Pikipedia:April Fool's Day/Olimar's notes in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Difference between revisions

{{transcript|The device on this man's hip intrigues me. He carries weapons like a sword and bow and arrow, yet also has this device capable of creating explosives! I've got it! The device on his hip is a time traveling device, and he's actually from the future, but he traveled to far back in time, and wielded those weapons as to not give away his technological superiority! Could it be that his time travel machine broke, and now he's stuck in this time? If I helped him repair it, would he let me try it out?}}

{{transcript|What is this animal doing? I can't even get a good look at it; it keeps hopping around, occasionally stopping to shoot a gun, shine a bright light, or do a cartwheel. I thought he would be pretty intelligent given the tools on his person, but his actions seem to tell a different story. He was shouting some sort of mantra that I couldn't make out, but then again, I couldn't understand anything he was doing.}}

{{transcript|This is incredible! This one must be a distant relative to the Burrowing Snagret! But where did it acquire these high-tech weapons? It doesn't seem to want to eat my Pikmin, as every time I throw them at him, he somehow sends them flying back! He boasts a sort of arrogant confidence. (P.S. I think this one is friends with the bouncing fox, as they seems to share much of the same technology.)}}

{{transcript|This creature must be a treasure hunter too! He's carrying a bunch of Slapstick Crescents and he has a ton of nuts too. But instead of selling them for money, he throws them at prey. Why would it waste perfectly good treasure like that? Doesn't seem terribly smart. Maybe I can trick it into giving me the treasure that it collects?}}

{{transcript|What a nice looking fellow. I've been observing him and he seems to enjoy gardening, collecting fruit, and catching insects. But he also has this blank stare. It's not as if he is bored or tired, but more like he's masking his true intentions. I can't tell what he's thinking. He also is carrying a Gyroid Bust on his person. Maybe the Gyroid Bust is actually the controlling entity, and the body of this man is the host? I don't know whether to trust this one or not.}}

{{transcript|Another automaton, but this one replicates humanoid features very well. It has a variety of weapons in its arsenal, being able to switch between them in an instant! The ship says that he is a weapon of mass destruction made for world domination, but I think it's an all-purpose tool bot. Louie only cares about the cooking aspects of what it can do. The ship must be trying to talk it down in fear of us replacing it with one, and I'm seriously considering asking the President to get one.}}

{{transcript|The yellow thing can summon the dead to do its bidding! He communicates with four colorful ghosts that appear and curse enemies! If he can contact the dead, I wonder if he can contact the Pikmin that have fallen in battle? I want to thank them for all they've done for me, and apologize that I couldn't save them.}}