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“ | This object sparkles beautifully. It's enormous, but I think it would make a great party decoration. That reminds me of the last time my family threw a party. I was busy at work, and I couldn't make it, so my wife and kids enjoyed the party without me. Hrmmm... My family grows further and further away each day... | ” |
—Captain Olimar on the Essential Furnishing, entry in Olimar's journal |
“ | This nanotech device gathers negative ions in the atmosphere and converts them into energy. It then releases that energy. Zap! Use it to relieve muscle soreness and joint stress. One warning, however: it does render the user unconscious. | ” |
—The Ship pitching the Shock Therapist, sales pitches |