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Well, I tried, but I guess I can't wiggle my way out of this one. Blue's just too smart for me - he's discovered my master plan. You see, first, I join a bunch of wikis needing attention, and make lots of really good edits, so good that the local bureaucrats offer to promote me to admin. I act all humble and say they're doing a good job as is and that I wouldn't be of any more help than I am already, just to make them think it's really their idea. Then, out of nowhere (around Christmas coincidentally), I stop editing ALL of them. I wait for about a month, choose one to be my "favorite," and return to it. I know it's only a matter of time before the lonely 'crats track me down and ask me where I've been. That's where the real fun begins. | |||
I get a bunch of my buddies from the wiki I'm on and start undoing all of my target's edits. When they ask why, we come up with some BS excuse about how the pages looked better before their edits, and since everyone knows making pages look good is ''not'' among an actual editor's priorities, and bait a huge overreaction out of them. Where my genius really shines through is what I do after: I troll the user, not by spewing out line after line of nonsense and fallacious arguments, but by arguing with ''logic'' and citing ''evidence'' to back my claims. Normally this sparks a civilized debate after which the target accepts his loss and finds other ways to help the wiki so as not to make himself appear a sore loser, thus ensnaring another contributor! But Blue, seeing through this ploy, responded to my posts by making as little sense as possible, splitting lots of hairs about the difference between virtual and verbal communication, calling me unfriendly names, and using gross exaggerations like "...in all your sentences." | |||
My motive? Not only does it attract new users, but it makes me look smarter! As if I didn't earn enough respect by making legitimate contributions and participating in discussions, I can show everyone that I can use big words and have the mind of an intellectual. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! (Everyone laughs, then fade to black and role credits) {{user:Jimbo Jambo/sig}} 06:01, 15 February 2009 (UTC) | |||