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{{infobox enemy
|pikmin      = y
|pikmin2     = y
|pikmin3     = y
|pikmin4     = y
|heypikmin   = y
|enemy_name  = Bolbert
|image       = Bolbert.jpg
|size        = 350px
|name        = Oculus kageyamii bellus
|family      = [[Grub-dog]]
|areas       = [[The Forest of Hope]], [[Valley of Repose]], [[Awakening Wood]], [[Garden of Hope]], [[Tropical Wilds]], [[Formidable Oak]], [[Sun-Speckled Terrace]], [[Blossoming Arcadia]], [[The Shadow in the Brush]]
|underground = [[Hole of Heroes]], [[Dream Den]], [[Hectic Hollows]], [[Engulfed Castle]], [[Trial of the Sage Leaf]], [[Cavern for a King]]
|challenge   = [[The Forest of Hope]], [[The Distant Spring]], [[Explorer's Cave]], [[Lost Toy Box]], [[Red Chasm]], [[Collector's Room]], [[Breeding Ground]], [[Emperor's Realm]]
|missionct   = [[Tropical Forest]], [[Twilight Hollow]], [[Shaded Garden]], [[Tropical Forest Remix]], [[Twilight Hollow Remix]], [[Beastly Caverns]]
|missionbe   = [[Tropical Forest]], [[Silver Lake]], [[Thirsty Desert]], [[Shaded Garden]], [[Garden of Hope Remix]], [[Formidable Oak Remix]]
|sidestories = [[Inside Forest]], [[Pikmin Reunion]], [[Creature Hunting]], [[Big Fruit Carnival]]
|dandori_c = [[Dandori Day Care]], [[Hotshock Canyon]]
|2p          = [[Angle Maze]]
|bingo       = [[Shaded Terrace]], [[Stagnant Sea]], [[Twisted Cavern]], [[Arid Metropolis]], [[Rusted Labyrinth]], [[Jigsaw Fortress]], [[Blooming Terrace]], [[Parched Brook]], [[Buried Pond]], [[Sandbox Kingdom]], [[Corroded Maze]], [[Jigsaw Colosseum]]
|dandori_b   = [[Battle in a Box]]
|attacks     = Eat Pikmin
|noicon      = y
|nocat       = y
}}
The '''Bolbert''' ({{j|アトラクティブチャッピー|Atorakutibu Chappī|Attractive Chappy}}) is a recurring [[enemy]] in the {{ps}}, appearing in {{p}}, {{p2}}, {{p3}}, {{p4}}, {{hp}}, and ''[[Pikmin: Color Splash]]''. A majestic creature, the Bolbert is most readily identifiable by its glamorous appearance and delicate movement. Many mistake Bolberts for members of the [[grub-dog family|grub-dog]] and [[breadbug family|breadbug]] families, but the key difference lies in the Bolbert's vastly superior aesthetic value. In addition, while all forms of Bulborb and Bulborb mimic are different enemies, the Bolbert is a single enemy, appearing in several different color schemes and shapes.

==Stats==
{{enemy stats
|weight1 = 10   |weight2 = 10   |weight3 = 10     |weight4 = 10
|carriers1 = 20 |carriers2 = 20 |carriers3 = 20   |carriers4 = 20
|seeds1 = 12    |seeds2 = 12    |seeds3 = 12      |seeds4 = 12      |seedsh = 10
                |value2 = 70     |value3 = 500    |value4 = 100
|hp1 = 1100     |hp2 = 750      |hp3 = 1000       |hp4 = 1000       |hph = Unknown
|regen1 = Unknown |regen2 = 0   |regen3 = Unknown |regen4 = Unknown |regenh = Unknown
}}

==Notes==
===Olimar's Voyage Log===
{{transcript|This creature, while easily vulnerable to the Pikmin's attacks, has unprecedented beauty and intelligence. Maybe they are sapient, and they too are stranded, trying to return to their family. It makes me feel rather guilty of all the creatures I've harmed... |block=y}}

===Reel notes===
{{transcript|Recognizable by its vast majesty, this enemy adores beauty sleeps.|block=y}}

===Olimar's notes===
{{transcript|On this planet, where so many life forms live, and a majority of them are vicious, hostile creatures, and whose viciousness reflects on their physical appearance, the discovery of such a dignified being astonishes me, to say the least. It is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I don't believe the Bolbert's finesse can be considered anything other than outstanding. Reminds me of the wife…|block=y}}

===Louie's notes===
{{transcript|More than a scrumptious feast, the Bolbert serves as a great centerpiece for any sort of expensive banquet. The presence of its roasted carcass on a table can make the difference between an amateur lunch and a royal meal!|block=y}}

===Alph’s comment===
{{transcript|
Structual flaw: eyes, back
Weight: 10
Whoever designed this beautiful creature put looks first, and it paid off. We could easily defeat it by charging at its back, but its wonderful looks deter me from doing that.|block=y}}

===Brittany’s comment===
{{transcript|This is by far the prettiest and most elegant fauna on this planet. Its elegance could easily make PNF-404 a tourist spot for Koppaites. If only the captain was like that…|block=y}}

===Charlie’s comment===
{{transcript|This magnificent creature teaches us all a lesson: looks matter. Its elegance deters anyone or anything from harming it, and I must commend the strategy. Although, it's not the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...|block=y}}

===Olimar's comment===
{{transcript|In a planet where most life forms are vicious, and whose viciousness reflects on their physical appearance, the discovery of such a dignified being astonishes me, to say the least. It is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I don't believe the Bolbert's finesse can be considered anything other than outstanding. Reminds me of my wife…|block=y}}

===Louie's comment===
{{transcript|More than a scrumptious feast, the Bolbert serves as a great centerpiece for any sort of expensive banquet. The presence of its roasted carcass on a table can make the difference between an amateur lunch and a royal meal!|block=y}}

===Hey! Pikmin Log===
{{transcript|The S. S. Dolphin II said that the creature was the middle of its beauty sleep, and that I should feel ashamed for waking and then immediately defeating it. I see where the ship's coming from, but how else do I return home?|block=y}}

===Dalmo's Notes===
{{transcript|I came to this planet to find new adorable creatures, and I struck gold. Its elegant posture, its magnificent spots, its adorable eyes. This creature is extremely cute!|block=y}}

===Olimar's Notes===
{{transcript|In a planet where most life forms are vicious, and whose viciousness reflects on their physical appearance, the discovery of such a dignified being astonishes me. It is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I don't believe the Bolbert's finesse can be considered anything other than outstanding. Reminds me of my wife…|block=y}}

===Louie's Notes===
{{transcript|More than a scrumptious feast, the Bolbert serves as a great centerpiece for any sort of expensive banquet. The presence of its roasted carcass on a table can make the difference between an amateur lunch and a royal meal!|block=y}}

==Behavior==
[[File:Pikmin 2 Bulborb Clay Art.jpg|thumb|left|Clay art of a Bolbert. Notice the creature's calm glamor while battling against Pikmin.]]
Much like the vastly bruter [[Bulborb|Red Bulborb]], a Bolbert sleeps during most of the day, waking up when prey approach. It can chase them down with its graceful walking pattern, and if it reaches them, it will attempt to gobble them up with its vast mouth. Should a Bolbert be attacked, it will smoothly shake its body in a rubbery-like fashion, tossing Pikmin away from its delicate hide. When bored, it returns to its original spot to resume its beauty sleep.

Although rare due to its sleep cycle, it is possible to see a Bolbert's peaking intelligence in action at times, where it may interact with objects around it in a fashion similar to humans.

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==Locations==
In sheer contrast with its splendor, the Bolbert is normally found sleeping on patches of dirt. It can be found on most [[area]]s, as a relatively common enemy, with the exceptions being [[The Forest Navel]], [[Valley of Repose]] and [[Twilight River]]. It is present in all [[Challenge Mode]] levels (in both ''[[Pikmin (game)|Pikmin]]'' and ''[[Pikmin 2]]''), as well as all [[Mission Mode]] levels bar the [[Formidable Oak Remix]]. It also appears in all [[2-Player Battle]] and [[Bingo Battle]] levels.

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==Strategy==
{{guide}}
Bolberts can be attacked like most other enemies by launching an onslaught of Pikmin to damage it. Care should be taken to [[whistle]] the Pikmin back before it attempts to slurp them in its unique mouth. Striking its delicate eyes causes slightly more damage than other parts of the body.

In ''[[Pikmin 3]]'', a Bolbert can also be defeated by the player itself: if they speak into the GamePad's microphone and lie about its good looks, or even laugh at it during some of its most glamorous animations, the pure shame and outrage will quickly and steadily sap away most of its [[health]]. This was removed in ''[[Pikmin 3 Deluxe]]''.

==Naming==
{{naming
|common     = Bolbert is a corruption of Bulborb, stated in an elegant tone to reflect the creature itself.
|jpcommon   = ({{j|アトラクティブチャッピー|Atorakutibu Chappī}}
|scientific = ''Oculus kageyamii bellus''. ''Bellus'' is Latin for "cute", "beautiful", or "handsome". See [[Grub-dog family#Naming|here]] for details on the genus and species.
|internal = <code>cutechappy</code>
}}
===Names in other languages===
{{foreignname
|Jap  = アトラクティブチャッピー
|JapR = Atorakutibu Chappī
|JapM = Attractive [[Bulborb|Chappy]]
|ChiTrad  = 奼娉
|ChiTradR = Chàpīng
|ChiTradM = Beautiful Graceful [[Bulborb|Chappy]]
|ChiSimp  = 姹娉
|ChiSimpR = Chàpīng
|ChiSimpM = Beautiful Graceful [[Bulborb|Chappy]]
|Dut  = Koelborb
|DutM = Coolborb
|Fra  = Bulbeau
|FraM = From "Bulborbe" and "beau" (beautiful)
|Ger  = Hübschkäfer
|GerM = From "hübsch" (handsome) and "Punktkäfer" (Bulborb)
|Ita  = Fantasticoleto
|ItaM = Portmanteau of "fantastico" and "Coleto" (Bulborb)
|Kor  = 엄차피난
|KorR = Eomchapinan
|KorM = From {{tt|엄청나다|Eomcheongnada}} (stupendous) and {{tt|차피|Chapi}} [[Bulborb|Chappy]]
|SpaA = Bulmoso
|SpaAM = From "Bulbo" (Bulborb) and "hermoso" (beautiful)
|SpaE = Bulcuqui
|SpaEM = From "bulbo" (Bulborb) and "cuqui" (cute)
|Por  = Belobolho
|PorM = From "belo" (beautiful) and "Bulbolho" (Bulborb)
|Rus  = Класснеголов
|RusR = Klassnegolov
|RusM = From {{tt|классный|klassnyj}} (awesome) and {{tt|Клубнеголов|Klubnegolov}} (Bulborb)
|RusN = As seen in the permanent wall mural at Nintendo of Russia's headquarters
|notes = y
}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Buborb.jpg|A Bolbert, irradiating the [[camera]] with its eye beauty.
BulborbTrophySSBU.png|Trophy for a Bolbert in ''[[Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]''. The creature can be seen contemplating life while casually eating Pikmin.
Reel23 Spotty Bulborb.png|A Bolbert delicately honking.
Whiptongue Bulboom.jpg|A Bolbert expanding its beauty.
Pikmin3 KopPadveiw-WhiptongueBulborb.png|Photo of a Bolbert using its intelligence to "take a [[wikipedia:Selfie|selfie]]".
Whiptongue Bulborb P3 notice.jpg|A black-and-white Bolbert attempting a "<code><nowiki>:|</nowiki></code>" face.
Balloon bolbert.jpg|An extinct Balloon Bolbert preparing for lift-off.
Bulborb Hiding.jpg|A Bolbert hiding its majestic face in a bush.
Bulbear eating bomb-rock Pikmin 4.jpg|A Bolbert vomiting in pure disgust after looking at the player.
Dwarf Red Bulborb Pikmin 3.png|A small Bolbert laughing condescendingly.
Gateface.jpg|A Bolbert taking a mud bath.
Spotty Bulbear P1 art.png|Artwork of a rare black-and-red Bolbert, caught mid-sneeze.
Bulbmin and young.jpg|A Bolbert patrolling with its young, aspiring to be like their father.
Bulborb plush.jpg|A Bolbert plush.
Pikmin 080117e.jpg|A Bolbert facing towards infinity.
Pikmin 2 high score battle.jpg|Cave painting of a Bolbert.
Early Bolbert.jpg|An [[Pikmin prerelease information|early version]] of the Bolbert.
</gallery>

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Bulborb model viewer gif.gif|The creature's gentle walk cycle.
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==Trivia==
*The Bolbert's majestic appearance awarded it a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records: Gamer's Edition Volume #4, as the second most elegant enemy in video games, surpassed only by [[kidicarus:Pseudo-Palutena|Pseudo-Palutena]].<sup>[''citation needed'']</sup>
*The first line of Olimar's notes in ''[[Pikmin 2]]'' may be a reference to [[Ai no Uta]], known for being a beautiful song.

==See also==
*[[Paradoxical Enigma]]
*[[The President's wife]]