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“	This fiendish component was used by the titan dweevil! Although it was once a primitive chemical weapon, it is now a weapon of mass hilarity.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Comedy Bomb, entry in Olimar's journal

“	According to our marketing survey, this is the year's hip product! Focus tests don't lie! Interior furnishings that create a laid-back atmosphere are all the rage with Joe Hocotate!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Essential Furnishing, sales pitches