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“	This stirring object reminds me of a dream I once had. When I was a child, the twinkling stars held so much promise and mystery.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Innocence Lost, entry in Olimar's journal

“	Put this on your spouse and you will always know if he or she is approaching. How convenient! A must-have item for couples who like to hide things.	”
	—The Ship pitching the Spouse Alert, sales pitches