The newest model,
as seen on TV.
The Hocotate ship™ is a top-of-the-line vessel for cargo transport, proudly produced by Hocotate Freight. It boasts the best, non-detachable engines in all of Hocotate! It's got an uncannily large storage haul! It's always full of Compressed Rapid-Acceleration Power™! And the newest model can even analyze treasure and help you sell it using its highly-advanced descriptor A.I. – you're reading text written by it right now!
But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll offer you one detachable pod unit, perfect for cave spelunking!
Get yours today! × 200 worth of space-faring marvel can be yours for just × 199.99!
Call 555-HOCOTATE now!
Ship shipping and handling not included. Koppai residents pay additional fees.