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“	This scorching mechanism was once used by a monsterous titan dweevil. The roasting apparatus spews hot jets of flame! I can't keep Louie away from it... He keeps trying to use it to cook sausages and caramelize creme brulee.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Flare Cannon, entry in Olimar's journal

“	No danger, no matter how small, dodges the notice of this never-fail, peace-of-mind alarm system. In fact, it will warn you of danger that is not even present!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Danger Chime, sales pitches