb 1: ‘Ay, hold on! We aren’t gonna hurt ‘ya.
Dwarf Bulborb 2: Unfortunately, we can’t really say the same ‘bout the others.
Blue Pikmin: Others? Who are the oth-
Dwarf Bulborb 1: Oh, shut it, #2, ‘ya can just say the Bulborbs.
Dwarf Bulborb 2: Well, Bulborbs aren’t the only thing in this cave, are they, #1?
Dwarf Bulborb 1: Agh, whatever! What I was tryna say is that the other creatures in this cave may not be so nice as to spare ‘ya.
Red Pikmin: Oh, really? I actually thought this was the “Sunshine & Rainbows” cave!
Yellow Pikmin: Don’t antagonize them! They’re trying to help us.
Red Pikmin: Psh, whatever.
Blue Pikmin: Thanks for the warning, even if we didn’t really need it…
Dwarf Bulborb 2: You’re welcome! Now, we gotta go do whatever Dwarf Bulborbs do. See ‘ya never, losers!
* The pair of Dwarf Bulborbs run back into the darkness.*
* The End.*
Episode 9: A New "Friend"
* On the next floor:*
* The next floor is much lighter.*
Red Pikmin: *sigh*, Some help those two were.
Blue Pikmin: Hey, atleast they were trying to be helpful, I guess?
Yellow Pikmin: Yeah, you don’t have to be so grumpy all the time- OW!
* A large metal pipe lays down sideways, blocking the way forward.*
Red Pikmin: Aaaaaaaaand that’s why you pay attention.
Blue Pikmin: Oh, it’s just a metal pipe. We can climb over this, right?
Yellow Pikmin: Uhhhh…
* A green insect sits on top of the pipe, holding a bomb-rock.*
Yellow Pikmin: I don’t know… That bug looks like its warning us…
Red Pikmin: Greaaaaat…
* Small footsteps can be heard on the metal ground.*
Mysterious Voice: Out of my way!
Red Pikmin: What… who…
* A stream of magenta liquid darts at the insect’s face, starting to melt it.
Yellow Pikmin: EW, EW, EW! THAT’S DISGUSTING!
* The Pikmin turn around to see the cause of the acid: A White Pikmin.*
White Pikmin: Ugh, finally! That pest is dead! Now, where is that Antennae Beetle…
Blue Pikmin: Uhm, excuse me, but… we’re also looking for an Antennae Beetle. It kidnapped someone named Olimar.
White Pikmin: Ah, yes, Captain Olimar. Yeah, he-
Wait a minute who are you.
Blue Pikmin: Oh, us? We’re just a trio of Pikmin. Olimar let us stay in the Onions he found, so we’re trying to get him back. Who are you?
White Pikmin: Well, I was the only White Pikmin that stayed behind when Captain Olimar and Louie went on a mission that ended with the loss of all of the Pikmin he had.
I followed you down here and saw the Antennae Beetle steal him.
So… since we have the same goal, we might aswell work together.
* The End.*
Episode 10: Scenery Change
* Gaseous Grotto: Sublevel 4*
Blue Pikmin: Woah, this place looks a lot different than the other sublevels…
White Pikmin: It’s probably because all of the concrete. And pipes. And ominous tunnels.
Yellow Pikmin: And Bulborbs!
White Pikmin: Yeah, those too- wait, WHAT?
* A Bulborb is standing in a tunnel nearby.*
White Pikmin: Ah! Scatter!
* Blue & Yellow run to the left, while Red & White run past the Bulborb.*
* Blue & Yellow encounter a group of Anode Beetles.*
Blue Pikmin: Eek! Why are there so many beetles in this cave?
Yellow Pikmin: Something must be leading them here, but I think we should find a way out before we solve that mystery.
* Red & White encounter a pair of Swooping Snitchbugs.*
White Pikmin: Ugh, whatever! We don’t have time for these things!
* She spits acid at one of the Snitchbugs. The Snitchbug dodges.*
Red Pikmin: Uh oh. I think all you did was aggravate them more!
* The other Snitchbug swoops down and snatches White Pikmin.*
Red Pikmin: Hey! Let go of her!
* The Snitchbug does so, although planting her in the ground in the process.*
* Red Pikmin pulls White out of the ground and sprints toward the nearest pipe.*
White Pikmin: Hold on! Wait for me!
* Meanwhile, with Blue & Yellow:*
Blue Pikmin: Can you see anything we can use as a way out?
Yellow Pikmin: Not yet.
* A Bulborb roar can be heard.*
Yellow Pikmin: Oh, that’s not good, that’s not good at all. Uh… Aha! Over there!
Blue Pikmin: What are you pointing at?
Yellow Pikmin: There’s a pipe over there, but it’s covered in dirt. Don’t worry, I can dig really fast.
* The two dig up the pipe and walk through it. They end up in a small room with two sleeping Amprats.*
White Pikmin: I see the entrance to the next sublevel over there!
Yellow Pikmin: Hm? Oh, hi!-
White Pikmin: Shhh! Don’t wake them up!
Yellow Pikmin: Wake who up?
* White Pikmin points to the sleeping Amprats.*
Yellow Pikmin: Ohhhh, I see them now.
Blue Pikmin: Wait, so, do we just run to the exit?
White Pikmin: No, that would be too noisy and wake them up.
* A Bulborb roars, waking up the Bearded Amprats.*
White Pikmin: Nevermind! Just go!
Episode 11: Phony Arachnid
* The group ends up in a dark room, with a large, circular arena in the middle.*
Red Pikmin: Well, this is the bottom of the cave, but… Where’s Olimar?
Yellow Pikmin: I’ll go see if the Antennae Beetle somehow made it to the surface.
White Pikmin: Wait! Don’t. Move.
Yellow Pikmin: Huh? Why?
* White Pikmin points above. A huge web dangles from the ceiling, with a Raging Long Legs sticking to the underside.*
Yellow Pikmin: Eek! Spider!
White Pikmin: Yellow-
* The Raging Long Legs drops down from the web with immense force.*
* White Pikmin facepalms.*
Blue Pikmin: How are we even supposed to kill this thing?
Yellow Pikmin: Hm… Maybe if… Oh! Look! A bomb-rock!
* Yellow Pikmin runs over to the bomb-rock and picks it up.*
Blue Pikmin: What will a bomb-rock do? It barely stunned an Emperor Bulblax for like, less than thirty seconds! There’s no way we can kill it with just one bomb-rock!
White Pikmin: You’re probably right. Unless… Hey, Yellow, can you gimme that bomb-rock?
Yellow Pikmin: Uh, sure?
White Pikmin: Ah! Hot, hot, hot!
* White Pikmin rolls the bomb-rock just in time for the Raging Long Legs to step on and detonate it. The Raging Long Legs starts to wither away and fall to the ground.*
Yellow Pikmin: What? How did-
White Pikmin: A Raging Long Legs has four hearts, one in each foot, so, if even one heart stops working, the entire animal will just die.
* When the Raging Long Legs is gone, an unconscious Olimar lies in the middle of the room, alongside a partly digested Antennae Beetle.*
White Pikmin: Ooo, fresh food!
Yellow Pikmin: Ew, that’s disgusting!
White Pikmin: Hey! When you live in a dark cave where almost no sunlight reaches, you gotta take what you can get!
Olimar: Well, you won’t have to live in a dark cave anymore, ‘cause you’re coming with us!
White Pikmin: I am?
Red Pikmin: Ooookay, now can we get back to the surface? It’s cold down here.
Episode 12: Sunlight
* Back on the surface:*
Hocotate Ship: What were you thinking, Louie? Why would you just abandon Olimar like that?
Louie:…Sorry.
White Pikmin: Agh! This place is so bright! My eyes!!!
Louie: Oh. New Pikmin.
Hi.
Red Pikmin: Hi, Louie, or whatever your name is, do you wanna know about our great adventure? That you weren’t with because you ran away? That one? Do you? Do you?
Hocotate Ship: Welcome back, Captain Olimar! …and others! Did you find any new treasures?
Olimar: *sigh*, No.
White Pikmin: We can’t exactly carry treasures with just four of us, can we, ya bucket of bolts?
Hocotate Ship: Hey! I am a top-quality shipment vessel!
White Pikmin: And I don’t care.
Episode 13: Down the Drain!
* Olimar, Louie, and the Pikmin are floating on a lily pad headed downriver.*
Yellow Pikmin: Uh, hey, Blue? What’s that down in the water?
Blue Pikmin: What?
* Blue Pikmin looks into the water and sees a clog.*
White Pikmin: *gasp*, A clog! Those sometimes hide the entrance to a cave!
Red Pikmin: Cool! Hey, Blue, can you-
Blue Pikmin: Already on it!
* Blue Pikmin starts destroying the clog in the water.*
Hocotate Ship: According to my sensors… There is a high chance that unplugging this cave entrance could flood the cave and pull all of us in.
Blue Pikmin: What was that?
* Suddenly, the lily pad, along with everyone on it, gets sucked into the cavern.*
* The End.*
Episode 14: Overgrown Crypt
* Below the river lies a flooded cavern overgrown with plant life.*
Blue Pikmin: Woah… Who knew this whole marsh was right beneath the riverbed?
Yellow Pikmin: I know, right? This place feels like it was never meant to be found. Wait… Where are Olimar and Louie…?
Red Pikmin: Uh oh. Olimar! Olimar? Are you there?
White Pikmin: They must have gotten separated from us during the fall. Great. We’re stuck in a giant cave that we can barely… traverse…
* Right as White Pikmin says that, a lily pad appears in front of the island they’re stuck on.*
Blue Pikmin: Hm… I have an idea. I look for a way out, while the rest of you ride the lily pad. It’ll probably lead to an exit.
White Pikmin: Why are you so confident about this plan? And what about Olimar and Louie?
Yellow Pikmin: I agree with Blue. This place kinda creeps me out, and I’d rather not stay here for long…
Red Pikmin: Oh, c’mon, White, we’ll find them later.
* A drop of water leaks from the ceiling onto Red’s head.*
Red Pikmin: Owch! Well, there’s another reason for us to get out of here…
White Pikmin: Ugh, fine, I guess.
Episode 15: It Came From The River!
* This episode is a work-in-progress.*
Episode 16: Heart of Stone
* The four Pikmin end up in a place much different from the one they entered the cave at.*
White Pikmin: My eyes! It’s so bright!!!
Blue Pikmin: Gosh, you’re right, it is really bright.
Red Pikmin: Hey, do you hear something?
* The Pikmin turn around to find a bug carrying a salt crystal on its head. Before any of them have time to react, the animal launches the stone at the group.*
Yellow Pikmin: Ah! I’m too young to be crushed!
* Out of nowhere, a Pikmin emerges from the vegetation and throws themself into the crystal. It shatters with an ear-splitting sound.*
* This episode is a work-in-progress.*