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“	This savage water pump was just one of many weapons wielded by the titan dweevil. This pump is capable of spraying jets of hyper-pressurized water!	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Monster Pump, entry in Olimar's journal

“	This nanotech device gathers negative ions in the atmosphere and converts them into energy. It then releases that energy. Zap! Use it to relieve muscle soreness and joint stress. One warning, however: it does render the user unconscious.	”
	—The Ship pitching the Shock Therapist, sales pitches