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Welcome to Pikipedia,
your one-stop shop for Pikmin products.
Warning, contains spoilers! Want to do business? Start here!

(Pikipedia is brought to you by the Hocotate ship.)
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Browse products

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coming...
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(Buy-2-get-1 on
Hocotatian
employees!)

BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW!

Featured product

Hocotate ship

The newest model,
💥Dolphin 1💥
as seen on TV.

The Hocotate ship™ is a top-of-the-line vessel for cargo transport, proudly produced by Hocotate Freight. It boasts the best, non-detachable engines in all of Hocotate! It's got an uncannily large storage haul! It's always full of Compressed Rapid-Acceleration Power™! And the newest model can even analyze treasure and help you sell it using its highly-advanced descriptor A.I. – you're reading text written by it right now!

But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll offer you one detachable pod unit, perfect for cave spelunking!

Get yours today! Poko icon.png × 200 worth of space-faring marvel can be yours for just Poko icon.png × 199.99!
Call 555-HOCOTATE now!

Ship shipping and handling not included. Koppai residents pay additional fees.

(Read more...)

Did you know...
  • ...that we now sell Breadbug pets? Buy yours now!
  • ...that Hocotate Freight cargo has only been misplaced twelve times?
  • ...that Hocotate food products are proven healthier than Koppai ones?
  • ...that we swear we're working really hard to repay the latest loan? You have to believe us!
  • ...that nine out of ten Hocotatians prefer Hocotate Freight-delivered pikpik carrots?
Hocotate business network news
Apr 1st, 2022
Fan wiki bought by Hocotate Freight, turned to storefront. "How could we let the wiki get ruined by greed? Again?" say former users.

Mar 31st, 2022
Hocotate Freight finishes its week-long flash sale. Customers who missed out called "dolts" by company.

Feb 12th, 2022
In-house incident increases local company's total by one, from the previous eleven.

Jan 25th, 2022
The Hocotate Business Bureau outlaws the practice of asking employees to repay debts whilst they are on vacation.
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