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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Olimar's notes in ''Super Smash Bros. Ultimate''}}

[[File:SSBU Olimar's notes.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Olimar's notes on Fox.]]

Each fighter has a unique note about them, including the echo fighters. In addition, due to being a part of the same series, Alph, one of Olimar's alternative skins, also has his own entry.

{{transcript|The device on this man's hip intrigues me. He carries weapons like a sword and bow and arrow, yet also has this device capable of creating explosives! I've got it! The device on his hip is a time traveling device, and he's actually from the future, but he travelled to far back in time, and wielded those weapons as to not give away his technological superiority! Could it be that his time travel machine broke, and now he's stuck in this time? If I helped him repair it, would he let me try it out?}}

{{transcript|Growing up, I always dreamed of being a superhero - Traveling through space, fighting bad guys and helping people. But eventually I had to grow up, get a job, and support my wife and kids. This superhero looks like the ideal version of myself that I had been dreaming about all those years. Sigh… Sometimes I wish I didn't have to grow up. Maybe this is a child who refused to grow up too, and now they're going around the galaxy fighting crime! (PS. I never thought about it until now, but I did achieve my dream - I travel through space, I've fought feral creatures with the Pikmin, and I get to help my family. Maybe growing up isn't so bad.)}}

{{transcript|Sometimes I fear about what types of life there is out in space. What if instead of landing on the planet of the Pikmin, I instead landed on a planet of a parasitic species? This poor space ranger must've had that experience. They fell victim to an alien species taking over their body, and are now just a shell of what they were. The universe can be a very scary place.}}

{{transcript|This reptile is able to intake large amounts of food and then quickly produce an egg. Oddly enough, rather than incubating the eggs, the reptile seems to use them as a weapon, throwing them at prey with great precision. Why would it throw something it should be trying to protect? This creature only seems capable of producing the sound “Yoshi”. This one is quite an enigma; perhaps the uses of “Yoshi” in different tones and dictions change the context of what it's saying? I must try to decipher its way of speaking!}}

{{transcript|What is this animal doing? I can't even get a good look at it; it keeps hopping around, occasionally stopping to shoot a gun, shine a bright light, or do a cartwheel. I thought he would be pretty intelligent given the tools on his person, but his actions seem to tell a different story. He was shouting some sort of mantra that I couldn't make out, but then again, I couldn't understand anything he was doing.}}

{{transcript|This is incredible! This one must be a distant relative to the Burrowing Snagret! But where did it acquire these high-tech weapons? It doesn't seem to want to eat my Pikmin, as every time I throw them at him, he somehow sends them flying back! He boasts a sort of arrogant confidence. (PS. I think this one is friends with the bouncing fox, as they seems to share much of the same technology.)}}

{{transcript|How does this man get his body suit to adhere so tightly to his skin? It must be very freeing for his movement. I wish I could get my suit to be that accustomed to my form… But it makes me wonder where he's storing all these explosives he's using. I don't see any place he can hold half of the weapons he uses. It's one of life's greatest mysteries, I suppose. (PS. If I learn the technique this man uses, maybe I can teach it to the Pikmin as well?)}}

On an additional note, the creatures being stored in these capsules are very interesting! One is a small, shelled being that is able to produce and expel water! The second is a plant-covered creature that can manipulate the flora on its back! The last is a winged beast radiating heat and flames with every step it takes! When the three work together, they often switch out for the other depending on whoever is best suited for the task. The relationship between the three creatures heavily reminds me of the relationship between the Pikmin, each one being able to excel in an area different from the other. The Red Pikmin, resilient to the heat. The Yellow Pikmin, avid climbers and shock resistant. The water-loving Blue Pikmin, the poison-resistant White Pikmin, and heavy-lifting Purple Pikmin. Without each of them, there's no way I could've repaid the debt in full!}}

{{transcript|This creature must be a treasure hunter too! He's carrying a bunch of Slapstick Crescents and he has a ton of nuts too. But instead of selling them for money, he throws them at prey. Why would it waste perfectly good treasure like that? Doesn't seem terribly smart. Maybe I can trick it into giving me the treasure that it collects?}}

{{transcript|Blast! A space pirate must've followed me here and is looking to steal my cargo! You'd think with us hauling so much valuable stuff, the President would fix the ship's detection systems. In situations like this, I have to remain calm and composed. I'll send Louie out as a distraction, and then while his attention is on him, I'll hit him from behind with a blast of Ultra-Bitter Spray! No, that won't work. I haven't seen any purple berries in ages… Back to the drawing boards.}}

{{transcript|What a nice looking fellow. I've been observing him and he seems to enjoy gardening, collecting fruit, and catching insects. But he also has this blank stare. It's not as if he is bored or tired, but more like he's masking his true intentions. I can't tell what he's thinking. He also is carrying a Gyroid Bust on his person. Maybe the Gyroid Bust is actually the controlling entity, and the body of this man is the host? I don't know whether to trust this one or not.}}

{{transcript|Another automaton, but this one replicates humanoid features very well. It has a variety of weapons in its arsenal, being able to switch between them in an instant! The ship says that he is a weapon of mass destruction made for world domination, but I think it's an all-purpose tool bot. Louie only cares about the cooking aspects of what it can do. The ship must be trying to talk it down in fear of us replacing it with one, and I'm seriously considering asking the President to get one.}}

{{transcript|This amphibious creature's attack is worse than the Monster Pump! It can not only shoot water at enemies, but pressurize it so much that it can cut through metal! At least I think it can - I haven't actually seen it. Why did it develop these awesome offensive abilities? The way it moves suggests it's better for stealth tactics and ambushes upon enemies. (PS. I think Louie is starting to get to me. I can't stop thinking about how this creature probably tastes.)}}

{{transcript|The yellow thing can summon the dead to do its bidding! He communicates with four colorful ghosts that appear and curse enemies! If he can contact the dead, I wonder if he can contact the Pikmin that have fallen in battle? I want to thank them for all they've done for me, and apologize that I couldn't save them.}}

{{transcript|Another space pirate! This one must be the leader of the group. I can see his cold, piercing eyes: he commands his pirates with ferocity, and his troops all align in awe and fear of him. Do the Pikmin only follow me because they fear me? No. The Pikmin follow me because we share a unique bond, one that we've strengthened over time! I'm not scary, right? (PS. For the leader of a band of space pirates, he's quite smaller than one would think a leader should be. He must be a very great leader.)}}