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“	This scorching mechanism was once used by a monsterous titan dweevil. The roasting apparatus spews hot jets of flame! I can't keep Louie away from it... He keeps trying to use it to cook sausages and caramelize creme brulee.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Flare Cannon, entry in Olimar's journal

“	On the surface, this is not art! It is a temporary spectacle compared to the glory of eternity. And yet that is WHY it is art! Machines like me are incapable of comprehending this...	”
	—The Ship pitching the Fleeting Art Form, sales pitches