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;Louie's aunt:Louie, I'm really relieved to know you're safe and sound.  I'd heard you'd been eaten by a bug!  They sure loved chewing on you as a boy.  Guess you haven't changed!
;Louie's aunt:Louie, I'm really relieved to know you're safe and sound.  I'd heard you'd been eaten by a bug!  They sure loved chewing on you as a boy.  Guess you haven't changed!
;Olimar's wife:We received yet another special bonus!  I've come to love you all anew!  I decided to take the kids to the hot springs.  We'll have enough fun for you too, so don't worry!
;Olimar's wife:We received yet another special bonus!  I've come to love you all anew!  I decided to take the kids to the hot springs.  We'll have enough fun for you too, so don't worry!
;Olimar's son:PAPA!  Thanks!  There were so many cute girls at the hot springs!  I was a little nervous, but I got over it.  Next time, you totally have to come with us!  We'll have so much fun!
;Olimar's son:Papa!  Thanks!  There were so many cute girls at the hot springs!  I was a little nervous, but I got over it.  Next time, you totally have to come with us!  We'll have so much fun!
;President's wife:Your notification report was wrong again.  How many times do I have to correct you?  It's because of behaviour like this that, I, the REAL boss, have to work so hard.
;President's wife:Your notification report was wrong again.  How many times do I have to correct you?  It's because of behaviour like this that I, the REAL boss, have to work so hard.
;<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***:It slices!  It dices!  It plays video games!  It sends mail! It wraps gifts!  It cures snoring!  Interested?  Check out http://www.nintendo.com.
;<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***:It slices!  It dices!  It plays video games!  It sends mail! It wraps gifts!  It cures snoring!  Interested?  Check out http://www.nintendo.com.
;Olimar's daughter:Papa, today I went to see the orchestra to help me become a proper lady.  I think it was expensive.  Both Mom and Brother slept through it, but not me!  
;Olimar's daughter:Papa, today I went to see the orchestra to help me become a proper lady.  I think it was expensive.  Both Mom and Brother slept through it, but not me! Aren't I proper?
 
;<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***:Would you like to find the new you?  If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz do the work for you!  See http://www.nintendo.com!
:Aren't I proper?
;<nowiki>***</nowiki>SPAM?***:Would you like to find the new you?  If you're thinking about changing jobs, let Hocotate Whiz do the work for you!  See http://www.nintendo.com.
;President's wife:Hey, you think you can loaf because I can't see you?  The ship has been reporting everything to me!  Are you surprised?  That machine knows who the real boss is.
;President's wife:Hey, you think you can loaf because I can't see you?  The ship has been reporting everything to me!  Are you surprised?  That machine knows who the real boss is.
;Olimar's daughter:Mama is being mean.  Every day I go to school.  I want to be a great lady.  But I'm so, so tired...  Brother is always crying.  Growing up isn't any fun at all...
;Olimar's daughter:Mama is being mean.  Every day I go to school.  I want to be a great lady.  But I'm so, so tired...  Brother is always crying.  Growing up isn't any fun at all...
;Olimar's son:Papa!  Hurry up and come home!  Mama is so nuts!  Every day, she orders me to study, study, study!  She’s even thinking about sending our dog, Bulbie, to the circus!  Help!
;Olimar's son:Papa!  Hurry up and come home!  Mama is so nuts!  Every day, she orders me to study, study, study!  She’s even thinking about sending our dog, Bulbie, to the circus!  Help!
;President's wife:Hey, just how long are you planning on staying on that planet?  Men!  All they do is chase empty dreams!  It's pure unadulterated nonsense!  Nonsense, I tell you!
;President's wife:Hey, just how long are you planning on staying on that planet?  Men!  All they do is chase empty dreams!  It's pure, unadulterated nonsense!  Nonsense, I tell you!
;President's wife:It may interest you to know I've somehow been able to begin turning the company around in your absence.  So, you just go on doing what you like for a bit longer, OK?
;President's wife:It may interest you to know I've somehow been able to begin turning the company around in your absence.  So, you just go on doing what you like for a bit longer, OK?
;Olimar's wife:Hey, hon!  I'm on a solo vacation right now.  Beach by day, theater at night. Ahhh, life is grand!  And don't worry, the kids are in school every night until 10!  Wheeeeee!
;Olimar's wife:Hey, hon!  I'm on a solo vacation right now.  Beach by day, theater at night. Ahhh, life is grand!  And don't worry, the kids are in school every night until 10!  Wheeeeee!
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