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“	This scorching mechanism was once used by a monsterous titan dweevil. The roasting apparatus spews hot jets of flame! I can't keep Louie away from it... He keeps trying to use it to cook sausages and caramelize creme brulee.	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Flare Cannon, entry in Olimar's journal

“	According to our marketing survey, this is the year's hip product! Focus tests don't lie! Interior furnishings that create a laid-back atmosphere are all the rage with Joe Hocotate!	”
	—The Ship pitching the Essential Furnishing, sales pitches