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“	This object sparkles beautifully. It's enormous, but I think it would make a great party decoration. That reminds me of the last time my family threw a party. I was busy at work, and I couldn't make it, so my wife and kids enjoyed the party without me. Hrmmm... My family grows further and further away each day...	”
	—Captain Olimar on the Essential Furnishing, entry in Olimar's journal

“	Poisonous. Consumption results in prolonged writhing and uncontrollable mirth.	”
	—Louie on the Beady Long Legs, entry from Louie's notes