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“	This fiendish component was used by the titan dweevil! Although it was once a primitive chemical weapon, it is now a weapon of mass hilarity.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Comedy Bomb, entry in Olimar's journal

“	This item automatically detects subterranean waterways, even if the water is buried a mile deep! This monster pump draws liquid any distance, and its almost-uncontrollable power is fantastic!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Monster Pump, sales pitches